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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

niggaphil

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Looks like this Nolan's quote could add into our sticker list if the users started to discuss DEI and political stuffs :smugpipi:

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Abomination

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TKN_Lurker

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Found him in the YouTube chat of AugieRFC's newest video. Real rich coming from the chumbud who probably wanted Gura feet pics. Nolan must be desperate to find a community that will accept his autism, even disavowing the Vtubers that he likes lmao.
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Nolan in the wild.
 
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fortnitesmasherX

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Randomly brings up HoloEN to a Starknight because he knows Jelly would be proud of the Starknight.
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Nolan has a track record of using holoen as a way to debunk 'homophobes'. In one of the early pages, there are screenshots of him doing the same thing in a Discord argument. "Almost all the girls in Holoen are bi, so think about that the next time you decide to use slurs!"
 

Abomination

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Nolan has a track record of using holoen as a way to debunk 'homophobes'. In one of the early pages, there are screenshots of him doing the same thing in a Discord argument. "Almost all the girls in Holoen are bi, so think about that the next time you decide to use slurs!"
It's just really funny to do that to a fan of Jelly, a woman who liberally uses words like "gay" and "homosexual" to describe lame or unpleasant things, like constantly dying to a boss in PoE2.
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In one of the early pages, there are screenshots of him doing the same thing in a Discord argument.
The second post of this thread is chronicling him having an autistic spergout in the capippicord over "umm acktually, all the girls in HoloEN are at least Bi if not gay" with users there including Nyaru and Sleepyproject.
The kid has not changed since this. He really doesn't learn.
 

Latte'Ninba

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The second post of this thread is chronicling him having an autistic spergout in the capippicord over "umm acktually, all the girls in HoloEN are at least Bi if not gay" with users there including Nyaru and Sleepyproject.

The kid has not changed since this. He really doesn't learn.
Hey man, give him some leeway. He naturally sees a fist flying (or a metaphorical swing in the way of words) and assumes a woman is supposed to be in the way to take the hit. Especially if it's for him.

Gay bashing? HOLOEN! GET OWNED BIGOT
Sister bashing? *Nolan rolls up his sleeves* "I can handle this one personally."
Mother bashing? *Rips said sleeves off* "I've been waiting for this!"
 

Sky Shouter

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Has anyone replied to Nolan yet on Xitter with a callout linking his threads here and on the KF Username Hall of Shame?

I imagine not since Nolan typically just gets ignored by everyone he tries to fight with, but I imagine if someone did that would be the catalyst to the Third Crush Impact, where he leaves a raging meltdown pitypost anywhere he has an account and deactivates his Twitter

Only to come back a week later as @_crush_4
 

niggaphil

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Nolan is so mad at ERB and her mods that he become anti-ERB now. :Vesper-UNHINGED:

He only retweeted the new year outfit for Gigi, Raora, and Cecillia only. That explains why he did not shitpost on ERB chink discord even he was not banned :dokiSmug:

Oh Nolan, you are such a miserable cunt

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I have a funny idea: What if Nolan trespass the other countries (Mexico, Palestine) without any legal documents? Should the Mexico/Palestine society accept him as legal immigrant?? :mitothink:

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When the people post the meme about the Helldiver game, Nolan wants to be a part of the discussion group, but he only see the titties :WHORE!!!:

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Nolan is so mad at ERB and her mods that he become anti-ERB now. :Vesper-UNHINGED:

He only retweeted the new year outfit for Gigi, Raora, and Cecillia only. That explains why he did not shitpost on ERB chink discord even he was not banned :dokiSmug:
I will always find funny how the only Holo member to ban his ass is the pony fucker :gloomiLaugh:
retard probably thought he would be at home watching her which makes it even funnier :selenpointandlaugh:
 

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TKN_Lurker

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Our good friend Nolan spotted again in AugieRFC's comment section. He received quite the warm welcome this time around.
Last one is my favourite.

Nolan being retarded 1
Nolan being retarded 2
Nolan being retarded 3
I hope it was worth defending Nux lol. :selenpointandlaugh:
 
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niggaphil

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Finally I understand why Nolan is so mad at ERB:

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Looks like Google banned his arse for making too many accounts!!!!

I can't even!!!!!

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Did anyone has experience on getting banned by Google due to creating multiple accounts ever?

Any tech-savvy IT dudes could explain how could this happened?
 

RestlessRain

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Did anyone has experience on getting banned by Google due to creating multiple accounts ever?

Any tech-savvy IT dudes could explain how could this happened?
Nolan is too retarded (derogatory) to know how to change his IP. Google would automatically flag it for anti-bot purposes.
 
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