The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[fortnitesmasherX]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

A Gura body pillow?

 

[RestlessRain]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

I really don't want to think about what Nolan wants for Christmas.

 

[VSoyBoy]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

Sadly Nolan can't enjoy Christmas time with his family if it doesn't have at least 40k ccv.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

Gura in a CMC fursuit?

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

Another sister whom he can beat up like a pineapple?

 

[niggaphil]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

Since Nolan's penis has been exploded in most of the Chink Discord server, let's see whats Nolan activity on Twitter in the Christmas Eve!
1) Raging about his shadowbanning on ERB

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2) Political sperg about homos shit

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Nolan, a truly legends that keeps on giving. Let's hope he will be more productive in the 2025!!!

 

[lolwatagain]

He's even in the Euphoria Stream.

 

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He's even in the Euphoria Stream.

Ty Nolan very cool.

 

[lolwatagain]

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Ty Nolan very cool.

His chats really do stand out because they seem so off topic compared to everyone else's.

 

[Zizara]

Which of you scumbags harrassed the Great Nolan Crush?

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Since Nolan is a big fan of Mint, he is assure that Mint is Asian

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Nolan will move to BLUESKY!!!!! I guess his username must be CRUSH again!

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The reason is shown below:
@Nenélove, please explain Nolan's Logic

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Not sure what nolan posted, and he got ridiculed by the ppl, then deleted the link:

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To be honest, I don't know wtf are these retards argue about. In the End, Miku is just a fucking software

Nolan's logic, not even once:
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There is absolutely no way Nolan survives on Bluesky, where all the most sensitive of Twitter schizos got a headstart to groom the platform into being their perfect hugbox. He WILL drop some past life dox info at random or post some tone-deaf stupidity and get booted.
The Latino argument has the same air as lightskin talk from yamanbas though. The distinction only matters to those in South America trying to gaslight who's white and who's not.

 

[Sky Shouter]

I hope Nolan gets what he wanted for Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year.

Gainful employment and the tact to avoid picking fights with Discord jannies?

Oh wait that's what WE want.

He probably wants a human punching bag in the form of an underage boy in a Gura hoodie

Oh and for his parents to die so they stop interrupting his liveposting

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Since Nolan's penis has been exploded in most of the Chink Discord server, let's see whats Nolan activity on Twitter in the Christmas Eve!
1) Raging about his shadowbanning on ERB
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2) Political sperg about homos shit
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Nolan, a truly legends that keeps on giving. Let's hope he will be more productive in the 2025!!!

His tweet at Liz is so funny. "Yeah, I would watch it, but eh. I'd rather carry a grudge and adhere to arbitrary rituals than actually having fun. Sorry!"

 

[Clown Penis]

His tweet at Liz is so funny. "Yeah, I would watch it, but eh. I'd rather carry a grudge and adhere to arbitrary rituals than actually having fun. Sorry!"

The fact he cannot watch a stream without chatting is really stating everything one needed to know; he requires the ability to spam inane reactslop in chat.

I guess switching to yet another sock is too high effort?

 

[niggaphil]

I guess switching to yet another sock is too high effort?

Let us guess why his alt-accounts are easily shadowbanned:
1) Crush_Nolan
2) CNolan
3) CrushN
4) CrNolan69
5) CrushBeatMySisNolan69

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

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Let us guess why his alt-accounts are easily shadowbanned:
1) Crush_Nolan
2) CNolan
3) CrushN
4) CrNolan69
5) CrushBeatMySisNolan69

"I NEED to watch the Anya collab!!! and take the dogs out..."

 

[Clown Penis]

"I NEED to watch the Anya collab!!! and take the dogs out..."

What if the dogs had 40,000 CCV? Maybe they'd be higher priority.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

What if the dogs had 40,000 CCV? Maybe they'd be higher priority.

Dog cam stream from Nolan's house.

Watch doggies in diapers desperately wanting to go outside, only for Nolan to sit at his computer and watching the doggy stream, excitedly LMAOOOOing in chat while everyone else yells about how the dogs need to be walked.

 

[Hff201]

I'm actually curious if Nolan would pay more attention to his dogs if there were a livechat he could post "He just wagged his tail, LMAOOOOOOOO!" in every few seconds.

 

[niggaphil]

I'm actually curious if Nolan would pay more attention to his dogs if there were a livechat he could post "He just wagged his tail, LMAOOOOOOOO!" in every few seconds.

He probably missed his dog stream, becoming insanely hate and regret due to his retardation, fatigue, and not injecting insulin.

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Nolan can't even wake up in the FUCKING CHRISTMAS, an important holiday where family spend time together

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

He probably missed his dog stream, becoming insanely hate and regret due to his retardation, fatigue, and not injecting insulin.

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Nolan can't even wake up in the FUCKING CHRISTMAS, an important holiday where family spend time together

Say what you want, but I'm sure his family appreciated the gesture.

What could be a better gift than no Nolan when you have to deal with Nolan every other day of the year?

Merry Christmas, Nolan's family!