Twitter cringe and insanity

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

What a terrible day to be literate

These last few pages were a trip.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I understand why vtuber fans have the reputation they do.

 

[Clown Penis]

These last few pages were a trip.

Too bad there's no brain injuries resulting in forgetting they happened.

 

[shipmate]

I have enough anecdotal evidence to agree with Tourist but he makes it really hard to do so.
Something something teenager pregnancy and school orgies something something puberty creates animals something something.
Still, I never saw or heard about someone cranking it mid class. Boners, whatever, it happens, many times unwillingly so, but to straight up jork it? Russians need hobbies besides chess.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I have enough anecdotal evidence to agree with Tourist but he makes it really hard to do so.
Something something teenager pregnancy and school orgies something something puberty creates animals something something.
Still, I never saw or heard about someone cranking it mid class. Boners, whatever, it happens, many times unwillingly so, but to straight up jork it? Russians need hobbies besides chess.

South Americans don't count, they're barely two steps above a fucking rhesus monkey with how they screech and breed.

 

[Phantasm]

I understand why vtuber fans have the reputation they do.

You're just now learning that?

 

[Tubedude]

Beating it in class is very common, worldwide. Some teenagers have it rough with testosteron. Didn't happen in mine, but one guy next room got caught. Women do it too, but much more rare.
This is what complete absence of sex education does to motherfucker.
I've heard these stories from at least 3 vtubers and Asmon.

I know this is a session of kick the retarded statement, but just to clarify, what do you mean by common? To me common would mean at least one of every two or three people would have seen or heard of it happening in their class/school etc. I can see it being a bizarre story that would spread like wildfire that happens once every 5-10 years because some kid was dumb enough to do it, but calling that "common" is a big stretch.

 

[Security]

 

[Sankisei]

We are about to play the Kick the retard World cup with this thread

 

[shipmate]

South Americans don't count, they're barely two steps above a fucking rhesus monkey with how they screech and breed.

Sí and you crackers should make love not google dockeys or gender spreadsheets.
And how dare you complain about our noise yet steal our music, we're not the african tribes you imported. Now give Daddy Yankee another 30 million dollars.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

South Americans don't count, they're barely two steps above a fucking rhesus monkey with how they screech and breed.

Hey some South Americans are cool... Argentina is down there after all.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Sí and you crackers should make love not google dockeys or gender spreadsheets.
And how dare you complain about our noise yet steal our music, we're not the african tribes you imported. Now give Daddy Yankee another 30 million dollars.

the first line was pretty good but you really lost the plot with the second onward.

2/10 needs improvement. Suggest: pave over it all and replace with bananas

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

So, like, what class was the best to jork it in? I imagine history would be pretty dull and sometimes quite boner-killing but some of those parabolas in algebra can get it

 

[I Wanna Die]

I have enough anecdotal evidence to agree with Tourist but he makes it really hard to do so.
Something something teenager pregnancy and school orgies something something puberty creates animals something something.
Still, I never saw or heard about someone cranking it mid class. Boners, whatever, it happens, many times unwillingly so, but to straight up jork it? Russians need hobbies besides chess.

You guys fuck donkeys as a right of passage for boys, your opinion is not relevant. I've seen the Vice documentary

 

[MerelyTourist]

I know this is a session of kick the retarded statement, but just to clarify, what do you mean by common? To me common would mean at least one of every two or three people would have seen or heard of it happening in their class/school etc. I can see it being a bizarre story that would spread like wildfire that happens once every 5-10 years because some kid was dumb enough to do it, but calling that "common" is a big stretch.

Just from the few anecdotes i heard i can extrapolate that it likely happens somewhere in the world every day.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Sí and you crackers should make love not google dockeys or gender spreadsheets.
And how dare you complain about our noise yet steal our music, we're not the african tribes you imported. Now give Daddy Yankee another 30 million dollars.

 

[shipmate]

You guys fuck donkeys as a right of passage for boys, your opinion is not relevant. I've seen the Vice documentary

That's a specific part of Colombia, they are part of the council but do not hold the title. Don't worry we make fun of them too.

 

[NeneLOVE]

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Thanks, my day is now infinitely worse.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

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Thanks, my day is now infinitely worse.

Real niggas know you only need a and not a bucket.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Today I learned that there is designated Donkey fucking zones in Columbia