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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
On the opposite side of the "theme of the game is that this is an MMO" coin, this one's for the healsluts:

Play as a healer in an MMO and build your party to progress through 8 dungeons. Spoiler warning, it's a roguelike that is light on content, and I'm only posting this to showcase the sheer power distance between the two games. Probably good for a few hours of fun, but I would wait for content updates before purchasing:


Was actually talking to some friends about this one recently. I actually used to play healer characters quite a bit back when I played MMOs with others. I enjoyed the hectic rush of keeping people healed up and managing buff rotations all while keeping myself alive. Especially in raids and PVP situations. I especially enjoyed healers that were on the tankier side. One of my favorite MMO memories was being part of a guild war in town against a rival guild, running out of potions, and having to run to a shop and buy more all while an enemy was trying to kill me, and the guy couldn't even kill me while I was in the shop. I was able to get back into the fight without myself or anyone in my party dying. Good times.

Been wanting a good single player game to try and simulate being a healer. The roguelike tag has become a turnoff for me lately, but I may check out this game for the hell of it at some point.
 

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I've also re-installed Guild Wars 1 + 2, as well as Black Desert, because I need my fix.
My condolences.
I'm multi poopbucket juggling FFXIV and PSO2NGS right now.

I did buy and play the latest GW2 expansion, but after the first two content updates for it, these recent two have been kinda fucking dogshit, since the story content was like 45 minutes long, and the new map isn't great. New raid is cool but I don't have the required disabilities to put up with Germans in LFG.
 

Thomas Talus

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I also realize they should have called it Durandal. It'd save some PR issues, incline that it's vaguely in the Marathon universe but basically setting up the grand story for why you would have an extraction-type game. It'd have also left room for a single player campaign and all of the PvPvE modes. Though I get why they wouldn't, mostly because of Destiny existing as a name.
Should have called it Joyeuse, keeping the historical/legendary sword connection, and make it something new.
 

ScarletCorrupt

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Joined:  May 23, 2023
Have you tried Last Epoch yet? they dropped a big patch recently with more to come.

I have fun with it but it might not tickle the extreme autism necessary to enjoy the numberfagging of PoE.

I haven't yet, but will be for this new season. I've heard good things about the game, and even better things about the new season that's coming out. My time with ARPGs will probably be split between Last Epoch (if I get hooked) and Project Diablo 2 until PoE 3.26 or PoE 2 is in a better state.
 

UberSoldat

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Here's hoping Titan Quest 2 turns out good. I still have to get to the final DLC in the first game. Really stupid that you have to go through the entire game thrice just to access it on a Normal character
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Smelliest007

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Joined:  Feb 19, 2024

Hey hey people.

Finished the main campaign as well DLC remaster of the first game. 23 hours. Very solid, the sort of easy on the brain but still challenging assassination game I was looking for. Miles better than Party Hard Not sure if the repeatability is for me like it is for Sseth though. I don't care enough to play on the highest difficulty at this current juncture.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
When the FUCK did Dragon Age ever out perform Mass effect David Gayman? Your team was a one hit wonder and as much as I like DA:O it is no Mass Effect or KOTOR. Hell it hasn't aged as well as Jade Empire IMO.

He clearly means Andromeda :smugpipi:
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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When the FUCK did Dragon Age ever out perform Mass effect David Gayman? Your team was a one hit wonder and as much as I like DA:O it is no Mass Effect or KOTOR. Hell it hasn't aged as well as Jade Empire IMO.

>"It's so unfair that the publisher preferred the critically acclaimed and financially successful sci-fi trilogy that gave Bioware an immensely huge fanbase across all of gaming instead of just RPG enthusiasts over the series that did well once and proceeded to shit the bed repeatedly."
:mintcrazy:
 

CalciumAnimal

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>"It's so unfair that the publisher preferred the critically acclaimed and financially successful sci-fi trilogy that gave Bioware an immensely huge fanbase across all of gaming instead of just RPG enthusiasts over the series that did well once and proceeded to shit the bed repeatedly."
:mintcrazy:
to be fair time and again we have seen that publishers punish success even more then they do failure.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I Wanna Die

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I started playing Warthunder again at the request of friends and was quickly reminded why I never stick with these games.

"Why don't you buy premium so you can level quicker?"

Fuck you I'm not paying for that trash

"Man low tiers suck so much, this is such a drag."

Bitch I have literally carried you for hours in numerous games

"Fuck this I'm going back to high tiers, you're own your own."

YOUR THE FUCKING Yamanba THAT ASKED ME TO PLAY, KILL YOURSELF
 

CalciumAnimal

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At least it would have been an interesting failure. when you make a multi hour massive rpg unless you really dedicate yourself to being shit there's always some good part or even many good parts.


I started playing Warthunder again at the request of friends and was quickly reminded why I never stick with these games.

"Why don't you buy premium so you can level quicker?"

Fuck you I'm not paying for that trash

"Man low tiers suck so much, this is such a drag."

Bitch I have literally carried you for hours in numerous games

"Fuck this I'm going back to high tiers, you're own your own."

YOUR THE FUCKING Yamanba THAT ASKED ME TO PLAY, KILL YOURSELF
you would think they would want players to play the actual good part of the game. Warthunder disagrees.
 

Lurker McSpic

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Joined:  Mar 8, 2023
You cannot begin to understand just how fucking useless youtube search is. Even with the way I managed it to actually give me results off of hashtags it would still flood me with shorts from no view channels or pajeet content farms. HOWEVER after looking up random indies I would find checking the new tab on steam, youtube started recommending me rando no view channels and after some digging I stumbled up on this low effort list


These caught my eye

Feel the power and rush of e-Racer! A refreshing and stylish competitive GT arcade style racing game.
Blast through the game’s winding courses at break-neck speeds and push your vehicle to its limits!
Your opponents are hungry for a challenge, and you will have the means to give it to them with an arsenal of 8 different cars to unlock. Compete against challenging AI opponents or challenge your friends in the game’s robust network multiplayer.


Red Cap Squad: Zombie Source is a hardcore survival roguelike game.
As a commander, recruit diverse members, build a unique elite squad, skillfully use traps and mechanisms to fend off relentless waves of zombies. Survive for 20 minutes to claim victory!


"When there's nobody there to see you, you disappear."
In Girls Made Pudding, two girls tour a series of towns that people have disappeared from. Follow them on the road as they find out the mysteries of this world.


In Delos, you are the space traffic controller managing the flow of ships at a bustling space station. Direct docking, allocate resources, and prevent collisions in a real-time strategy setting. Balance efficiency and safety to maintain order in the interstellar hub.

Now I'm off to unfuck my youtube algoritm because I'm getting a bunch of BEST (insert genre) GAMES FOR 2025 :urtearingmeapart:
 

thhrang

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chihirogumi

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