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It's weird to explain that much of the reason for the push to continue the war between Russia & Ukraine stems from a set of incidents between the Western European royals and Tsarist Russia in the 1890s. What's sadder, is less than 140 years from that still getting people killed is how much of the entire Woke movement stems from the Battle of Hastings in 1066. And I wish that was a joke.

There's just so much low-level hatred that you need to do historical analysis on to come up with "But why do you hate them?".

Now this is something I've not heard. How is the current Woke movement related to 1066?
 

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Capcom handsomely rewarded for yet another unplayable PC release, must be a day of the week that ends in Y.
 

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Ok, the Rey Dau hunt was really good. Definitely a new fan favourite.
 

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I know DD2 and Wilds are unplayable but what else has been?
World on PC was awful and would generate hundreds and hundreds of CPU threads because it was constantly tracking every plant and bug on the map, not that noticeable anymore due to modern hardware.
RE4make loses half of its performance during the rain segments and the dual rendered scopes run like ass, and if you combine the two, you can hit a nice, juicy single digit FPS during some parts of the game, never fixed.
DMC5 on release was a crapshoot whether it'd just work, or be fucked on fine hardware, eventually fixed.
RE3make's PC port is kinda fucked, but it's not that awful, also never really fixed.

Unplayable was harsh on my end, but their track record is kinda shit especially in the REengine era. (World was on MTframework, but still.)
 

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Damn... It's almost as if games developed for consoles should be played on consoles.
 

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Fucking around in Pirate Yakuza now that I finished all the major side content and main story, I didn't realize they have fully playable version of 1998 Sega light gun game The Ocean Hunter in the arcades. Basically House of the Dead but under the sea. I guess Infinite Wealth and Pirate have the whole first-party catalog of Sega Model 3 games. I hope to see the following Sega arcade board NAOMI in the next set of Yakuza games. Since that one has HOTD2, that would be better than that fucking remake.
 
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DMC5 on release was a crapshoot whether it'd just work, or be fucked on fine hardware, eventually fixed.
I think that was denuvo. I played the pirated copy that didn't have it and ran like butter and my pc wasn't that great at the time. We know denuvo fuck with performance but I think it does far worse when you put it on top a REengine game.
 

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Damn... It's almost as if games developed for consoles should be played on consoles.
but the pc is the master race! you MUST cater to the screeching autists that believe the best graphics and blast processing are all that matter when running a game!

just ignore that testing for every spec of computer out there is near impossible.
 

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Damn... It's almost as if games developed for consoles should be played on consoles.
This game looks like it came out in 2015 and its still got performance issues on the PS5 with it dipping to 900p to maintain 60fps on frame-rate mode. But yeah, sure thing Snoy fag, PCfags are truly being unreasonable for expecting Capcom to optimize their flagship title.
 

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This game looks like it came out in 2015 and its still got performance issues on the PS5 with it dipping to 900p to maintain 60fps on frame-rate mode. But yeah, sure thing Snoy fag, PCfags are truly being unreasonable for expecting Capcom to optimize their flagship title.
they are even when they are right.
 

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but the pc is the master race! you MUST cater to the screeching autists that believe the best graphics and blast processing are all that matter when running a game!

just ignore that testing for every spec of computer out there is near impossible.
If only there was the steam hardware survey that showed the most popular hardware at any given time. If only you could test and make sure the game worked properly on the MOST COMMON hardware, and probably like 25-30% weaker hardware than that, at least.
 

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If only there was the steam hardware survey that showed the most popular hardware at any given time. If only you could test and make sure the game worked properly on the MOST COMMON hardware, and probably like 25-30% weaker hardware than that, at least.
Even if capcom did an amazing perfect job on the port chances are these server problems would still exist because your not just dealing with one spec of computer that can run your game your dealing with several of different ages with different programs with different viruses with different porn folders that all make them run just a little different.

Anyway my main complaint was hearing about PC players whining about another bad port which from my understanding you can fix by disabling a few options mainly the "high resolution texture pack" good luck.
 

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Jonathan and Dave look at Stalker 2's guns
 

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Now this is something I've not heard. How is the current Woke movement related to 1066?
The short version is that the intersectional feminist/woke/intersectional racism/race Marxism semi-religion is an Anglo-Saxon supremacist movement. There's a whole long philosophical/religious history explanation for the Enlightenment Mind Virus corrupting every religion it touches, but the important point is the Inversion of Truth is the core invasive point. Which means it collects people that learn to relish hypocrisy.

Battle of Hastings established a Norman/French landholder class in what would become the British Empire, with the Saxons and other various non-Normans being the lower classes. They would form the diaspora/colonist groups that would found all of the British Overseas Territories. That was always one of the undercurrents of the Isles vs the Colonials, it was a tribal hierarchy distinction. It absolutely still exists in the UK, and it was a foundational aspect to a lot of the NYC-DC-Boston "we're in charge of this country" ideology that causes a lot of conflict in the States.

Into this, the Hierarchy of Grievances, which everyone that's low on the totem pole tries to climb, assumes there's a group at the actual top. If you love hypocrisy, well, NE Americans sit at the top of that. Proper up random useful idiots that happen to have the right checkboxes, but they never get allowed to touch anything actually important to the maintenance of the Regime. (Until they do, then they face a bunch of consequences.) This is also why it's going to be really hard to dislodge the issues. It's appeal to a lot of people is on the level of porn or gambling. It plays on raw, ugly human instincts and tells you to it's not your fault, while also allowing one to embrace both hedonism and superiority thinking.
 

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If you want to laugh, check this album of great coding skills found in MHWilds


The worst part is that they can deliver a dogshit product with a handful of content for 70 dollars and it will still sell 10 million copies. I will wait until it's 75% off with the expansion on the horizon.
 

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If you want to laugh, check this album of great coding skills found in MHWilds


The worst part is that they can deliver a dogshit product with a handful of content for 70 dollars and it will still sell 10 million copies. I will wait until it's 75% off with the expansion on the horizon.

Counter argument.
 

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