>be Levine
>believe your own hype about being an amazing writer
>believe your writing on Bioshock Infinite will make it the game of a generation and everyone will marvel at your story
>very quickly everyone fixates on Elizabeth while ignoring the rest of your game
>people start inventing entirely new 3D animation tools to rip her model and make porn of her
>"Guys, please stop making porn of her!"
>the internet starts churning out porn of her at breakneck speed
>your game is largely forgotten and its only remembered for the incredibly influential mark it had on driving 3D animation, specifically 3D animated porn, especially with Blender
Sometimes I feel bad for comedy writers because life is just too fucking funny