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Saturnus

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They also released a 20+ minute deep dive video, including a lengthy interview with the director and a look back on the original:

Manifesting my schizo delusions based on this video and what Yamai said.
Raidou 1 re-make/master does well we'll get Raidou remastered: the Mystery of King Abbadon.
Raidou 2 does well and we get Raidou 3.
Persona 6, SMT 6 and Raidou 3 within the same sort of release time-frame for a nice "Year(ish) of the Beast Releases" (636 can be read as an alternate reading of the number of the beast) from Atlus.
:medsmoremeds::marinepraying:
 
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Smelliest007

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Manifesting my schizo delusions based on this 20+ video and what Yamai said.
Raidou 1 re-make/master does well we'll get Raidou remastered: the Mystery of King Abbadon.
Raidou 2 does well and we get Raidou 3.
Persona 6, SMT 6 and Raidou 3 within the same sort of release time-frame for a nice "Year(ish) of the Beast Releases" (636 can be read as an alternate reading of the number of the beast) from Atlus.
:medsmoremeds::marinepraying:
As long as SMT 6 is better than V.
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
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As long as SMT 6 is better than V.
Vengeance's campaign was better than Base V (not a high bar, I know) so if they'd just get the whoever helped write Vengeance back for 6 it could be serviceable. Also bring back Gun/dex skills and maybe IV's armor and shit idk. Bring back Comps too SMT 1's hero looks cool from what I saw of a Dx2 video of him using it.
 

Last Of The Mohicans

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watching the Direct after all you did.

That Rhythm Heaven Groove game is going to do damage to people if they're actually putting in a level that is "Watch your wife from behind make lunch for the family while swinging her hips to music"
 

CalciumAnimal

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watching the Direct after all you did.

That Rhythm Heaven Groove game is going to do damage to people if they're actually putting in a level that is "Watch your wife from behind make lunch for the family while swinging her hips to music"


but can they top this?
 
Ubisoft establishes subsidiary with Tencent New

Smelliest007

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Zizara

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PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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The mortal kombat movie is a goddamn masterpiece of cinema.



To my knowledge, the Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack is still the best selling techno album of all time. It was a Platinum record, as a sound track for a cheesy action movie, haha.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Damn it. I wanted a full Ubisoft death.

They're going to do a shell company shift around and shed most of "Ubisoft" in the process. It's functionally going to be a Tencent takeover, but the Guillemot family will still be in basic control.

How bad did AC:Shadows actually go? Well, it coup de grace'd the company.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Damn it. I wanted a full Ubisoft death.
Read the details of it.
Relationship between the new subsidiary and Ubisoft Entertainment:
o The new subsidiary would include the teams developing the Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six, Assassin’s
Creed and Far Cry franchises based in Montréal, Quebec, Sherbrooke, Saguenay, Barcelona, and
Sofia as well as the back-catalog and any new games currently under development or to be
developed.
o The new subsidiary would be granted by Ubisoft a worldwide, exclusive, irrevocable, perpetual
license in respect of the intellectual property and similar proprietary rights owned or licensable
by Ubisoft in relation to Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six, Assassin’s Creed and Far Cry in exchange for
a royalty.
Main terms of the binding agreement with Tencent:
o Tencent would invest in the new subsidiary which is headquartered in France and 100% owned
by Ubisoft immediately prior to the transaction. Specifically, at closing of the transaction, Tencent
would invest a total amount of EUR1.16bn for an approximate 25% economic interest in the New
subsidiary, that will be used to strengthen Ubisoft’s balance sheet by significantly reducing its
consolidated net debt position, accelerate the Group’s transformation, and sustain growth of
selected franchises. After closing of the transaction, the new subsidiary would remain exclusively
controlled and consolidated by Ubisoft.
o Conditions precedent to the transaction:
− Issuance of a fairness opinion from Finexsi acting as independent expert
− Completion of the carve-out to create the new subsidiary
− Obtention of the necessary regulatory clearances
Ubisoft can unilaterally waive the issuance of the fairness opinion as a condition precedent.
o Completion of the transaction is expected before the end of 2025.
o The new subsidiary would have a dedicated leadership team, supervised by a Board of Directors,
focused on enhancing creative vision and streamlining operations, with the authority to make
swift, high-impact decisions across development, marketing, and distribution, to ensure these
brands continue to evolve, attract new audiences, and deliver groundbreaking gaming
experiences for years to come.
o Tencent would benefit from customary minority protection rights as well as certain consent rights
on the disposals of the important new subsidiary assets
o Other provisions in relation to Tencent’s shareholding in the New subsidiary notably include:
− A 5-year lock-up undertaking on New subsidiary shares held by Tencent, unless Ubisoft
no longer owns a majority of New subsidiary voting rights and share capital
− Ubisoft may not cease to hold a majority of New subsidiary voting rights and share capital
for a 2-year period
− Customary share transfer provisions, including, a right of first refusal to the benefit of
Ubisoft, a right of first offer to the benefit of Tencent, tag-along right to the benefit of
Tencent, and drag-along right to the benefit of Ubisoft (subject to certain conditions)
− Call option to the benefit of Ubisoft and put option to the benefit of Tencent in the event
of certain change of control of Ubisoft approved by its Board of Directors – Exercise price
will be the higher of (i) the fair market value of New subsidiary shares and (ii) the same
EBIT multiple as that in the change of control transaction of Ubisoft; it being specified
that for the call option there will be a specific minimum price protection during the first
4 years following closing of the transaction with Tencent.
A new subsidiary is created holding all their dev teams working on their IPs and Ubisoft proper gives them a worldwide, exclusive, irrevocable, and perpetual license to their IPs. On Tencent's side, they invest 1.16 billion EUR and get a 25% share of the subsidiary but they can only pick up shares if Ubisoft is no longer the majority shareholder while they maintain a right of first offer for Ubisoft's shares. This is just step 1 of Tencent taking over as they're clearly setting up to remove all fat in Tencent's favor.
How bad did AC:Shadows actually go? Well, it coup de grace'd the company.
Japan week 1 retail sales
Shadows (2024):
-17,701 total units (PS5 only)
Mirage (2023):
-20,407 for PS5
-8,029 for PS4
-28,436 total sales
Valhalla (2020):
-45,055 for PS4
-4,227 for PS5
-49,282 total sales
Odyssey (2018):
-45,166 total units (PS4 only)

Shadows failed to sell half as many units as Odyssey and Valhalla did in Japan, the country the game is based on. Fucking Mirage, the planned DLC redesigned into a game, sold more than Shadows. The game's budget was already known to be massive and the multiple delays only added even more tinder to that burning shitbox.
 

Smelliest007

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Read the details of it.




A new subsidiary is created holding all their dev teams working on their IPs and Ubisoft proper gives them a worldwide, exclusive, irrevocable, and perpetual license to their IPs. On Tencent's side, they invest 1.16 billion EUR and get a 25% share of the subsidiary but they can only pick up shares if Ubisoft is no longer the majority shareholder while they maintain a right of first offer for Ubisoft's shares. This is just step 1 of Tencent taking over as they're clearly setting up to remove all fat in Tencent's favor.

Japan week 1 retail sales
Shadows (2024):
-17,701 total units (PS5 only)
Mirage (2023):
-20,407 for PS5
-8,029 for PS4
-28,436 total sales
Valhalla (2020):
-45,055 for PS4
-4,227 for PS5
-49,282 total sales
Odyssey (2018):
-45,166 total units (PS4 only)

Shadows failed to sell half as many units as Odyssey and Valhalla did in Japan, the country the game is based on. Fucking Mirage, the planned DLC redesigned into a game, sold more than Shadows. The game's budget was already known to be massive and the multiple delays only added even more tinder to that burning shitbox.
Tom Clancy games dictated by Chinks, the horror. That's only marginally better than what Ubisoft was doing to the IP.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Huh, basically Ubisoft did a graduation announcement today, HAHA.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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Tom Clancy games dictated by Chinks, the horror. That's only marginally better than what Ubisoft was doing to the IP.
The Division 1 & 2 were amazing games, at least atmospherically. The running joke about endgame being roving bullet sponges is true but the environment is just fun. I recall right as Covid-19 hysteria began to propagate and all those nonsense videos of people falling dead in their tracks began to disseminate out of China a bunch of friends and I picked them up again half-hoping for a new age of vigilante justice as a result of the real-life Dollar Flu. But that never came to pass and at some point between now and then the developers snuck in a ton of new voice lines decrying "fascism" and went all-in on painting the Black Tusk and the True Sons enemy factions as white supremacists despite the latter being canonically led by a black guy. I'm pretty sure the deceased President Ellis was being slowly retconned into a Trump-type as well.

I can't help but think Mr. Clancy would be furiously roiling in his grave knowing that communists have control of some of his name. That being said I'm not sure they could do any worse.

E: He was a good speaker as well as author. If anyone finds themselves particularly bored, here's a video of him explaining the origins of The Hunt for Red October to the NSA in 1986.
 
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Lee Crabb

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Pax Augusta, the one man team Roman city builder game I shilled months ago has an official release date of April 17, 2025.

It has a playable demo out now.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Ubisoft somehow became utterly massive and completely collapsed between the release of GTA5 and GTA6. heh
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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So the Marvel Rival devs really give no fucks and decided to go full hog for April Fool's with a new emote
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

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Shadows failed to sell half as many units as Odyssey and Valhalla did in Japan, the country the game is based on. Fucking Mirage, the planned DLC redesigned into a game, sold more than Shadows. The game's budget was already known to be massive and the multiple delays only added even more tinder to that burning shitbox.
:nenewowl: it's almost like putting a fugly gaynigge;r as the main character who then fucks Nobunaga's sister (and imply that her three daughters are actually his despite being clearly Asian :loading:) was a bad idea.

Who could have foreseen such tragedy? :nemusmug:
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I was gonna pick up Inzoi but I instead rolled the fat ass in Nikke right away so I'm taking that as a sign to stop playing video games

LATER NERDS

:faqu:
 

Kazuma

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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inZoi launched in early access about...six hours ago, give or take? $39.99, which is still cheaper than Sims + DLC, they're open to rapid feedback implementation and modding support down the line. The first two cities available are not-America, and not-Korea, with not-Indonesia currently next in line (coming soon).

What I'm getting at is, with enough user-made content (and talent made content if the autism spreads far enough), we're going to get cities full of chuubas, and nobody's streaming algorithm is safe!

Leaving the link for easy access to chuubas/autists that want to contribute to Total Chuuba Supremacy, and as a warning for the next few weeks of streaming schedules:



I'm waiting on not-Indonesia to release before assisting in the creative efforts for HoloID to play around with.

GOTY

They also just recently announced they're removing Denuvo because people complained about it
 
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