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The Scuffies First Annual Asylum Awards 2022 - Winners Announced!

Murrayしないで

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They probably wont have to deal with stupid shit like game-perms and so far they dont seem to be too restrictive with their talents. Yuko curses like a sailor, Fuyo streamed a game about a penis that gets things stuck in its ass and the brit has shark autism and rambles about plushies.

So what you're saying is, some degree of freedom is afforded to the talent?

Anyone who doesn't say Wactor for Black Company has no functioning logic center or has no familiarity with the Homeland and how the act of doxxing has almost killed not only our own community but could possibly kill the internet as we know it.

I have little familiarity with "the homeland," yes, but from what I recall, Wactor dropped the roommate name of one of their talents after firing them, right? That's really bad and I don't see how anyone would want to work with them in the future, but in my opinion Vshojo allowing several indies to be doxed while they sat around with their thumb up their ass was worse, and uwu.tv collapsing among accusations of the CEO hitting on talent and said CEO going on an interview with Pippa and callously talking about how he wanted to try it all again came off even worse.
 

Azehara

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So what you're saying is, some degree of freedom is afforded to the talent?

I have little familiarity with "the homeland," yes, but from what I recall, Wactor dropped the roommate name of one of their talents after firing them, right? That's really bad and I don't see how anyone would want to work with them in the future, but in my opinion Vshojo allowing several indies to be doxed while they sat around with their thumb up their ass was worse, and uwu.tv collapsing among accusations of the CEO hitting on talent and said CEO going on an interview with Pippa and callously talking about how he wanted to try it all again came off even worse.
I think its less about talent freedom and more about using your money to try to boost your talents as much as you can. 3k starting bonus for them to spend on hardware/art/animations (forgot to mention that one). Some restrictions are fine.

And yes Wactor doxxed a talent because they possibly broke their contract. Its possibly the best category and they are all pretty bad. Given the backlash maybe they fixed their shit (who knows, just have to wait until they fuck up again) but for the purpose of the votes Its all about picking which turd stood out (or smelled) the most.
 

AO Cody

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Best corpo of 2022: Phase Connect
Best indie VTuber of 2022: Sena Bonbon
Most Creative Stream of 2022: Tenma Murder Mystery Birthday Stream
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon Neuring (Noir Vesper)
Best new character of 2022: Rin Penrose
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Q
Best Indie/Tiny Corpo Song of 2022: Rita Kamishiro – One Step
Best Cover Song of 2022: Trash Panda – Villain Vibes
Best Debut of 2022: Vesper Noir
Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia (this one was HARD, man...)
Blackest of Black Companies 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Scarle’s Candy Cane Pizza
Most Notable "Super" Fan of 2022: Henry Ikari
Biggest Menhera Moment: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Moment of 2022: Lia Stray Stream
 

Just pretending

The Great Bald Rrat
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: Hololive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche because The Proctor intimidated me, uh, I mean, she's funny

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon -> Noir
Best New Character of 2022: Maglord
Best Debut 2022: Shiina

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Sana
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: HavenX
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Scarle’s Candy Cane Pizza

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia

I don't feel like voting on songs and I don't enjoy ASMR at all.
 

kestraline

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: Phase Connect
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche
Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Shirara (Shiina)
Best New Character of 2022: Chisaka Airi

Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Houshou Marine – Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: ---- (will fill in some other time if I rememebr)
Best Cover Song of 2022: Chikafuji Lisa – Stellar Stellar
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Shiina Amanogawa (Phase Connect basement lore + Karaoke)

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Beatani
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Vshojo (auditions and Nuxtaku)
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Sakana’s Ketchup Spaghetti
Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri / Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia (Stray stream, where Tenma had to talk her off the ledge and cause Fishman to declare alcohol haram and place her on break.)

Wish there was an award that I could have put the Lia's CWC stream in, either way a good lineup of awards for this year, hopefully can add some more next year.
 

RhoasJonas

Capippalist
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: Phase Connect
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Sena bonbon

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Shirara (Shiina)
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela Kovalskia
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Houshou Marine – Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Pina Pengin – Arigatou
Best Cover Song of 2022: Chikafuji Lisa – Stellar Stellar
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Shiina Amanogawa (Phase Connect basement lore + Karaoke)

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Beatani
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Vshojo (auditions and Nuxtaku)
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Sakana’s Ketchup Spaghetti

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri / Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia (Stray stream, where Tenma had to talk her off the ledge and cause Fishman to declare alcohol haram and place her on break.)
 

stassy

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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022:
- Phase Connect

Best Indie Vtuber of 2022:
- Sena Bonbon

Most Creative Stream of 2022:
- Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)

Best Reincarnation of 2022:
- Randon Neuring (Noir Vesper)

Best New Character of 2022:
- Sena Bon-Bon

Best Corpo Original Song of 2022:
- Perisai Jitu - Moona Hoshinova

Best Cover Song of 2022:
- Himemiya Rie – Phony (link)

Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022:
- Ceres Fauna

Best Debut 2022:
- Vesper Noir (Plastic film ball and autism)

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022:
- Ikari Tenri / Henry

Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022:
- Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)

Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022:
- Yugo (Gender Euphoria meltdown)
 

DrStupid

Resident Undertaker
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: Phase Connect
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kisrche

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Shirara (Shiina)
Best New Character of 2022: Magni Dezmond
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Mori Calliope / Gawr Gura – [Q]
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Nana Asteria – Show Ya
Best Cover Song of 2022: Amanogawa Shiina – Come Little Children
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Amanogawa Shiina

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Uruha Rushia
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Uruha Rushia's final yab
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Shiina (Dusty womb)
 
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vestars20

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
First - thank you for all the interesting nominations! I forgot Shiina is a boomer who would sing a Hocus Pocus song and I learned about some amazing streamers.


Best Corpo of 2022: Hololive Holo X's quick integration into everything, ID3 and Japan opening up was amazing.
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Sena cause she streams on Youtube and I actually watch her

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Tenma
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Shiina, girl needs something to do so glad she is streaming
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Marine, song is a banger and Haachama singing it make me irrationally happy
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Pina - I gotta watch her again
Best Cover Song of 2022: Lisa - she really made the song her own kinda like Miko
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ophelia
Best Debut 2022: Shiina

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia (Sorry GGN and Beatani, I cried when you left too)
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor cause it still exists and got new talents...
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Scarle cause she keeps going

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo a glimpse into the career collapse to come


Some more that were brought up
Moment of the year: Still Rushia but the ID trio really did have a Superbowl halftime show moment.
Awful redesign: Lumi's new face
Brightest prospect: Pippa won't stop growing
Next to graduate: No one, cause they will all keeping having fun with us forever

Mine
Best 3D live: Marine's showa era, Ai's concert was also amazing - check out her entrance
Best JP Reincarnation of 2022: The reunion of the Saine sisters, Hoshikage Lapis was the last piece and it happened
Best collab: I love Kson making Pikamee laugh for an hour
Most Seiso: Airi is allergic to sex I think
Most improved: Scarle was someone I wrote off but has flourished - If all chuubas could be their 6+ month self it would be easier
Most earnest: Matsuri - good god I want this strange leftover of Hololive to be happy
Best wife: Nene cause it's way too cringe imaging marriage to fictional people let alone vtubers
Best award show: Phase Connect scuffed awards
Twitch award: Iron Mouse cause subathon
Youtube award: Cookie cause she is the biggest

In general since the voters were so respectful not voting on items that they didn't have an opinion on I think we could have an EN and JP version of many questions.
This was fun :akiramisaki:
 
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God's Strongest Mozumite

Mega Mozu Milkers.
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Joined:  Oct 28, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: IdolEN
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Sena Bonbon

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa creating FLAVR
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Rye
Best New Character of 2022: Sena Bonbon
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Citrus Love
Best Cover Song of 2022: Villain Vibes
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Sava Safari
Best Debut 2022: Yuko

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Sana
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: VShojo
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii's blended Subway

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia termination
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia hitting the sauce too hard

My biases are probably apparent (as if I wasn't gonna vote for Sana in biggest graduation and ASTROGIRL SHOULD'VE BEEN IN DAMNIT :beatanicrying:), but this was very fun to do, especially the song portion as I got exposure to people like Bao or Trash Panda who I never paid attention to before but completely blew me away. I have some more girls to check out, so even if no one I voted for wins, I still win the biggest prize of all :sanasmile:
 

SaejimaHaruka

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: HoloLive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Sena Bonbon (rigged for no Lumi)
Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Shura (Remi)
Best New Character of 2022: Rin Penrose (Vesper doko?)
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Houshou Marine – Treasure Box (Tsunami's also good, but the chorus feels like it always stops before "the really good part" and it pisses me off)
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Pina Pengin – Arigatou (not JUST because it's completely self-produced)
Best Cover Song of 2022: Nene Amano – Without Me
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: No offense fellow inmates, but this category's missing so many superior options that I cannot in good conscience vote for anyone. Also, I love my HoloEN oshi Fauna, but her ASMR streams are not that great. That's all 🙂
Best Debut 2022: Vesper Noir (Plastic film ball and autism)
Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Tsukumo Sana (GGN girls hurt because it felt like they canned them while they were still growing, but Sana was definitely more NOTABLE)
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor (talent doxxing)
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Lisa’s Koolaid Pickles

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri / Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo (Gender Euphoria meltdown)
 

yuckyyaki

Yabai enthusiast
Joined:  Oct 18, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: IdolEN
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Grimmi
Most Creative Stream of 2022: Kiara puppets
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Noir Vesper
Best New Character of 2022: Magni Desmond
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Treasure box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Arigatou

Best Cover Song of 2022: Glimpse of Us
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Melocco Kyoran

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Tsukumo Sana
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Vshoujo
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri / Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo (Gender Euphoria meltdown)

Highest concentration of autism award goes to Pippa's fanbase.
 

Piarro

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Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Never mind. Ignore this post. Won't let me delete.
Forgot I already voted in this and almost committed voter fraud.
 

Realticule

Total Trump Victory!
Early Adopter
I CAN STILL FIX HER
✡︎ God's Chosen Schizo ✡︎
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Never mind. Ignore this post. Won't let me delete.
Forgot I already voted in this and almost committed voter fraud.
I can't believe that Piarro was the true threat to our democracy all along.
 

Azehara

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By any chance was this shit shared in the homeland?
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Chiramigo
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022

Tamavitch

Pig in human clothing
Joined:  Oct 3, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: Hololive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: uuuhhh Kirsche? do I get my $5 now?

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa memes vtubers into reality
Best Reincarnation of 2022: ?
Best New Character of 2022: Rin Penrose
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: DO U
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Pipkin Pippa- Rama Rama
Best Cover Song of 2022: same
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Pippa screaming YOU FUCKING IDIOT KILL YOURSELF AHHHHHH (very authentic GFE)
Best Debut 2022: all debuts are terrible but Rin's was okish
Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Queen Menhera Rushia's self-immolation is untoppable
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Flavr
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Ketchup Soup
Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: THE Pipkin Pippa and her Hololive obsession (what a leech) tied neck and neck with our own Nolan "It's Not Gay If Your Eyes Are Closed" "Ponyfucker" "Somehow Based" Crush, Esq.
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia committing an hero
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia, please stop
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
By any chance was this shit shared in the homeland?
Why would it? Most of the people who stayed back don't really care about a dumb contest held in some splinter site.
 

Azehara

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!!Foot Dox Confirmed!!
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Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Why would it? Most of the people who stayed back don't really care about a dumb contest held in some splinter site.
That's what they say but if its anonymous they would vote.
 

TwoBit

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Best Corpo of 2022: HoloLive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Tenma Murder Mystery Birthday Stream
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon Neuring (Noir Vesper)
Best New Character of 2022: Magni Dezmond
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Houshou Marine – Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Bao – Citrus Love
Best Cover Song of 2022: Amanogawa Shiina – Come Little Children
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Vesper Noir (Plastic film ball and autism)

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Beatani
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: HavenX (NFTs, no talent support, all of the talent quit)
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shake

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri / Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Pippa’s Rage Pig Stream, Anime Matsuri live Q&A, and Jim Call In
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Shiina (Dusty womb)
 
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