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Nolan Crush is a brony diagnosed with Asperger’s and ADHD. A renowned retard in the vtubing community, Nolan has garnered a reputation for his disruptive and deranged behavior, often getting into pointless arguments and oversharing every detail of his and his family’s lives completely unsolicited. Nolan is a deeply disturbed individual and has never been shown to change his behavior for the better. This thread will cover his known history related to this forum and the decline of his already fragile mental condition.
Act 1: Annoying But Harmless
Nolan was a member of the vtuber thread back on the farms. His activity prior to finding the thread was mostly talking about lolcows and making a fool of himself to the natives. Within 3 days of his first post on the farms in 2019, someone had already recognized him, setting the trend for his legendarily bad opsec.
For the next two years, Nolan would hop around various lolcow dramathreads such as Metokur, Vaush, Breadtube, Blair White, Pkrussl, Onision, and Lily Peet while getting into fights. Eventually Nolan would eventually come across the vtuber thread and make his first post on May 31st, 2021.
Nolan’s posts were often super positive posts, obsession about numbers, or leaping to defend any LGBT individual even when he didn’t know all the facts.
It wouldn’t take long for Nolan to make the classic blunder of challenging kiwifarms to a game of hide-and-seek. Diya eventually found the brony site that he constantly posts sensitive information to and started to repost it on KF.
Ever the retard, Nolan failed to understand the concept of laying low. It would be later discovered he earned a 2 week temp ban from the vtuber thread because of his inability to not draw attention to himself.
Despite his non-existent opsec and his tendency to get into fights, the locals started to view him as their "pet retard" because of how positive he was
Nolan has become so “thread famous” that when this forum first started up, one of the first things Reticule did was to create the “Certified Nolan Moment” react.
Nolan makes his first post on TVA and appreciates that he's getting his own react.
For the next several months, Nolan continues to be his iconic self, saying dumb shit and randomly oversharing.
Nolan's intense sperging off-site also ended up being one of the reasons why the forum started to grow. People began to see him as the forum mascot.
For the first 5 months of the forum, Nolan would get into fights but they were never major thread derailments. He would get a few responses at most and that would be it. However on Christmas Eve, he joined in with other inmates and posted his autism test results. This would end up becoming one of the biggest hints foreshadowing of what was in store for Nolan.
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Nolan rubs brothers personal items with used dog diaper
Anyone want to do some quick digging that who is alviniscute?
I guess someone that replies ro Nolan makes the most senses, but Nolan decided to be Nolan
Edit: After reread his whole fucking storiesI guess Nolan deserved to get hanged for what he did to his brother
@Fucking YTs I think this Nolan's quote deserved to add into random.txt or stickers .......
"What I did in response to this is what I normally do when he bullies me, I took the Wally's diaper and I wiped his penis on it, then wiped it against multiple things of my brother's (razor, floss, toothbrush). Then I noticed before my shower that he wasn't in his room so I wiped it on couple thinfs there too (glass mug and mouse)"
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Nolan One Guys Kiara - his posts and /vt/ reaction
Update: This one should be another post because the lolcow milk is too strong
During the Nolan anniversary ban, Nolan was shadowbanned in Shiori's Advent Anniversary stream. YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!!!
This is in Gura Chink Cord:
Edit: Adding the shitty google translate from English to Chinese, then Chinese to English:
Nolan post 1: Oh God, no. I just discovered that my main account was blocked by Shiori's channel. I don't know why, I don't know what happened, and I don't know how long it has been blocked. Could this be YouTube? I'm starting to get paranoid now, what if this isn't YouTube? How long has this been happening? Are there more channels that I'm not aware of that have been shadowbanned?
Nolan post 2: I really hope and assume that's the case. Maybe it was mistakenly flagged as spam. The real reason why my account was not shadowbanned. Maybe we shouldn't repost all instant messages from shadow-banned accounts as messages from non-banned accounts.
I'm just wondering if that's the case. Why is alt also shadow banned?
Nolan post 3: NOOOOOOOO! I only watched about 30 minutes of the anniversary stream due to account issues and finding (hopefully YouTube) shadowbanning me Sob. (just ended)
He also sperging out in Shiori's chink cord:
@Fucking YTs I guess another Nolan quote that could made into Nolan sticker:
Another Update:
Nolan penis exploded in the Raora's chink cord today as well (30/7/2024), adding another salt rubbing to his exploded penis. His old message and existence is completely wiped out by the based Raora chink mod
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