The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

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I'm lazy and it's terribly late but Nolan has been franticly posting his support of Zohran Mamdani and fighting all the evil chuds after this most recent election.
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A QRD Mamdani won the democratic nomination for NYC mayoral election. Eric Adams is a black democrat who is running independent now and is seeking reelection. The Democrat front runner was Quomo who has a myriad of problems, legally as well as politically, and he conceded the race to Mamdani. It will basically be Mamdani vs Adams though others are running. Adams has his own issues, legally and politically.
Mamdani's hilarious positions for the future of NYC: more rent control, socialized housing, free busses, subway ticket price control, defunding police, free college and preschool, increase minimum wage in the city to $30; increase taxes on businesses and individuals, he's hugely anti-Israel and supports the BDS movement too; wants to give LGBTQIAP+ more gibs and make NYC a LGBTQIAP+ sanctuary city.
He is a jeet who grew up in UGANDA, he's a muslim, he's a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America, and he wasn't a citizen until 2018. This is Nolan's top guy!
It's always so kino when leftist/libtarded gays simp for muslims, nigga, THEY THROUGH YOUR KIND OFF OF BUILDINGS! And you would seek to vote for them? Negative levels of self preservation

What do you expect from the retarded Nolan because he is the number 1 supporter of Bernie Sanders? He is basically want free stuffs like a nigga

 

[RestlessRain]

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I'm lazy and it's terribly late but Nolan has been franticly posting his support of Zohran Mamdani and fighting all the evil chuds after this most recent election.
View attachment 102655
A QRD Mamdani won the democratic nomination for NYC mayoral election. Eric Adams is a black democrat who is running independent now and is seeking reelection. The Democrat front runner was Quomo who has a myriad of problems, legally as well as politically, and he conceded the race to Mamdani. It will basically be Mamdani vs Adams though others are running. Adams has his own issues, legally and politically.
Mamdani's hilarious positions for the future of NYC: more rent control, socialized housing, free busses, subway ticket price control, defunding police, free college and preschool, increase minimum wage in the city to $30; increase taxes on businesses and individuals, he's hugely anti-Israel and supports the BDS movement too; wants to give LGBTQIAP+ more gibs and make NYC a LGBTQIAP+ sanctuary city.
He is a jeet who grew up in UGANDA, he's a muslim, he's a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America, and he wasn't a citizen until 2018. This is Nolan's top guy!
It's always so kino when leftist/libtarded gays simp for muslims, nigga, THEY THROUGH YOUR KIND OFF OF BUILDINGS! And you would seek to vote for them? Negative levels of self preservation

Wish I remembered the Murdoch Murdoch episode where the gorillas voted for free money for gorillas and people wouldn't vote against the gorillas because they didn't want to be called racist.

 

[Zizara]

View attachment 102654
I'm lazy and it's terribly late but Nolan has been franticly posting his support of Zohran Mamdani and fighting all the evil chuds after this most recent election.
View attachment 102655
A QRD Mamdani won the democratic nomination for NYC mayoral election. Eric Adams is a black democrat who is running independent now and is seeking reelection. The Democrat front runner was Quomo who has a myriad of problems, legally as well as politically, and he conceded the race to Mamdani. It will basically be Mamdani vs Adams though others are running. Adams has his own issues, legally and politically.
Mamdani's hilarious positions for the future of NYC: more rent control, socialized housing, free busses, subway ticket price control, defunding police, free college and preschool, increase minimum wage in the city to $30; increase taxes on businesses and individuals, he's hugely anti-Israel and supports the BDS movement too; wants to give LGBTQIAP+ more gibs and make NYC a LGBTQIAP+ sanctuary city.
He is a jeet who grew up in UGANDA, he's a muslim, he's a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America, and he wasn't a citizen until 2018. This is Nolan's top guy!
It's always so kino when leftist/libtarded gays simp for muslims, nigga, THEY THROUGH YOUR KIND OFF OF BUILDINGS! And you would seek to vote for them? Negative levels of self preservation

"Lets try rent controls again, surely this time it will work"

These people do it to themselves - and the rest just speaks for itself. At this point just laugh and let them burn themselves again. Though why some Ohioan retard is shilling this hard for a NYC Mayor candidate just because he's wearing the correct badge is another indictment of political theatre. Just laugh or give him a thumbs up and move on, it's really not your business.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

View attachment 102654
I'm lazy and it's terribly late but Nolan has been franticly posting his support of Zohran Mamdani and fighting all the evil chuds after this most recent election.
View attachment 102655
A QRD Mamdani won the democratic nomination for NYC mayoral election. Eric Adams is a black democrat who is running independent now and is seeking reelection. The Democrat front runner was Quomo who has a myriad of problems, legally as well as politically, and he conceded the race to Mamdani. It will basically be Mamdani vs Adams though others are running. Adams has his own issues, legally and politically.
Mamdani's hilarious positions for the future of NYC: more rent control, socialized housing, free busses, subway ticket price control, defunding police, free college and preschool, increase minimum wage in the city to $30; increase taxes on businesses and individuals, he's hugely anti-Israel and supports the BDS movement too; wants to give LGBTQIAP+ more gibs and make NYC a LGBTQIAP+ sanctuary city.
He is a jeet who grew up in UGANDA, he's a muslim, he's a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America, and he wasn't a citizen until 2018. This is Nolan's top guy!
It's always so kino when leftist/libtarded gays simp for muslims, nigga, THEY THROUGH YOUR KIND OFF OF BUILDINGS! And you would seek to vote for them? Negative levels of self preservation

Oh, I'm with Nolan there. I want him to win, and since it's New York, he has a decent chance to win, too.

It'll be like Brandon Johnson's Chicago, but worse. And it'll be hilarious.

American political parties' inability to deal with parasites infecting them will never cease to entertain.

And if he somehow loses, I give it a fifty fifty chance that his base blames New York's Jews and enacts Kristallnacht 2.0.

 

[Koronesuki]

Mamdani's hilarious positions for the future of NYC: more rent control, socialized housing, free busses, subway ticket price control, defunding police, free college and preschool, increase minimum wage in the city to $30; increase taxes on businesses and individuals, he's hugely anti-Israel and supports the BDS movement too; wants to give LGBTQIAP+ more gibs and make NYC a LGBTQIAP+ sanctuary city.

Don't forget that he wants government run grocery stores.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan calling other people being mentally ill on twitter because posting too much:

Nolan forgot that he is schizo posting too much in twitter and discord. I guess he really need to be sent to mental hospital



Also, Nolan is sucking muslim dick so much:

I guess Nolan will get throw off the building and LMAO by the muslims because he is a retarded bisexual virgin



He is also in the Jelly fan discord. I guess his penis will be exploded soon enough:

Also, Nolan clarified about the masturbating incident:

Nolan you fucking retarded and dumbass, you put all of your fucking social info into your discord profile, of course people could be able to find you and fuck around with you, or masturbate at you!

Not supporting sexual harrassment, but you Nolan retard deserved it!

 

[Sky Shouter]

How deviously poetic would it be if Nolan got banned from TvTropes or Saba's discord on the eve of Gura's reincarnation, leaving him with nowhere to spam about how much he missed his "beautiful wife"? Only two more days left!

I guess Nolan will get throw off the building and LMAO by the muslims because he is a retarded bisexual virgin

Imagine a jihadi blowing himself up in a bus full of children, and when he gets his promised 72 virgins he finds out they're all Nolans

Mohammad would probably tell him to go pound sand (into Nolan's ass I guess)

 

[Koronesuki]

Imagine a jihadi blowing himself up in a bus full of children, and when he gets his promised 72 virgins he finds out they're all Nolans

So, a jihadi blows himself up in a bus full of children and finds himself at the gates to paradise. Before he can enter, George Washington appears and punches the man in the face saying, "That is for attacking the nation that I helped to create!" Still reeling from the powerful blow, the man is then struck by Thomas Jefferson, who tells him, "And that is for trying to destroy the principles of democracy that we fought so hard to defend!" They are soon joined by dozens of other American patriots who all join in attacking the jihadi. As he is suffering from their beatings, the jihadi happens to see the prophet Mohammed walking past. (Peace be upon him.) Recognizing him from the Charlie Hebdo cartoons, the jihadi cries out to him, "Great prophet, why am I being treated this way? Where is my reward? Wasn't I promised 72 virgins?" "Dude, no," Mohammed laughs. "That was a mistake. It was supposed to say that 72 Virginians would be waiting for you in heaven. So, um, yeah. Good luck with that."

 

[CalciumAnimal]

what if the 72 virgins are the children in the bus with him.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

How deviously poetic would it be if Nolan got banned from TvTropes or Saba's discord on the eve of Gura's reincarnation, leaving him with nowhere to spam about how much he missed his "beautiful wife"? Only two more days left!