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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Abomination

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niggaphil

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Welp, Ladies and Gentlemen:

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Nolan is suspended in Twitter. I wondered what is the reason behind it?

I guess he will be going to use his alt account to bitch how unfair is Twitter :dokiwheeze:

Edit: OH NO NO NO NO NO, nolan alt account is also banned!! What is going on!!!

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Hff201

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Looks like it's time for Crush4 to make his big debut.
 

RestlessRain

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Looks like it's time for Crush4 to make his big debut.
You have no way of knowing that Crush4 is related to Crush2 or Crush3.
 

niggaphil

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Will Nolan ever keep his word, where he will post Political stuff on Bluesky??? Find out on the next episode!!!

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niggaphil

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Nolan's Work Arc should be end soon:
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TLDR: He will scream and scream autistically like Chris-Chan when things are not working out.

Nolan, have you heard of Curse-ye-ha-me-ha?? You should do that to control your retarded brain!!!

Also, Nolan tried to lie again, saying he will not tell someone to kill themselves in the future!!
(Notes: Looks like this is permanent ban to him)

Now, Elon Musk should apologise to me for wrongfully ban me!!!
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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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But alas, Nolan doesn't care or believe that Kirsche is popular because
A place hes copying his talking points also believes kirsche is irrelevant cause of small sub noombas. Come on dude dont give him credit, it was established hes incapable of independant thought.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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I expected him to be fired a month ago. He's lasting way longer than I thought he would.

Whether that's because he has genuinely improved or because his mother is pulling all the strings is up for debate, but-

Oh, who am I kidding.
 
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