The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

Just finished some long-arse reading on the Gura ChinkCord discussion about Nolan incident. According to one of the cuck jannies, Nolan still shared 42 servers with the jannies in the chink cord:

DeepL translation:
If you want to count them , I'm in all the discord groups, and I share 43 groups with him, and then suddenly one of them is missing.

So yeah, I don't even know there are such many chink discord group, and he had joined all of them. (I am only shared 15 servers with him, and I am not planning to dig them out, it is all up to my successor @di26iaa to find out now )

Now the only spots he could vent or whinning is Nerissa and Biboo chinkcord. But I am not sure he will use them or not

Besides that, when I am digging the banning reason across the servers, I found this gem in mumei cord regarding Nolan ban few months ago:

DeepL translation:
People have not spoken here you want to complain about other people's business why, there are several other unrelated station group management received this paragraph out of nowhere out of your private message, harassment to other groups, 1-3 lock processing

So basically Nolan admitted all the info in this thread is true then.......

 

[di26iaa]

So yeah, I don't even know there are such many chink discord group, and he had joined all of them. (I am only shared 15 servers with him, and I am not planning to dig them out, it is all up to my successor @di26iaa to find out now )

I know there is a discord server that collects all invite links for Holo ChinkCord and I am on that server but I did not join all of them.
A little bird told me Nolan is venting in Biboo chinkcord after his penis exploded on Gura ChinkCord.
Maybe I need to create an account to join all of the servers to avoid missing any funny stories.

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

>That image...
Alright, who tried getting 4chan to tip the lolcow for them?

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Looking at Warosu, he actually has a considerable being posted about history on /vt/. Not sure if he already qualifies as a person of interest, but he's getting there.

 

[Clown Penis]

Looking at Warosu, he actually has a considerable being posted about history on /vt/. Not sure if he already qualifies as a person of interest, but he's getting there.

He barely qualifies as a person, so that's honestly an upgrade for him.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

He barely qualifies as a person, so that's honestly an upgrade for him.

So is he just an interest? Or a mere curiousity?

 

[Clown Penis]

So is he just an interest? Or a mere curiousity?

He's a one-lolcow elderly shoving, female punching machine!



He's barely human, more like an NPC. With enough free will to keep repeating his defined, limited actions and dialogue everywhere he goes.

 

[niggaphil]

As usual, Nolan is sperging out in the twitter, but the smart guy once again gave too much info away:

Archive

Considering he has 2 brothers and one sister before, It looks like Nolan's autism and aggressive behaviour is due to his mom's late age pregnancy just like Chris chan.
Also Nolan, login back to TVA so we can have a proper discussion you little bitch


Some funny sperging from Nolan, bitching while he can't stop himself from doing stupid shit:

Archive 2

 

[RestlessRain]

Also Nolan, login back to TVA so we can have a proper discussion you little bitch

Nolan had his penis exploded for the exact same reason his penis has been exploded on nearly every other forum and server that the King has deigned to join.

 

[returntomonke]

I can guarantee his whole family goes to sleep wondering what they did to deserve such torment.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nolan is aware of his own retardness. He may not fully realize how retarded he is, but he knows he can get away with things by playing dumb. He’s used to escaping consequences for his antics and will continue to test boundaries until someone gives in. When that happens, he behaves like the narcissistic jerk he is, gets his penis exploded, gets into another discord/forum and the cycle continues.


For his own well-being, I hope he reins it in in real life (at least in public settings), because he’s just one bad day away from getting his shit kicked in by someone equally unhinged.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I can guarantee his whole family goes to sleep wondering what they did to deserve such torment.

Don't have unprotected sex past age forty, kids.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Something I saw but forgot to post. Happy belated Birthday to his big bro, I guess. Hope he's living his best life

 

[RestlessRain]

Something I saw but forgot to post. Happy belated Birthday to his big bro, I guess. Hope he's living his best life

The troon that's left home or the brother that's at home that has his items rubbed over with dogpiss diapers? I don't think either of them are living their best life.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

The troon that's left home or the brother that's at home that has his items rubbed over with dogpiss diapers? I don't think either of them are living their best life.

Oldest brother, so the one that left home. Also, I may be mixing them up but I thought the one that lives with him was the ally not biggest bro.

 

[niggaphil]

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Something I saw but forgot to post. Happy belated Birthday to his big bro, I guess. Hope he's living his best life

Actually, if Nolan bullshit is real, there is a timeline about his family:
> Parents married for 9 years, then having first child (now 30 years old)
> Nolan is the youngest, who is 23 years old
> It indicates that his mother gave birth to 4 children within 7 years?

God Damn, I am not trying to shit on Nolan's mom, but based on Nolan's story, we might know why he has such serious autisms:

Timing between pregnancies may alter autism risk

Children born too soon or too long after their siblings have an increased risk of autism, a new study reports.

www.thetransmitter.org

 

[Clown Penis]

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Something I saw but forgot to post. Happy belated Birthday to his big bro, I guess. Hope he's living his best life

Don't forget he's lambasted his eldest brother as being a tyrannical monster like his father (so a decent guy). Somehow I expect this is more about Nolan than his brother.

I'd say not having to live with Nolan is a good start, but his mom is in danger still.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Actually, if Nolan bullshit is real, there is a timeline about his family:
> Parents married for 9 years, then having first child (now 30 years old)
> Nolan is the youngest, who is 23 years old
> It indicates that his mother gave birth to 4 children within 7 years?

God Damn, I am not trying to shit on Nolan's mom, but based on Nolan's story, we might know why he has such serious autisms:

Timing between pregnancies may alter autism risk

Children born too soon or too long after their siblings have an increased risk of autism, a new study reports.

www.thetransmitter.org

Well it does line up. His oldest brother (who they had when they were younger) is supposedly the most normal.

 

[ex_lurker]

It looks like Nolan's autism and aggressive behaviour is due to his mom's late age pregnancy just like Chris chan.

Kinda offtopic, but both maternal and paternal age matter when it comes to autism.

The relationship is non-linear for mothers and linear for fathers, so paternal age is sometimes dismissed but, IIRC, Chris chan's father was 54 when he had him, old enough to have an effect.

 

[Kuri Rinji]

I don't know about that one, Nolan.

 

[Nenélove]

I don't know about that one, Nolan.

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Nolan lovessss the pinoy boypussy.