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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

reinigen

Dang it
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Nolan update:

Banned from another Chinese server -
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However, the members of the HanaMacchia server appear to be finally getting sick of Nolan.
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Man, that other person sounded upset. Hope it isn't someone we know. :dokibirdWhat:
 

niggaphil

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan update:

Banned from another Chinese server -
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However, the members of the HanaMacchia server appear to be finally getting sick of Nolan.
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Man, that other person sounded upset. Hope it isn't someone we know. :dokibirdWhat:
did he join dokibird discord? I wanna see him perform speedrun of getting banned :dokiSmug:
 

RestlessRain

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
Nolan update:

Banned from another Chinese server -
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However, the members of the HanaMacchia server appear to be finally getting sick of Nolan.
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Man, that other person sounded upset. Hope it isn't someone we know. :dokibirdWhat:
I'm really happy that Nolan is still going strong in these trying times. The Niji drama was getting really intense, so I appreciate the levity.
 

PemAloeKenzoku

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Joined:  Jan 3, 2023
did he join dokibird discord? I wanna see him perform speedrun of getting banned :dokiSmug:
He's not in the one that was rebranded from the Selencord. Last I saw he's only in Sayu's discord
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
I'm really happy that Nolan is still going strong in these trying times. The Niji drama was getting really intense, so I appreciate the levity.
Wait for Scarle termination, he would went nuclear and get mass banning in Discord. Last time i poked fun of him being coomer about Scarle bra made him went berserk. :dokiSmug:
 

RestlessRain

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Wait for Scarle termination, he would went nuclear and get mass banning in Discord. Last time i poked fun of him being coomer about Scarle bra made him went berserk. :dokiSmug:
I still can't believe you think that a woman would lie about the size of her tits for money.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
I still can't believe you think that a woman would lie about the size of her tits for money.
Never trust flips or mexicans tit size unless they show it live or in onlyfans video :dokiSmug:
 

Nenélove

Menace of the Asylum
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
I'm really happy that Nolan is still going strong in these trying times. The Niji drama was getting really intense, so I appreciate the levity.
I had honestly completely forgotten about his existence, he's been a lot less interesting as of late. The trial really was the highlight of his career.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
I had honestly completely forgotten about his existence, he's been a lot less interesting as of late. The trial really was the highlight of his career.
Wait till his homeless arc or completely forgot to take his pill and sent to hospital arc. Then it would be more funny :dokiSmug:
 

Faceless Waifu

prompt: 1girl, solo, faceless
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Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
He's not in the one that was rebranded from the Selencord. Last I saw he's only in Sayu's discord
He's on the doki fancord that was from Selen's Dragoons fan project fancord (so focused on Dragoons projects rather than Selen-focused). Best guess is that he's still banned from that selencord-turned-dokicord, and the former Dragoons project one doesn't know who Nolan- I mean Crush is, and he's free to interact with english speaking people instead of the chinese.

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The mods hasn't realized who he is, but I think I saw one user barely recognizing him, so I guess he found a temporary shelter and not being banned for once.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
I had honestly completely forgotten about his existence, he's been a lot less interesting as of late. The trial really was the highlight of his career.
The trial was basically his entire degen thread meltdown condensed into 3 days of posting, it was amazing.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
I swear every other story is him crying. I really wonder if he's truly sobbing at every assumed inconvenience in life or he gets teary eyed and exaggerates it for emotional effect. Neither is a good look. I don't mean to be some dudebro when I say this, but he's much too sensitive for someone so aggressive. Either learn to not take things so personally or learn to accept that not everything is nice/beneficial to you, man. Just thinking about his life makes me tired.

Though I did laugh at the reveal that he's in a doki discord and the second post shown here is about isreal
 

Nenélove

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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
I swear every other story is him crying. I really wonder if he's truly sobbing at every assumed inconvenience in life or he gets teary eyed and exaggerates it for emotional effect. Neither is a good look. I don't mean to be some dudebro when I say this, but he's much too sensitive for someone so aggressive. Either learn to not take things so personally or learn to accept that not everything is nice/beneficial to you, man. Just thinking about his life makes me tired.

Though I did laugh at the reveal that he's in a doki discord and the second post shown here is about isreal
All of the autists (severe) I have met are like this, insane mood swings and specially when they were pampered by their parents they go from bawling over the pettiest shit to screaming and trying to assault people.
 

mist

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Joined:  Jan 27, 2024

noncery is afoot
this lad is the zenith of chumbuds
 

The Rratarded Alt

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Joined:  Dec 14, 2023
I shouldn't have come back into this thread, I see.
 

Nenélove

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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

noncery is afoot
this lad is the zenith of chumbuds

Yeah guys when people pull a 6 year old from their parents and then proceed to do unspeakable acts in an alley with said minor they are totally not in control.
 
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mysticdreamlife

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Joined:  Dec 16, 2023

noncery is afoot
this lad is the zenith of chumbuds


I swear this guy is gonna have a mugshot for this kind of stuff at some point the way things are going.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

noncery is afoot
this lad is the zenith of chumbuds

I feel more justified in my actions with each passing day
Your blatant refusal to acknowledge your fuck ups has made it apparent that anyone trying to help you recognize the fault in your behavior is wasting their energy. In fact the best advice I can give you is to seriously consider killing yourself. This is not a meme or me trying to be funny. You have horrible tendencies that will likely lead you down the worst lifepath and will never change your behavior, which makes any reasonable people concerned you might make the jump from lolifag to a potential bad toucher later in your life. I'm not telling you to uninstall Life.exe out of kindness towards you but out of fear of what you might do to some innocent person down the road.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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