"I would accept a Vtuber over a Brazilian"Joshua 'Null' Moon
The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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I'm going to choose to believe he's just numberfagging over her debut and he'll dip the second another tuber comes along and gets a comparable audience after the debut hype dies down
I'm going to kill myself
Let me put more context on his message:
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He watch this because he is the brony brainrot. His mindset: if the vtuber is brony, he/she will be his best fuck buddy.
He is just looking at numbers, nothing else, like how he dropped Finana but trying to be “reasonable” (Looks like involved Scoots, but no evidence yet)
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Nah, he's just a slut for big numbers. He wouldn’t care how talented she was otherwise.
This is probably one situation I might not bet on that. Karaoke/Singing shit is his first and foremost draw, maybe only in the backseat to "special" streams like gen collabs specific milestones. She's already hyping herself up big on being a singer for EN and if she's gonna do a ton of them I imagine he might ask dad if he can double his allowance to member her alongside Gura because "muh pony girl be sangin." He's also probably going to have an autism magnet attraction to her because of her history with the brony shit. He unironically might latch onto her because she's "one of them" or something. Remember his avatar for like 2+ years across several accounts on several websites is his trademark MLP Gura.
Might depend on how much singing she settles on though.
I mean, you can see the brony and degenerate dopamine effect it has on it (saw it in chinese ina server):
Also, Live stream is more important than solving personal issue :
All I can say to this is that I'm glad that I have standards. I had already denounced her as the worst of the new gen last night, thus distancing myself from Nolan.
All of you Bloodflame fans better look forward to attending MLP cons with Nolan and your new oshi from now on.
jokes on you all the closet bronies in here already reserved their membership cash
"Hey everyone, I'm Nolan Crush and I'm going to LOUDLY and PUBLICALLY break kayfabe for the new holo talents, please like me
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Look on the bright side - it's going to be absolutely hilarious when he's banned from her chat.
Nolan: I don't want to remember anything ot take any adult responsibility. I just want to be a baby and watch all of the high CCV Vtuber livestream 24/7 and LMAOOOOOO
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Tried to skim but I can only make it through about one solid paragraph of autistic whining before I become feral & start biting my desk. Bitching about driving lessons? How... how old is this gremlin?
He's like between 20-25 iirc.
23 to be specific, June 19th is his birthday. He mentioned in the discord few days ago
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
Posting a lost post of mine from yesterday because it's becoming even more relevant: A list of (perfectly reasonable) grievances from Crush: Getting banned for no reason from an anime waifu's chat. His dad forces him to do slave labor. His brother doesn't want his mug or mouse being touched...
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Jesus, this kinda bitching is barely defensible when you're 16, but 23?? His dad ought to kick him out if he's gonna continue to be this ungrateful and argumentative.23 to be specific, June 19th is his birthday. He mentioned in the discord few days ago
link:
The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
Posting a lost post of mine from yesterday because it's becoming even more relevant: A list of (perfectly reasonable) grievances from Crush: Getting banned for no reason from an anime waifu's chat. His dad forces him to do slave labor. His brother doesn't want his mug or mouse being touched...
Reminder, Crippling autism hard enough he couldn't even hold down a dishwashing job at the place his mom works at.
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I only just now read the rant. "It's everyone else's fault for not reminding me" is just such a good summary of how Nolan's brain works. Jesus.
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Nolan will never hold a job. He will also never live independently; he's incapable of even basic things (managing his diabetes, hygiene, cooking, etc.). He sure as fuck should not be allowed to drive.
The only future ahead of him is a group home and probably periodic homelessness.
Nah I believe nolan will troon out and then gather an army of cocksuckers online like many other cows and live off of neetbux, autismbux and donos from people who wanna feed the retard.
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