Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

[geesecode]

You and I both know she'd fuck those anime horse girls in a heartbeat

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Be very careful on that site Pippa

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...If Pippa really, *really* wants to save money, then she should focus on the limited packages that bundle discounted jewels, using the monthly pass + completing content efficiently each day, as well as learning to stop pulling once she hits a single copy of the unit she wants.

I don't believe she has the self-discipline to actually do this effectively, so it might take her a month or two of overspending to realize that it's a problem! Maybe!

EDIT: Non-discounted, assume $100 spent on the currency = 50 pulls. 200 pulls for a unit = $400 maximum, non-discounted. Unless she is flush with cash, she should take every possible bundle/discount that she is (financially) able to!

 

[RedRage]

There will however be a strange lanky person wearing a plastic mask and a hoodie

 

[thhrang]

Meat Pippa is calling for the Meat @Realticule to host the grill.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

People will recognize you easily Pippa, costume or not

 

[Hff201]

There will however be a strange lanky person wearing a plastic mask and a hoodie

Don't worry about them, they'll be sitting in the corner playing on their DS.

 

[thhrang]

Don't worry about them, they'll be sitting in the corner playing on their DS.

*3ds, and coincidentally are the one person using streetpass.

 

[geesecode]

It'd be too late if there were gonna be a hundred+ people. Not if there are ~30. One time I don't think not preparing is gonna hurt tbh.

 

[RedRage]

What do you mean you can take all the stuff Pippa? You said you're not going

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Pippa you need more thought on this

 

[thhrang]

 

[Hff201]

Trying to explain to the venue owners that only twenty people will show up, and the 400k subs are just a bubble.

 

[RedRage]

Gonna beat her with hammers "people only show up to my meet and greets cause it happens to be there" having ass

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...If Pippa really, *really* wants to save money, then she should focus on the limited packages that bundle discounted jewels, using the monthly pass + completing content efficiently each day, as well as learning to stop pulling once she hits a single copy of the unit she wants.

I don't believe she has the self-discipline to actually do this effectively, so it might take her a month or two of overspending to realize that it's a problem! Maybe!

EDIT: Non-discounted, assume $100 spent on the currency = 50 pulls. 200 pulls for a unit = $400 maximum, non-discounted. Unless she is flush with cash, she should take every possible bundle/discount that she is (financially) able to!

Further math below for Pippa's "one of everything" aspirations:

If a banner features two characters, or two support cards, assume you will need $800 total to 100% guarantee a single copy of each character or support card in the banner. With each banner, comes events - including the standard dailies/weeklies/monthlies, subscription passes, etc. This will further reduce the cost by, let's say roughly 50% if completed near-perfectly and logging in every day. That's about $400 total per banner for one of everything.

Let's say there's two banners every two weeks - one character banner, one support banner per two-week period. Give or take some acceleration with the global server, that means Pippa will (most likely) need to save at least $2000 per month if she wants to 100% guarantee one of everything, and if she plays the game competently on a near-daily basis. If she gets the units before then, she can move the excess funds to the next month's banners!

...And that's why I'm constantly calling for Muumi when she talks about Uma Musume, let alone the actual gacha itself!

 

[Realticule]

Meat Pippa is calling for the Meat @Realticule to host the grill.

You don't meat and tell, besides if my identity is known people will eventually figure out meat Pippa's identity when we're meat married.

 

[Hff201]

I really can't see this going well.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

I really can't see this going well.

She should've thought of this months ago and set something up with managements advice if possible. I appreciate her thoughts to have something fun, but I know she's going to pop in and can see something popping up from that. That's just me though

 

[DTrp]

I really can't see this going well.

especially because it's obvious she plans on trying to sneak herself there

 

[geesecode]

Okay, maybe it does need some more planning.