Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

[John Vtuber👁️]

Not shown: what happens when the horse loses a race.

Speaking of which, Haru Urara - as an in-game unit - is a decent pick for beginners!

 

[Sven]

"I don't think Tachyon voice is one of the stronger ones so it's really cute to watch her sing"

Doesn't understand why people like when she sings

 

[geesecode]

...she's winning me over...the horse races were well-animated and these songs aren't bad... oh god...

 

[thhrang]

...she's winning me over...the horse races were well-animated and these songs aren't bad... oh god...

+10 goodboypoints to the spreadsheet.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...she's winning me over...the horse races were well-animated and these songs aren't bad... oh god...

You should watch Cinderella Gray, the currently running Uma Musume anime!

 

[Hff201]

what happens to those horses?

Some of them end up in China, Pippa loves China!

 

[DTrp]

Some of them end up in China, Pippa loves China!

i hope they add horse girls to their "Bodies" exhibit. that'd be interesting.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

...she's winning me over...the horse races were well-animated and these songs aren't bad... oh god...

Convert now

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Why yes, Pippa, you can create your own custom concerts for your Uma Musume! It's part of the core gameplay loop! (She's cooked)

(on another note, there is an element of RNG in the races, so you could still lose, even with perfect training)

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

And this is where the autism comes in:

Excel Spreadsheet breeding + training your horses for min-max stat potential per race!

 

[geesecode]

Genshin is like 180 ceiling. Mathematically it's very unlikely you hit that ceiling. In terms of gacha slop, it's not that unfair!

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

the blue archive steam forums is a honey pot and you can't convince me otherwise

 

[RedRage]

You shouldn't say it like this.

You and I both know she'd fuck those anime horse girls in a heartbeat

 

[Hff201]

Ah, so these are the "dogwhistles" @Realticule always talks about, right?

 

[Clown Penis]

Ah, so these are the "dogwhistles" @Realticule always talks about, right?

You know, for a dog, @thhrang is really bad at hearing those.

 

[RedRage]

You and I both know she'd fuck those anime horse girls in a heartbeat

Nigga please

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...MUUMI, PLEASE, HER BANK ACCOUNT-

 

[RedRage]

...MUUMI, PLEASE, HER BANK ACCOUNT-

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Pippa is going to spend all of her money on Uma musume. We saw this coming

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...MUUMI, PLEASE, HER BANK ACCOUNT-