I think the dog is actually a Ukranian sleepercell that was programmed to assassinate Donald Trump. The issue is that the owner accidentally went to the Pacific Northwest instead of Florida. Pippa was watching YT, probably Asmongold, and had something about the assassination attempt playing. The dog's activation phrase triggered, and it went nuts attacking everyone in the house using its Azov Battalion fighting skills. Pippa is late because she narrowly avoided becoming another casualty of Zelensky.What i'm going to guess is she took a nap and overslept. When she woke up she hurriedly typed out an open ended/purposefully vague tweet so @RedRage and I wouldn't nag her about how much she needs to improve her communication skills. (It would have been a whole long spiel too)