"My feet are the same size as my mom's, and for some reason I thought her feet are 27 centimeters, that is humongous; No, my feet are... 23... 22.5 to 23 wait let me double-check, uh my sister says that's like US size 10, oh I'm like a size 7 lol so no, I'm not bigfoot!"IRyS
I'm so fucking glad I'm not a woman, imagine this being the basis of all your friendships instead of just calling your friend a dumb cunt and then laughing it off.
Her just going "Are you actually hungry or are you using that as an excuse to end the collab cause you think you fucked up?" was brilliant, goldfish tardwrangler is a keeper.
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