"Has your sex drive totally withered? I absolutely want Ina to rough me up with her tentacles, eh you guys don't? You guys are withered, old men; You want timid girls, you want them kind and quiet"Houshou Marine

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Fosterhome For Aloggers (And Walmart Night Stockers)

RedRage

Resident Pippa complainer
Joined:  Oct 8, 2022
Pippa, and like everyone in chat, hate the Joycons.

Strangely, I've found them to be fantastic. I don't know, is everyone using them wrong?
idk I've unironically never used mine. I got my switch with a pro controller and never used it undocked.
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I've never touched a Nintendo Switch in my life but I play Switch games because the Steam Deck can emulate it near flawlessly.
:smugpipi:
 

RedRage

Resident Pippa complainer
Joined:  Oct 8, 2022
I've never touched a Nintendo Switch in my life but I play Switch games because the Steam Deck can emulate it near flawlessly.
:smugpipi:
Speaking of, you try setting up bloodborne now that it apparently runs on it perfectly?
 

Foxgirl Fertilizer

the retardedest
Joined:  Feb 26, 2024
pippa they're cheaper because they don't have that motion control crap
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I've never touched a Nintendo Switch in my life but I play Switch games because the Steam Deck can emulate it near flawlessly.
:smugpipi:
Nintendo are about to do what the hurricane couldn't.
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
(Pippa will still be buying the next Nintendo console at launch.)

Speaking of, you try setting up bloodborne now that it apparently runs on it perfectly?
Not yet.
 

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
Just think of how richer those nintendo execs are going to become once Switch 2 launches.
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
They're too small to hold comfortably, and they really needed an actual d-pad rather than that awkward four-button compromise.

I don't have tiny hands, but I guess small enough to find them strangely comfortable? I dunno, they feel great in my hand, despite looking like they wouldn't.

idk I've unironically never used mine. I got my switch with a pro controller and never used it undocked.

Was going to play Zelda with the pro controller till a friend convinced me to try the joycons. Loved them.

Though it's sounding like she's mainly angry about the quality control, which, yeah, that is a big issue.
 

RedRage

Resident Pippa complainer
Joined:  Oct 8, 2022
(Pippa will still be buying the next Nintendo console at launch.)
Funny you mention that, the stream where you were not home to wish a capipi a happy birthday :smugpipi: I asked her if she planned on picking it up for animal crossing and she said fuck no.
 

famous artist pipkun

Well-known member
Mindflayer and Master Baiter
Joined:  Jun 5, 2023
I've never touched a Nintendo Switch in my life but I play Switch games because the Steam Deck can emulate it near flawlessly.
:smugpipi:
where do you get roms these days? nintendo killed a lot of them
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Funny you mention that, the stream where you were not home to wish a capipi a happy birthday :smugpipi: I asked her if she planned on picking it up for animal crossing and she said fuck no.
I can't believe I'm such a fake fan. It's literally over, time to rope.

where do you get roms these days? nintendo killed a lot of them
Go to the piracy subreddits for less than five minutes and you'll find both threads and comments pointing towards sites. It really is not hard whatsoever.
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
"I don't think those are Ws as a console. Those are just new games that came out that were good." - Pippa

When it comes to both modern gaming and console exclusives, just being "good" is in fact quite the W.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
>Mario Kart and Smash weren't major Ws for the console
>People were sad about the loss of motion controls

Every now and then we get a massive wakeup slap reminding us she's retarded.
 

Topo Chico

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023

RedRage

Resident Pippa complainer
Joined:  Oct 8, 2022
>Mario Kart and Smash weren't major Ws for the console
>People were sad about the loss of motion controls

Every now and then we get a massive wakeup slap reminding us she's retarded.
She's a woman, they fucking love motion controls.
 

famous artist pipkun

Well-known member
Mindflayer and Master Baiter
Joined:  Jun 5, 2023

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022

RedRage

Resident Pippa complainer
Joined:  Oct 8, 2022
The Labo was Nintendo seeing if they could sell cardboard without pokemon printed on it to see if it would sell
 

lvl8

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022

Security

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Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
"Nintendo fans will defend this." - Pippa

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