Nijisanji declares Total Retard War on Dokibird

[Limkin]

I think I am actually getting brain damage

We shall sacrifice Vox's left nutsack to The Great Yacht to obtain the infinite wisdom of being able to always do worse than even the wildest assumptions

 

[Dawifet]

I wonder how are COVER stocks looking at the moment

 

[Tubedude]

This is something I always got curious: after the shitstorm of her termination, info never went around of her, right? You'd suppose raging nijisister would drop her pics and name everywhere. I was working a lot at the time so my reps are undue, forgive me for my ignorance.

There was at least one nijisister that kept making burner alts and posting Zaion/Sayu's home address and shit.

 

[Nenélove]

WHY ARE THEY STILL PUSHING BACK?!?!?!?!? IS THIS EGO? JUST ADMIT YOU DID WRONG AND APOGOLOGIZE LIKE YOU FUCKERS IN NIPLAND ARE SO FOND OF DOING JESUS FUCK.

 

[46gumi]

 

[Kalion]

Stolen from elsewhere:

 

[mysticdreamlife]

All that is left now is Black Company 2024 have a 24 hour broadcast of Swan Lake

Context: When the Soviet Union collapsed they aired Swan Lake 24/ on all Soviet broadcasts.

Also used whenever they were going to announce their leader kicked the bucket. Quite regular for a while after Brezhnev was kill.

 

[returntomonke]

I am actually convinced that Management leaked those documents to the Elira group, knowing full well they'd react this way, only for Riku to come and do a video that it's not a shit show, and come out as the sanest person in the company, giving him a chance to fire staff and livers for misbehaving and saving some face.

 

[Nenélove]

 

[sbm]

To be completely fair, if ALL they had posted was this Riku video, it might be okay, because at least he's admitting some wrong. Giving it lip service, at least.

But it's not credible with everything else. With three big dumps of gasoline on the fire, there's nothing left to salvage.

e: Actually, it's worse now, because it PROVES they know what they did and are doing wrong. Active maliciousness rather than negligence or incompetence.

 

[The Chink]

We admit we canceled the ARLive and lack of 3D content.
Buuuuut we are improving the EN management.
We also have planned other game event stream including the upcoming MK event.
Buuuuut it's delayed because f u Selen

You can't make this shit up.

 

[thhrang]

The comment section on Riku's video is enabled. Someone should go diving through it for gold.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Nijisanji status

 

[DaddyChill]

Just keep trying to suck off your investors there Riku. Don't give a shit about your talent and your fucking management blows ass.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

I am actually convinced that Management leaked those documents to the Elira group, knowing full well they'd react this way, only for Riku to come and do a video that it's not a shit show, and come out as the sanest person in the company, giving him a chance to fire staff and livers for misbehaving and saving some face.

it wouldn't have to be leaked. Management could show them the relevant portion of the docs for investigative purposes. the accusations could be deemed bullshit by jap legal. etc

 

[Zyklon Mag]

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Thread theme:

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

Damn, yabs fuel the virtual psych ward.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

 

[Renmai]

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Holobros how we feeling?

I just hope Cover is taking a lot of notes and having lots of closed door meetings with their EN managers to make sure nothing like this happens to them. Take care of the talents, treat them with respect, prioritize their happiness while still maintaining the rules and boundaries so they continue to pump out great content without major controversy and everyone continues to win. I'm happy to let these 2d anime girl-failures milk me of some of my hard-earned sheckles as long as they maintain trust with us the fans and not break the immersion.

I can forgive corporate incompetence, I've fucked up plenty of times at my corpo job that I understand it's often not malicious. I've had to eat my words and take back statements that I thought was right several times, people fuck up. Cover has fucked up plenty of times, but none so far that I've thought was malicious.. just JP corpo things. Anyone who has worked an office job knows not to trust the snakes who fuck shit up and start trouble on purpose. Niji HQ feels like snakes..

I would legit quit watching vtubers if the names were reversed.

edit: Got this song on repeat while reading this thread