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Saturnus

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Why would you want your ketchup warm?
There's nothing wrong with room temp ketchup tbh. I tend to only like it cold for fries or something that's fresh/hot to act as a cool buffer before the roof of my mouth is seared.
It tastes better. Cold ketchup is more bland.
I never really thought of it that way but literally every restaurant offers ketchup packets or ketchup from dispensers at room temp for a reason then.
 

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I don't like ketchup at all, so I have no opinion one way or another.

How can I still take part in this fight and piss people off?
 

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Topo Chico

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I don't like ketchup at all, so I have no opinion one way or another.

How can I still take part in this fight and piss people off?
Declare your love for cold ketchup on pizza or something
 

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Parasocial Andy

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I don't like ketchup at all, so I have no opinion one way or another.

How can I still take part in this fight and piss people off?
Tell them you put milk in the bowl before the cereal.
 

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Latte'Ninba

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I don't like ketchup at all, so I have no opinion one way or another.

How can I still take part in this fight and piss people off?
You should have said
"Except when I make fishmans spaghetti."
 

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Saturnus

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Declare your love for cold ketchup on pizza or something
Don't knock dipping your nice meat lovers pizza into ketchup until you try it, buddy.
 

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There was a ketchup I had once that was very vinegary and I like that. Not really into ketchup though.

I don't like ketchup at all, so I have no opinion one way or another.

How can I still take part in this fight and piss people off?
Here you go
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Ketchup baked in meatloaf and topped on potatoes fried in bacon grease are 10/10 comfort meals, the sort of thing your granma would make in the fall

Essentially ground beef or ground pork are the only times I have ketchup, same with hot dogs and potatoes, it’s a very limited condiment when there are so many sauces and spices that would pair better with other dishes - fried fish with ketchup is good depending on the batter, fish sticks are an absolute ketchup receptacle, though mix it with a bit of tartar sauce
 

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Why would you want your ketchup warm?
I keep it refrigerated, however cold ketchup on warm meat is strange. Usually though I don't eat hot dogs or hamburgers that I make at home with condoments because I am a psychopath
 

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I keep it refrigerated, however cold ketchup on warm meat is strange. Usually though I don't eat hot dogs or hamburgers that I make at home with condoments because I am a psychopath
The only thing I really use it on is fries and hotdogs and even then not that often. Mustard is a lot better for most things and you can really elevate a hotdog with what you put on it.
 
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