[Live] Phase Invaders

[The Proctor]

I am not so cucked I'd give you money on the pretense that I receive what could be generously described as a tiny bit of internet clout in return.

Thank god somebody here is still rational.

god damnit

 

[Harrow Prime]

You know what? I'll pull off the ultimate gambit:

I will only give up on Dizzy if, and only if, Ember Amane marries me instead. Clearly, forum opinion on her is that she is "boring", when that could be further from the truth! I will make it my life's mission to share the charm points of Ember, even if it kills me! Do you want me out of the Dizzy Bowl? Set me up with Ember instead, I will literally never stop talking about her. (Dizzy, don't read this)

Ah, doing the opposite of what superduper did I see. The key difference here is that it doesn't sound retarded.

... Is this what a hooker feels like after the first blowjob?

Ay I'll give you $20 for Dottovu's Kronii's Husband title.

 

[Hff201]

... Is this what a hooker feels like after the first blowjob?

If it's any consolation, what you're doing is more akin to pimping than prostituting yourself.

 

[The Proctor]

Ay I'll give you $20 for Dottovu's Kronii's Husband title.

WHY
ARE
YOU
ENABLING
ME

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Ah, doing the opposite of what superduper did I see. The key difference here is that it doesn't sound retarded.

I promise you, I can make it sound infinitely more retarded with enough effort

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Thank god somebody here is still rational.

god damnit

Always commit to the bit!

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

WHY
ARE
YOU
ENABLING
ME

We know it's going to the Ragdoll, by some measure.

 

[Harrow Prime]

WHY
ARE
YOU
ENABLING
ME

Because funny
Also

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Gamers of the asylum should be waking up at this moment, because we have another Jelly Skyfactory 4 stream at the top of the coming hour:



Consistent! Almost as if you could set an alarm each day at the same time so you don't miss her - and why would you ever miss Jelly?

 

[Negzana]

Gamers of the asylum should be waking up at this moment, because we have another Jelly Skyfactory 4 stream at the top of the coming hour:



Consistent! Almost as if you could set an alarm each day at the same time so you don't miss her - and why would you ever miss Jelly?

I want her denial of being yabai and a cake/hag to break down and she ends up becoming PC's Marine.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

If Krampus latches onto Jelly and makes her do weird things, that might actually get a response from the talents condemning him

...Or whatever's left of him after the fans get to him.

EDIT: Here we go, Jelly's Midlife Crisis

"My friends are getting married, and I'm playing Minecraft - and I'm a VTuber"

And now she's complaining about "when am I going to get married? Is it too late?"

HAG STOCKS *SOARING*

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

"Being unhealthy is soy" -Jelly Hoshiumi, 2023

"Cigarettes are just pacifiers for adult men." -Jelly's Continued Mid-Life Crisis, Somewhere In The Middle

This is worth the double-post, especially after her mid-life crisis a few minutes ago

EDIT: she has been coping and malding and seething for at least 15 minutes now, this is good content

EDIT 2: And now she's gone through the "If you're being bullied, just close your eyes and ignore it", which would lead itself to a meme that would get you perma banned across the entirety of Phase Connect

 

[RestlessRain]

EDIT 2: And now she's gone through the "If you're being bullied, just close your eyes and ignore it", which would lead itself to a meme that would get you perma banned across the entirety of Phase Connect

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Jelly learned how to program through Minecraft and enjoys typing (doesn't consider it manual labor), don't tell Proctor

 

[Henrik Carter]

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[Amoeba]

awawawawawawa!

 

[Negzana]

awawawawawawa!

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Ember Amane is going to stream Pikmin 3 again at the top of the hour, and I will personally fight anyone who calls her boring at the local waffle house:

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Ember Amane is going to stream Pikmin 3 again at the top of the hour, and I will personally fight anyone who calls her boring at the local waffle house:

I mean I have no intention of going to the waffle house and calling her boring

I might go there and call her hot, but I can do that here to

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I mean I have no intention of going to the waffle house and calling her boring

I might go there and call her hot, but I can do that here to

Well, yes, she is literally fire, and I will face you in mortal kombat at the local waffle house regardless