You know what? I'll pull off the ultimate gambit:
I will only give up on Dizzy if, and only if, Ember Amane marries me instead. Clearly, forum opinion on her is that she is "boring", when that could be further from the truth! I will make it my life's mission to share the charm points of Ember, even if it kills me! Do you want me out of the Dizzy Bowl? Set me up with Ember instead, I will literally never stop talking about her. (Dizzy, don't read this)