"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily

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Kirsche is currently covering the entire Tranifesto from the Nashville pooner shooter that has been leaked entirely now.

The TN pooner must've been a /choc/ regular, she wanted some brown ass so fucking bad
 

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Will Kirsche be able to successfully press the "play" button on an Ubisoft game before the end of stream? Stay tuned to find out!
 

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When you try to explain simple computer concepts to a woman and she makes this face.

 

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Kirsche is now explaining why she won't eat certain foods and the parallels between this and the other food autists I know is distressing. I'm now going to automatically assume that an autist with weird food aversions is a victim of child abuse until proven otherwise.
 

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"When I eat a pear I want my hand to be just as wet as when I masturbate"
:iryswooo:
 

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:BibooPopcorn:at least I hope it's popcorn time. We'll see how much the moderators take after Chris Wallace a la 2020

E: a la Chris Wallace, the moderators have started. So much "moderation"
 
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:BibooPopcorn:at least I hope it's popcorn time. We'll see how much the moderators take after Chris Wallace a la 2020

E: a la Chris Wallace, the moderators have started.

Kirsche watching a televised beating of a brown woman by a white man. Wild times.
 

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Trump to Kamala: "Excuse me, I'm talking. Sound familiar?"

Trump totally stole her line and took the moment she wanted to have on that. Trump, you funny fucker.
 

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Debate verdict:

Lots of tangentially-related topic switching by both Trump and Kamala which made it frustrating to watch at times.

Trump did pretty well for a 3 versus 1 debate. I think he won the debate, but not as comprehensively as I would have liked.

Kamala didn't do as badly as I thought she would. Post-commentary is trying to push her far more than she deserves.

Kirsche was decent as a commenter. I might give another commenter a go for the third debate, not out of dislike for Kirsche's efforts, but to see how others go with the same job. I saw Alex Jones doing debate commentary on Twitter, I'm sure he'd be fun to watch.
 

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Why are streamers/vtubers injury prone? Also didn't know Iori followed Kirsche and does this debunk the blacklist rrat?
 

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Why are streamers/vtubers injury prone? Also didn't know Iori followed Kirsche and does this debunk the blacklist rrat?
I'm sure there's a blacklist, but Kirsche is nowhere near it. I would probably say it's more that circumstances are making Pippa and Kirsche refrain from collabing until maybe after November or when the tranny-chaser's HIV turns into AIDS.

If I had to guess, RetardedFlipsagi and Merryweather are on the blacklist. The former for being an utter femboy and the latter for being disrespectful to one of Fishman's surrogate daughter employees.

Also they're injury prone because they're women. Add being shut-ins to it and that's like a multiplicative stacking debuff for a woman.
 

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I'm sure there's a blacklist, but Kirsche is nowhere near it. I would probably say it's more that circumstances are making Pippa and Kirsche refrain from collabing until maybe after November or when the tranny-chaser's HIV turns into AIDS.

Also they're injury prone because they're women. Add being shut-ins to it and that's like a multiplicative stacking debuff for a woman.
Yeah, I don't buy the blacklist rrat either. Pippa is naturally terrible at responding to DMs even of friends. It's been ages since she's done an on-stream collab with Lisa or Sleepy, for example, and I don't believe anyone would argue they're on a blacklist either.
 

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Please stop humouring rrats you heard from Hexa.
 

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does Hff stand for Hexa Fan Forever?
I'm literally saying she's too retarded to be a trustworthy source.

Though saying that, I call Pippa a retard like ten times a night and she's my favourite streamer, so maybe you're onto something?
 

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I'm literally saying she's too retarded to be a trustworthy source.

Though saying that, I call Pippa a retard like ten times a night and she's my favourite streamer, so maybe you're onto something?
Not sure if I'm happy you anticipated what I was going to say next or annoyed that I've become too predictable
 

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Though saying that, I call Pippa a retard like ten times a night and she's my favourite streamer, so maybe you're onto something?
Important to make a distinction between retard(affectionate) and retard(derogatory).
 

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I'm literally saying she's too retarded to be a trustworthy source.

Though saying that, I call Pippa a retard like ten times a night and she's my favourite streamer, so maybe you're onto something?
There is a world of difference between retard (derogatory) and retard (affectionate).
 
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