Okay I need to tell you this. You can't fix her. She is actually too retarded and inept that I'm shocked she can breath, I'm shocked she can use her hands to eat without biting her own fingers, I'd be surprised if she could use scissors without nearly stabbing herself or cutting up her hands.
She's the type to somehow break all the dishes with a dish washer.
She's the type to throw her Dorito bag into a trash can like she's Kobe, but doesn't realize that she always misses the shot before going back to her computer for the next 18 hours.
She's the type where if she did drive, she'll lock her keys in the car every week and not realize it until she tried to get into her car again. In her age she just breaks the car window instead of calling for help.
She is unfixable, your superchats can keep her alive and fed, but you cannot fix her. She is hard imbedded into the universe to be this way, forever.