General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[CalciumAnimal]

Hmm who's worse at being a gay femboy, Jocat or Merrywether?

Merry. Jo might be a retard but at least he has his own skills. Merry just pays people to make his shitty WEBcomics which makes money off of simps and gooners.

Seriously ive had the misfortune of reading like 3 of his comics.

Spoiler: Merry Cult Comic

Let me start by just saying you can figure out everything by panel 10 you have read this story before you know the dumb twists already there is no creativity or originality here something all his comics share because they are more factory produced then AI slop

New cult on the rise who wear bunny suits for some reason (T&A to attract gooners) New recruit is a fuck up but does her best world sucks and people gang up on to presumably kill and or rape her saved by chad protag man

time passes because most of the comic just ignores story in favor of the once a week comic style with minimal continuity with bits of "lore" here and there that dont matter in the long run

Cult is growing steady and obviously have some big evil plan or something ready for the upcoming Christmas new recruit girl now a vet randomly runs across chad protag man again (im not calling him a chad btw this is what the comic clearly thinks this guy is) they talk a bit and he almost gets her to quit but OH NO IMPLIED BRAINWASHING *GASP* in a cult who would of seen that coming so he dramatically punches a wall.

rinse repeat this and variations of this for what was it about 200 pages some other characters include other bunny cultists all of whom are female all of them are deranged and WACKY definitely ignore any and all physical abuse because they don't matter at all and also prove the twist at the end is full of shit

im gonna switch to a brief overview of the other characters because Chad Protag literally does nothing except get drugged and have the end twist explained to him because merry's audience is too retarded to follow a story LITTERALLY SPELLED OUT TO THEM AS IT PLAYS OUT

Bunny Recruit the "leaders" favorite do no wrong special child who's been beaten drugged presumably raped (by bitch lesbian bunny leader girl presumably) to make you feel bad for the "too pure for this world" who has all the cults resources left to her when the leader offs himself as the "end twist" so she can hump chad protag and the world will definitely be better because all the evil bad guys who wanted sexy bunny ladies are dead

Bunny Leader Girl just put every JPG church official into a bunny outfit obviously evil good at her job but her job is being horrible to orphans and shit (surpising no one bunny protag is an orphan off ZA STREETS)

The Leader Guy. Full of shit cult leader who heavens gates himself and all the rich guys he collected literally to kill off "corruption" because don't you understand HE WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG so killing himself means hes sorry

 

[Scoots]

Crossposting for exposure

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Eri Sings Persona

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

This woman is impressively out of touch with her own market holy shit.

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Of course it's 'hate' to question if she has any idea what she's doing or who she's competing with in this market she's attempting to enter. You can only be upset about her comments on the evil nazi fox if you question her suitability for this business!

This is the person that runs that company, boo hoo.
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Really it's not even really a 'company', it's more like an alt for her to schizolarp as a coffee shop. She's really the only person involved aside from her coffee source.

Also, "Light Sun" bitch, fucking really? You'd think a hag weeb would have a better functional grasp of moonrunes to come up with a better fucking name than LIGHT SUN.

The kicker though;



"I ain't even mad. Let me tell you about my family yet again, because that's my only personality trait!"

Yes, people that go out of their way to tell you how not mad they are definitely are not mad at all. I'd also like to interject that her recent two month grippy sock vacation was over suicidal ideation and thoughts of harming others, so either mean words on a screen really do get to her, or her family does not make her as happy as she claims. Rich comment coming from someone who just a week ago tipped their hand about the fact that they had to be institutionalized because they clearly had thoughts of committing murder-suicide.

X because lmao

 

[Lurker McSpic]

I'm feeling like this tea guy is going to get himself in hot water. His profile and site is full of obvious AI art.

they already tried. He said he'd replace it when he finds an art niggér that actually finishes the work and doesn't drop clients over bullshit reasons. I will agree that he's sperging a bit too close to the sun and should reel it in a bit. Personally I would keep the art, maybe fuck with the AI a bit more so it doesn't give me the generic anime shit but eh

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Avert your eyes everyone, Blaise "Too Pretty" Bug is cosplaying again!

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you...

 

[shipmate]

Avert your eyes everyone, Blaise "Too Pretty" Bug is cosplaying again!

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you...

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This is the first time in my life I've seen a woman add a fake penis for "cosplaying" purposes.

Spoiler: you forgot this one

 

[Xuhle]

Avert your eyes everyone, Blaise "Too Pretty" Bug is cosplaying again!

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you...

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girl if your going to show off like that shave your damn pit.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Avert your eyes everyone, Blaise "Too Pretty" Bug is cosplaying again!

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you...

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Atleast shave before doing this, what the fuck. Nevermind, I bet it's specifically a fetish thing not to shave for shit like this.

 

[Tamavitch]

>can no longer discuss MariMari_EN in the thread titled

General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition​

WHAT THE FUCK. Off to the Phasecontainment thread I guess!

 

[I Wanna Die]

This is the first time in my life I've seen a woman add a fake penis for "cosplaying" purposes.

Spoiler: you forgot this one

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Are we sure it's fake?

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

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Of course it's 'hate' to question if she has any idea what she's doing or who she's competing with in this market she's attempting to enter. You can only be upset about her comments on the evil nazi fox if you question her suitability for this business!



Really it's not even really a 'company', it's more like an alt for her to schizolarp as a coffee shop. She's really the only person involved aside from her coffee source.

Also, "Light Sun" bitch, fucking really? You'd think a hag weeb would have a better functional grasp of moonrunes to come up with a better fucking name than LIGHT SUN.

The kicker though;



"I ain't even mad. Let me tell you about my family yet again, because that's my only personality trait!"

Yes, people that go out of their way to tell you how not mad they are definitely are not mad at all. I'd also like to interject that her recent two month grippy sock vacation was over suicidal ideation and thoughts of harming others, so either mean words on a screen really do get to her, or her family does not make her as happy as she claims. Rich comment coming from someone who just a week ago tipped their hand about the fact that they had to be institutionalized because they clearly had thoughts of committing murder-suicide.

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X because lmao

For the kids sake, I hope their NAVAL COMMANDER FATHER(?) has a bunker to hide them in.

Avert your eyes everyone, Blaise "Too Pretty" Bug is cosplaying again!

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you...

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Why does it look like she has a dick?

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Spoiler: you forgot this one

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Oh yes, how careless of me...

Why does it look like she has a dick?

Because she's """"""cosplaying"""""" a femboy/trap from the FATE series.

 

[ZerroDefex]

girl if your going to show off like that shave your damn pit.

Even Astolfo didn't have that much hair there.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

girl if your going to show off like that shave your damn pit.

some people want the unshaved pit.

We should incinerate them like the feet people.

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

Spoiler: More sperging on coffeewenching

In the replies off this post, two people are asking the big question; "Why not just buy from your supplier [and label it ourselves]?", to which she doesn't seem to have an answer that actually highlights a benefit at all, and when called a scam, also proceeds to have no defense at all for her case. Just a weak "You don't have to buy! It's your money!", which is a spineless reply for someone trying to launch a business with a goal to profit but about what I would expect from a California Softback.

There's also a post on the vtuber main about 40 minutes after that.



Though the only real cost breakdown we get of expenses is in replies to the Oshicafe post where it costs(?) $600 for 250 bags of coffee. No statement on Acento (the shop she's working with locally to assist in production) fees, or the costs of what packaging and shipping the results will come out to. The statement though seems to be she needs to hit $2k profits to actually make the first actual production run after this 'soft launch' a reality, which a run through the calculator would seem to indicate a necessary profit of $8 per bag on the 250 initial to hit that target. What kind of a markup is she looking at needing here? It comes back around to the question being posed, why should anyone buy this specifically branded coffee at the markup she's going to need to break even when it would very obviously be much cheaper to just undercut her by going to her own stated sources?

I am not a maths man, but this looks like she's most definitely fucked to me.

For the kids sake, I hope their NAVAL COMMANDER FATHER(?) has a bunker to hide them in.

For their kids sake I hope they get their names legally changed in adulthood.

A black kid growing up named Auron, fucking lmao dude

 

[dkn2038]

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[JusticeDog]

Disco Elysium

 

[Tamokii]

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Doesn't Liora stream elsewhere currently?

 

[dkn2038]

Doesn't Liora stream elsewhere currently?

I don't really know

 

[Little Stone]

For their kids sake I hope they get their names legally changed in adulthood.

A black kid growing up named Auron, fucking lmao dude

At least the daughter named Remilia should be fine... right?

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