Comparing endometriosis with illegal immigration works really well now I think about it...
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>be meJust play blue and counter my counter pleb.
>playing a huge EDH game with 5 other people
>after a few weeks of "casual EDH", people have slowly finetuned their decks into turbo cancer shit, causing me to make a counter to their anti-fun faggotry
>retards ramp like crazy to get like 80% of their lands and mana-generating artifacts out
>eventually I manage to sneak out Jhoira and then immediately suspend 6 Eldrazi with annihilator
>"who cares, we're just going to counter the Eldrazi when they get summoned into play"
>1 turn before the suspends end, cast Obliterate to destroy all artifacts, creatures and lands
>"Fuck that, I'm going to cou-"
>Obliterate can't be countered
>they find out after several more games that I have like 7+ cards that basically do the same thing like Jokulhaups and Decree of Annihilation
>after a week of that Hell, they ask me if I have another deck to play
>my backup Red/White deck involves rushing out Winter Orb and Rule of Law
>that deck also has Obliterate and Rule of Law survives because it's an enchantment

Dizzler seething at the top of the hour