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[Superduper Samurai]

Turns out the graduation queue wasn't at NijiEN

If there were any remaining Niji fans besides the ones that get soaking wet whenever a britoid whispers sweet nothings they'd be pretty smug right now

Atleast Holo never had an alleged secret internet rapist though



Or did it?????

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

who could have guessed that the real Gura killer, would be Gura herself

(everyone, really)

 

[I Wanna Die]

Gura saw the one Kiara fan who committed suicide and thought she could do better.

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Official acknowledgement by Gura on Xitter. Chumbuds are crying in the replies.

https://archive.is/R472H

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

This looks like a job for @God's Strongest Mozumite

Well, I mean... if you insist....
Please Tomoe I'll wash the dishses and everything just give me a chance

Welp, its over

I'm all in.

EDIT: I think Mozu just found out

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Chumbuds are crying in the replies.

And that's a good thing! They should follow suit.

 

[Cubanodun]

cant wait for the "difference in company direction" striking again

 

[VSoyBoy]

If there were any remaining Niji fans besides the ones that get soaking wet whenever a britoid whispers sweet nothings they'd be pretty smug right now

 

[TheHindrance]

Official acknowledgement by Gura on Xitter. Chumbuds are crying in the replies.

Gura could do the funniest shit and announce both her graduation and pregnancy to end the chumbuds for good

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Official acknowledgement by Gura on Xitter. Chumbuds are crying in the replies.

https://archive.is/R472H

If /vt/ was up now it would still be unusable from 1 shork

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Gura could do the funniest shit and announce both her graduation and pregnancy to end the chumbuds for good

We all know who the father is.

He strikes when you least expect it...

 

[123whatever]

Welp, its over

Isn't it a funny coincidence that in the very next day after 4chan went down, Gura announces her graduation? Or maybe... it's not a coincidence at all...

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Holy shit this is gonna be so fucking funny!!!!!!

 

[NotDecatto]

It was very considerate of Gawr Gura to make her announcement only after Phase Academy concluded.

Fishman did you score Senzawa for the next invader?

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Fishman did you score Senzawa for the next invader?

He couldnt score with slugtits. Why do you think he has a chance?

 

[ZeRick]

Not surprised, gura hasn't been part of any merch for a while, her icon was missing from the upcoming ENReco.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Fishman did you score Senzawa for the next invader?

Wasn't one of the things in the new invader trailer a fishbowl? And Gura's #1 Fan Senzawa recently tweeted out a fish... It all lines up!

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Ok explain this to me
Mumei streams infrequently
Gura streams fucking never
Mumei leaves first
Gura leaves later
Gura and Mumei sound the same
Is this the same hoe doubledipping merch?

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Ok explain this to me
Mumei streams infrequently
Gura streams fucking never
Mumei leaves first
Gura leaves later
Gura and Mumei sound the same
Is this the same hoe doubledipping merch?

Easy, twins

 

[VSoyBoy]

Gura was a CIA construct invented to lend strength to the 4chan honeypot effect.
Now that mission "Hacker known as 4chan" has concluded, special agent senzawa's services as a pedo attraction tool are no longer necessary and she has been instructed to stand down and await her next deployment.