Here's my foolproof method to talk to a woman online.
1) Mention having a practical skill of some sort. This will instantaneously put you in the top 0.1% of desirable men to talk to and guarantee unfathomable levels of rage and vitriol from the 99.99%.
2) Post cute bird pictures somewhere they can see.
That's it. That's all you need. Both of these steps are so incomprehensible and mind-mangling to process for the average vtuber watcher they will spend literal months of their time seething about your incredibly elaborate and manipulative psyops that defy all previous definitions of manipulation and gaslighting rather than consider you might be onto something. In fact, I guarantee this very post will be added to at least one wall of crazy maintained by a /vt/ anon who blames me for his kamioshi not accepting his marriage proposals no matter how large of a cum jar he hides the wedding ring in.