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fishman's talent to pick sad girls is inversely proportional to his rizz, I believe in him, the new talents will be good
He'll get Kattarina. He'll then get youtube to remonetize her, and she'll in turn get him in touch with an experienced vtuber CEO who knows how to bravely maximise profits from vtubing properties.
 

Aka Split

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Fansly eta 10 minutes

Edit (i dont know why it keep failing to embed to me)

Everyone here right now,
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I can't believe we did this to her, guys, how could we...?
 

dkn2038

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He'll get Kattarina. He'll then get youtube to remonetize her, and she'll in turn get him in touch with an experienced vtuber CEO who knows how to bravely maximise profits from vtubing properties.
katarina would be a top 10/10 pick, but if I were him, I would ask the CEO of racism (Jerry) about picking her
 

Egg the Boiled

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He did say this. The notion that Phase requires invaders to turn over their IP came entirely from the Yuri incident and it's far more likely that she just had to put it on the table to compensate for a weaker bargaining position.
Thank you. At this point them needing to give away their IPs is peddled so much that I started thinking I was the one who was wrong.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I'm pretty sure that Phase Invaders season 3 will be unknown streamers who have never been in a corpo before such as

Juan Unagi
Rin Penrose
Fuyo Cloverfield
Kattarina Qutie
The Mexican one

Sadly there was rumors of a 6th but she is Pippa's friend and didn't keep her famous ip to begin with so Mossad had to take her out

Allegedly. I have never heard of these people and I've never made this joke before

Edit: I'm keeping the typo, PHASE STARS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Lurker McSpic

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katarina would be a top 10/10 pick, but if I were him, I would ask the CEO of racism (Jerry) about picking her
At this point I don't think anyone that touched idol would be a decent pick. Being around that much jewish particles changes people for the worse :ironmousekek:
I'm just hoping for a good hag. If my nigga fishman would find someone like clara but not terminally libtard it would be nice. I don't ask much from the universe just give me a good hag :fishmandispair:
 

dkn2038

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I'm pretty sure that Phase Invaders season 3 will be unknown streamers who have never been in a corpo before such as

Juan Unagi
Rin Penrose
Fuyo Cloverfield
Kattarina Qutie
The Mexican one

Sadly there was rumors of a 6th but she is Pippa's friend and didn't keep her famous ip to begin with so Mossad had to take her out

Allegedly. I have never heard of these people and I've never made this joke before
a tropical mexican would be nice

I'd also love if he got pippa pebblesworth and abi kadabura someday... :pomuStare:
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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a tropical mexican would be nice

I'd also love if he got pippa pebblesworth and abi kadabura someday... :pomuStare:
The Universe took Abi out and Beatani'd that bitch, she ain't ever coming back. Vtubing couldn't handle her
 

NeneLOVE

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I'm pretty sure that Phase Invaders season 3 will be unknown streamers who have never been in a corpo before such as

Juan Unagi
Rin Penrose
Fuyo Cloverfield
Kattarina Qutie
The Mexican one

Sadly there was rumors of a 6th but she is Pippa's friend and didn't keep her famous ip to begin with so Mossad had to take her out

Allegedly. I have never heard of these people and I've never made this joke before

Edit: I'm keeping the typo, PHASE STARS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Phase Reich 3 will be made up of:
Pipclone (painfully white, loud and controversial) mesugaki
Racist Seamonkey mutt
(((Canadian))) Korean Menhera
Obligatory loli with revealing clothing
Big titty whore
 

Salado

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Aka Split

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Why list the same one twice?
I remember it like yesterday when Idol was gonna win because they hired a gaggle of Mexicans. Juan bros what happened?!?!
 

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I remember it like yesterday when Idol was gonna win because they hired a gaggle of Mexicans. Juan bros what happened?!?!
"Bro ES is a gigantic untapped market, whoever does it properly instead of WACTOR will pull in so many viewers!"
*el grillos*
 

NeneLOVE

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I remember it like yesterday when Idol was gonna win because they hired a gaggle of Mexicans. Juan bros what happened?!?!
They were gonna revolutionize the industry by becoming pioneers in an untapped market which was definitely profitable even though everyone who hailed from said market told them it was a complete waste of time and money.
 

dkn2038

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"Bro ES is a gigantic untapped market, whoever does it properly instead of WACTOR will pull in so many viewers!"
*el grillos*
it is but our audience is used to pointless drama and reality shows, we need people with the ability to ignore it and being impossible to cancel like pippa is

and revenue might not come for years, people is open to waste money on really pointless shit here, so streamers and influencers can thrive, but vtubers are different from the kind of idiots becoming famous here
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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"Bro ES is a gigantic untapped market, whoever does it properly instead of WACTOR will pull in so many viewers!"
*el grillos*
it is but our audience is used to pointless drama and reality shows, we need people with the ability to ignore it and being impossible to cancel like pippa is
Damn if only Idol wasn't so drama free

:faunacry:
 

Kazuma

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Phantasm

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Did my oshi leave Hololive so she can be racist on main?
 
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dkn2038

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I'm pretty sure that Phase Invaders season 3 will be unknown streamers who have never been in a corpo before such as

Juan Unagi
Rin Penrose
Fuyo Cloverfield
Kattarina Qutie
The Mexican one

Sadly there was rumors of a 6th but she is Pippa's friend and didn't keep her famous ip to begin with so Mossad had to take her out

Allegedly. I have never heard of these people and I've never made this joke before

Edit: I'm keeping the typo, PHASE STARS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

nevermind, I got this quote from kattarina

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sakana isn't a dad even for his own dog and left it with clara... if that isn't a sign...
 

Lurker McSpic

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"Bro ES is a gigantic untapped market, whoever does it properly instead of WACTOR will pull in so many viewers!"
*el grillos*
They didn't do it properly at all. Head jew thought that just gathering bitches that speak spanish would get him money. Dumbfuck poaches a spaniard as the main draw of the gen then fill the ranks with random ass latin americans that still try to cater to EN. I think I said it before but if the whore corpo got a pack of latin american whores as a ES branch they'd make bank because that's how you penetrate the ES market. The other way that maybe could get off the ground is to somehow poach old anime voice actresses but at this point many are in their 60's. The newer ones just stream on twitch from what I've seen.
 
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