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[dumdum did nothing wrong]

You forget these are women you're talking about.

Yeah but you forget these are Phase women. Also Shiina just bought underwear on stream

 

[Krompus]

fly high, you magnificent gay rat

 

[El Rrata]

1-2 hours
Whe should actually ask ourselves :how many times "IDOL CULTURE BAD" will be brought up?

Bonus points if Aloe gets a whole segment that lasts longer the amount of time she actually streamed under the monkier.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Wait did this chick undebut herself again



Good times

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Bonus points if Aloe gets a whole segment that lasts longer the amount of time she actually streamed under the monkier.

>Debuts
>Sings
>Fucking dies
>Fast forward four years

Dude who didn't know what Hololive was before 2023: "I miss Mana so much"

 

[Sankisei]

Bonus points if Aloe gets a whole segment that lasts longer the amount of time she actually streamed under the monkier.

My final Gamble: The Miguel Incident gets talked about

 

[NeneLOVE]

Predictions on how many hours will be devoted to glazing Coco?

History of Holo:
>Hololive began at some point in the prehistoric era circa 20 odd-something, historians are still unsure when and those were unimportant times anyway
>True Holo history (and vtuber history in the same vein), as all true-and-honest fans know, began in the year of our lord 2020
>The starting date of the EOP vtuber fan calendar begins with the creation of fat vtuber jesus, Kiryu Coco
>Coco invented vtubing in the west, as is well known by historians and fans alike
>It is well known that she arrived at Cover offices by skydiving from a bald eagle loaded with fireworks on the fourth of july, she then drop-kicked an exec, made yagoo her bitch, and took over the company to spread the magic of vtubing to all of the neckbeards of the world, free at last from the greedy clutches of the evil idol empire
>The power of vtubing was now open to the masses which were blessed by many epic le funny memes like "Eekum bokum", "Punch a pineapple" and "I'm Horny!"
>A few more important dates are the japanese unicorn rebellion which resulted in the crucifixion of saint Mano Aloe, who died for our sins
>and the culmination of all of Coco-sama's efforts: HoloMyth, composed of Gawr Gura, Mori Calliope and the other ones
>Gura became the best vtuber after Coco, and we know she's the best because she has the biggest number
>And Wigger Mori became the best singer, because I can't fucking understand the other ones, she's also really funny and very cool
>Vshojo (the best vtuber corpo of today) was created by GOD EMPEROR IRONLUNG and her paladins, to secure vtubing forever from the dark forces of nipland
>But sadly, tragedy struck... the evil japaneses rebelled against Coco the saint and sold her out to xi jing ping...
>BUT COCO RESISTED AND DESTROYED CHINA WITH HER EPIC MEMES!
>In the end, in all of her wisdom, Coco abandoned the human race, to go back to heaven because we were not worthy of her funny memes...
>...
>BUT AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS SHE CAME BACK AND NOW SHE'S IN VSHOJO OMG THE WORLD IS FUCKING SAVED

 

[BlueSharkTV]

My final Gamble: The Miguel Incident gets talked about

and they will go full retard and say they fired her for being married.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Koe's approximate knowledge of Hololive is probably going to do more harm than good, assuming Jesse is genuinely interested in learning more.

 

[dumdum did nothing wrong]

Eva having a proper crash out over trying to get a 5 series nvidia card.

 

[RiverBear]

Coco is a true artist, more cared about her after she died than when she was alive. 200 years from now she will be regarded as the only Vtuber while the article highlights Kson ass from her Nier cosplay

Something something ReGloss has officially been in Hololive longer than Coco

 

[Shuba]

Ui-mama cooked way too hard.


There needs to be more art of older women in chinese dresses.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Predictions on how many hours will be devoted to glazing Coco?

Can't these tourists just FUCK OFF

 

[Horo7618]

Something something ReGloss has officially been in Hololive longer than Coco

Nope. Time spent doing Idol Culture™ doesn't count.

 

[DanishCookies]

>Eimi and Clara joins Cobblemon

 

[Salado]

>Eimi and Clara joins Cobblemon

Eimi just left

 

[tarkanoltr]

Pippa doesn't like the girls collabing with Ruze:


Just kidding:

 

[dumdum did nothing wrong]

Lisa's new membership tiers. like gawd damn woman don't you know egg prices have skyrocketed.

 

[DanishCookies]

Eimi just left

 

[tarkanoltr]

Gigi ran her frogger clone from her debut stream whilst she was taking a break before the 5 stack LoL collab, and finally chat was coordinated/lucky enough to clear it

Reminds me of Twitch plays Pokemon.