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[Lurker McSpic]

these indonesian bitches better cool with the lesbianism or they will get stoned to death. All it takes is enough fuckers pestering the local authorities to ruin you for being fucking gay in a muslim shithole.

these niggas must be cousins or something. The way my nigga fishman roasts her is very different than other girls.

 

[Tamokii]

...didn't know those two were friends. Cool.

Pretty sure Shiki did some VA work with her or they were part of Hikaru Station with Bao

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

[archive]

 

[Hff201]

A fun little story Ollie shared on her members stream the other day (a bit nsfw):

A few years ago, Ollie went a vacation with Risu. They rented a villa somewhere and were playing Boardgames on the Kingsize Bed in the Master bedroom. As Ollie is she jokes "Haha, 2 girls in alone on a big bed, haha". The usual pervy joke, with Ollie we all know the drill. But to Ollies surprise Risu replied: "You wanna?" *wink wink* Ollie was stunlocked. "No, really Ollie, I'd fuck you". But Ollie stayed silent for a whole minute, changed the topic and quickly ran away to the kitchen. Risu then continued to behave like normal and they never spoke of this again.

Chat was doubtful, maybe Risu too was just playing into the joke Ollie set up. But she insists that this was different: "The tension was skyhigh. You would think this was a joke but the mood, the heavy air, that look in her eyes. It was real. I can never forget that lustful look in her eyes".

In the end, Ollie admits that she just cant do it with a coworker. She just doesn't have the balls and is worried about unforeseen consequences.

Btw, there are two other Hololive coworkers who have said they would sleep with Ollie. Ollie was talking to them going on about how "I wish I could get laid, I wish I could do this and that..", only for them to hit her with "I would sleep with you Ollie". But again, Ollie did not escalate things further. She doesn't want to say who those other 2 girls are but she gave hints:

• Its not Kiara and not Iofi
• Just one of them is ID

Ollie is surprised that, overall, she gets hit on more by girls than guys.

I wonder if Risu's actually okay with her talking about that publicly? It's one thing when vtubers overshare things about themselves for content but it feels a bit off when it involves someone else - this story's like a kiss-and-tell, except without the actual kiss part.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

I want to see fishman face when he has to announce she died of poisoning but at this rate she will become immune to everything and become a ascended champion of Nurgle

Fun fact time: most of the people who have died from eating death caps in the past 50ish years are Asians, because most of their mushrooms play nicer than the ones that are European native. They never had to learn to stop eating shit off the ground. The retards see a white mushroom, think to themselves "ooh, straw mushroom!" and fucking keel over in a day. Even the ones that live all need liver transplants that could have gone to hard-working alcoholics instead.


Not that it makes Remi any safer, because death caps are invasive and have infested pretty much everywhere that white people migrate to at this point. DON'T EAT SHIT OFF THE GROUND, ASIANS. STOP IT. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

 

[Helkar]

fucking retard woman, there's "oh I'm gross and I didn't know there was mold in my bottle" and then there's "I eat random mushrooms I found in the woods"

I believe people have suggested before that she plays up her girlfailure-ness for content, and i fucking hope that's true, because eating random raw mushrooms i'd frankly consider a suicide attempt.

 

[Calamity]

I believe people have suggested before that she plays up her girlfailure-ness for content, and i fucking hope that's true, because eating random raw mushrooms i'd frankly consider a suicide attempt.

She went with a family member to pick herbs so hopefully it's not random. They have to know who they brought with them.

 

[agility_]

It takes a couple of days for death caps to do their deed, we'll see if Remi gets out of this one alive.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Do we get a Wemi death pool thread, or do we give it a few days? Maybe the PC L collection thread can do double duty?

 

[lakyus]

I believe people have suggested before that she plays up her girlfailure-ness for content, and i fucking hope that's true, because eating random raw mushrooms i'd frankly consider a suicide attempt.

I do it all the time though, but a mushroom atlas and experience are a must.
EDIT: granted, I don't eat them raw but in most cases frying or cooking them wouldn't really affect the toxicity

 

[Sky Shouter]

Do we get a Wemi death pool thread, or do we give it a few days? Maybe the PC L collection thread can do double duty?

If Chris-Chan taught me anything, it's that tards are made of Teflon.

I think Remi is going to be fine, and everyone else in her group is going to keel over dead as doornails.

Another one for the Microcorpo Deadpool boys:

 

[bothyourhouses]

Another person that seems to be like that is Numi or Nimu or whatever the fuck their name is and to some extent Bao.

Numi is very upfront about having no rizz, zero bitches, and running away whenever someone hot tries to talk to her. She's pretty different from the aggressively flirty types IMO.

 

[Svarog]

Trixie playing YuGiOh


Tomoe Carmine returned after a break


Isa yapping

 

[Clown Penis]

I believe people have suggested before that she plays up her girlfailure-ness for content, and i fucking hope that's true, because eating random raw mushrooms i'd frankly consider a suicide attempt.

She's very dedicated to playing up her girlfailure reputation then. All the burned food (including the airfryer fire that destroyed the airfryer), the mold, the story about her fighting a monkey as a child..I'm probably forgetting all the other weird shit, diseases, and injuries she's had over the years.

I hope most of that is merely purposeful and done in a controlled manner. But at this point man..

 

[Willemshaven]

Fubuki, Korone, and Miko reacting to Pekora and Nene's fight in WWE2K22.


Hajime pulls a prank on Su during hololive's New Year event.


Korone and Miko find out that Lui is a masochist.


Marine thinks that Sora is a masochist, but Sora explains that she's a sadist.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Another one for the Microcorpo Deadpool boys:

A crusader girl ranting about jews and muslims would be kino, desu.

A cathar girl bitching about the pope, who constantly gets raided by the crusader girl.

A nun obsessed with composing music, drawing vaginas and writing long essays about female sexuality (Literally canon: Hildegard von Bingen is canonized by the church and did exactly that).

An aloof Greek girl pretending to be better than all the others and who occasionally sets pictures on fire on stream and is strangely obsessed with horse racing.

A viking girl who has to be forced not to go into battle/start her stream bare chested (and who keeps trying to get around this restriction).

That should be it for 1st gen. Second gen can get a blind Italian girl who really wants to set the Greek girl in 1st gen on fire, a Magyar whose model always rides a horse and who is prone to committing sexual harrassment, a German who is like Greek girl but wants to set the Italian on fire, and a French and English girl who are in an abusive relationship with each other.

God, I want more themed corps/gens.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Ah, yes, just what we need, MORE grifters hitching the wagons on this. Wonder if all their talents will be camgirls with titdoxes too?

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[The Proctor]

A nun obsessed with composing music, drawing vaginas and writing long essays about female sexuality (Literally canon: Hildegard von Bingen is canonized by the church and did exactly that).

A vtuber who talked about female psychology and biology from a non-lewd, clinical perspective would carve out a niche very easily. That's why I liked early girl_dm stuff, she was very open and honest about everything in a conversational way that let her discuss these things relatably and informatively. Same reason I enjoy Kirsche talking about her relationships and what did and didn't work (aka 1% of things compared to 99%...).

 

[Clown Penis]

@Nigel Nigerman kinda surprised you never used Jagadeep Trehan here.

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Fubuki, Korone, and Miko reacting to Pekora and Nene's fight in WWE2K22.


Hajime pulls a prank on Su during hololive's New Year event.


Korone and Miko find out that Lui is a masochist.


Marine thinks that Sora is a masochist, but Sora explains that she's a sadist.

Need to include this one; I didn't know Botan could do this.