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General Thread v3: The Hexagone

Murrayしないで

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Bros, I'm sorry to say it but I think not even a good dinner followed by a good dicking can fix her...
I'm with Soyboy, every business move she does enforces the idea that she loves self-sabotaging while screaming "woe is me", any day now she'll catch a stray and never recover because everything about NOA screamed bullshit.

Okay, there's one possible explanation to all of this that doesn't involve Sayu being a drooling idiot, and that's that NOA broke the bank and is throwing a lot of money at her. What gives me hope for this possibility is that i recall her talking, on the stream she did after she came back from Shanghai (and seemingly announced she wouldn't work with NOA), about how she had been in talks with other corpos but that they couldn't make her a deal or something to that extent, which makes me think she knows her brand has a certain value attached to it and wouldn't be willing to take a normal vtuber contract, with normal vtuber contract stipulations and cuts - which kind of puts the agencies in a bind because if the previous talents finds out this newcomer just came in with a much better contract, there will probably be resentment and friction. But maybe NOA was willing to cut such a great deal that Sayu, who in this scenario is not an idiot and just as aware of the obvious issues with NOA as us outsiders if not more, figures she can take the money and overlook the issues for a year or two, then bounce in the likely scenario that the company hasn't straightened up by then. Unfortunately, this would mean that Proctor's multiple sources saying that Sayu is somehow a NOA true belieber are all wrong, which seems unlikely. Still, if you need a straw to grasp as your copium mask is firmly in place, there's one.

Another alternative is that our lying eyes are wrong and every problem NOA had really could be attributed back to Quinn, but I don't buy it.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Okay, there's one possible explanation to all of this that doesn't involve Sayu being a drooling idiot, and that's that NOA broke the bank and is throwing a lot of money at her. What gives me hope for this possibility is that i recall her talking, on the stream she did after she came back from Shanghai (and seemingly announced she wouldn't work with NOA), about how she had been in talks with other corpos but that they couldn't make her a deal or something to that extent, which makes me think she knows her brand has a certain value attached to it and wouldn't be willing to take a normal vtuber contract, with normal vtuber contract stipulations and cuts - which kind of puts the agencies in a bind because if the previous talents finds out this newcomer just came in with a much better contract, there will probably be resentment and friction. But maybe NOA was willing to cut such a great deal that Sayu, who in this scenario is not an idiot and just as aware of the obvious issues with NOA as us outsiders if not more, figures she can take the money and overlook the issues for a year or two, then bounce in the likely scenario that the company hasn't straightened up by then. Unfortunately, this would mean that Proctor's multiple sources saying that Sayu is somehow a NOA true belieber are all wrong, which seems unlikely. Still, if you need a straw to grasp as your copium mask is firmly in place, there's one.

Another alternative is that our lying eyes are wrong and every problem NOA had really could be attributed back to Quinn, but I don't buy it.
Eh that's alot of words to say "yes Sayu is really that stupid and easy to manipulate." if we really want to go the Sayu isin't in the wrong route why go to such lengths when it's pretty easy to sum up.

They came to her sold her big promises (lied) told her she was the most gorgeous creature online (still lying) and that they are definitely not shady at all now please use your pseudo fame and legitimacy to legitimize us to a bunch of talents who don't know any better

I buy that more then anything Sunny said or that they somehow actually manifested enough cash to appear legit.
 

Limkin

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Joined:  Mar 1, 2023
about how she had been in talks with other corpos but that they couldn't make her a deal or something to that extent, which makes me think she knows her brand has a certain value attached to it and wouldn't be willing to take a normal vtuber contract, with normal vtuber contract stipulations and cuts
We all know she didn't get hired by Fishman because she is ugly. No need to avert your eyes from the truth, when he was probably averting his eyes when having a call with her to negotiate
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Okay, there's one possible explanation to all of this that doesn't involve Sayu being a drooling idiot, and that's that NOA broke the bank and is throwing a lot of money at her. What gives me hope for this possibility is that i recall her talking, on the stream she did after she came back from Shanghai (and seemingly announced she wouldn't work with NOA), about how she had been in talks with other corpos but that they couldn't make her a deal or something to that extent, which makes me think she knows her brand has a certain value attached to it and wouldn't be willing to take a normal vtuber contract, with normal vtuber contract stipulations and cuts - which kind of puts the agencies in a bind because if the previous talents finds out this newcomer just came in with a much better contract, there will probably be resentment and friction. But maybe NOA was willing to cut such a great deal that Sayu, who in this scenario is not an idiot and just as aware of the obvious issues with NOA as us outsiders if not more, figures she can take the money and overlook the issues for a year or two, then bounce in the likely scenario that the company hasn't straightened up by then. Unfortunately, this would mean that Proctor's multiple sources saying that Sayu is somehow a NOA true belieber are all wrong, which seems unlikely. Still, if you need a straw to grasp as your copium mask is firmly in place, there's one.

Another alternative is that our lying eyes are wrong and every problem NOA had really could be attributed back to Quinn, but I don't buy it.
Occam's Razor: Sayu is a notable retard. This action seems retarded. Sayu did this because she's a retard.
 

Euthyphro

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Joined:  Dec 22, 2023
Pink Aussie women live on VSMP :hope::
 

God's Strongest Wardog

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Forget about NOA and how niggardly they are towards their talents, and enjoy twenty minutes of lesbian spousal abuse between Muyu and Eimi instead.

I love these two retards flips. :pomuLove:
 

tarkanoltr

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New Gen? Or new costumes?

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kushami tasukaru

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774inc's Suzumi Nemo endurance singng, very close to 100k subs.


Tamanoi Nana Super Mario Bros challenge at midnight JST.

Blink and you'll miss it.

The new VSpo member Choya Hanabi is trying Apex this time and not SF6.
 

Zinnaha

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I saw that tweet. The OP hid Pippa and Flipsie's replies.
Code:
https://x.com/MapleflowerVT/status/1853517798191886689/hidden
Good, fuck flipsie.
Bros, I'm sorry to say it but I think not even a good dinner followed by a good dicking can fix her...
I'm with Soyboy, every business move she does enforces the idea that she loves self-sabotaging while screaming "woe is me", any day now she'll catch a stray and never recover because everything about NOA screamed bullshit.
It may not fix Sayu but it'll fix me to do it.


New Gen? Or new costumes?

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I assume new costumes, their gen was already made up of run off auditions so if it is a new gen then that means they're still definitely looking at the prior HoloX auditions even today, though I do recall hearing rumblings about an EN version of Dev_is.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Stunned But Dumb

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PROCTOR!!!! LET ME CALL SAYU STUPID DAMMIT!!!!!! You won't stop me!!!!!
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Site comes back online just in time for me to shill Mozu :vespernice:
 

WaWa

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Tetel with a surprise drawing and chatting stream!

 

El Rrata

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Wawa showing off her 3D Mirage outfit in 40 minutes.
:MozumiPichi:
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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Okay, there's one possible explanation to all of this that doesn't involve Sayu being a drooling idiot, and that's that NOA broke the bank and is throwing a lot of money at her. What gives me hope for this possibility is that i recall her talking, on the stream she did after she came back from Shanghai (and seemingly announced she wouldn't work with NOA), about how she had been in talks with other corpos but that they couldn't make her a deal or something to that extent, which makes me think she knows her brand has a certain value attached to it and wouldn't be willing to take a normal vtuber contract, with normal vtuber contract stipulations and cuts - which kind of puts the agencies in a bind because if the previous talents finds out this newcomer just came in with a much better contract, there will probably be resentment and friction. But maybe NOA was willing to cut such a great deal that Sayu, who in this scenario is not an idiot and just as aware of the obvious issues with NOA as us outsiders if not more, figures she can take the money and overlook the issues for a year or two, then bounce in the likely scenario that the company hasn't straightened up by then. Unfortunately, this would mean that Proctor's multiple sources saying that Sayu is somehow a NOA true belieber are all wrong, which seems unlikely. Still, if you need a straw to grasp as your copium mask is firmly in place, there's one.

Another alternative is that our lying eyes are wrong and every problem NOA had really could be attributed back to Quinn, but I don't buy it.


I still think this is an incredibly retarded move but she might've schmekeldorfed them into keeping her IP, because without her NOA really doesn't have any noombers going, cause their tweets get like 7 likes on average.
 

JusticeDog

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Joined:  Jul 3, 2024
Refreshingly non-vague info by Proctor. This bitch is fucking mentally retarded.
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I said this shit in May of this year and she's done her very best to prove me right.
I hope she sold NOA her IP, its the only way she's ever going to learn. :chibiBrainDamage:
 

frz

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Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
So was it NOA or Sayu who DDOS-ed the server.
:anyannoyed:
 

DanchousLoyalHamu

Gyudon is tasty
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Apparently Kuro is Bipolar. That explains a lot now doesn’t it.

(I’d put an archive here but archive.is has a long queue right now and ghostarchive isn’t archiving properly for whatever reason)
 

El Rrata

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Apparently Kuro is Bipolar. That explains a lot now doesn’t it.

(I’d put an archive here but archive.is has a long queue right now and ghostarchive isn’t archiving properly for whatever reason)

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