"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily
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So how is Lia at finishing games? She's playing FF9 and that's one of my faves. I'm curious how she does but I'll be disappointed if she just decides to drop it one day.
So the upcoming V-Muse concert has popped up on my social media and my dinky ass thought it was gonna be a small event with a few VTubers but dayum…
[snip huge shit]
I had to lean in real close and employ tactical squints to make sure those four guys from whatever the fuck "Dexter" is weren't just 4 of the same model with different hair colours and clothes, jesus christ you motherfuckers ever hear of character silhouettes?
Normally I abhor reading anything you post but got to agree here. I've not ever heard the fag sing but I doubt he's anything but a fucking crowd cooldown period between two major acts. I don't watch or particularly care about ironmouse but I won't deny the woman can sing, and Mint is one of the few vtubers I won't click off of when she starts singing as well. If Kuro really does go out between them, whoever arranged this lineup wants to crush Kuro's balls and not in a "Oh yeah baby" kind of way but a "OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE ILL PAY MY TAXES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" kind of way.
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