"When I was a very young girl, I used to visit my grandma a lot. I was hoping she'd show me magical girl stuff, she said she'd show me something kid-friendly, it turned out to be Cutie Honey. In Cutie Honey, she would get undressed and tied up all the time, and that's how my sexual fetishes were awoken. Do you know Hutch the Honeybee? I thought it was cute how people fell into despair. Cutie Honey and Hutch planted the seeds, and my sexual fetishes began to distort, and then I became friends with a hardcore fujoshi. The things she recommended me turned me into a bigger freak than before. When I was a young kid, I couldn't understand dirty jokes, so my grandma would explain them to me, step by step. 'You know, the boys have this... but the girls have that' lol."Sakamata Chloe

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Helkar

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Oh shit look who it is in the Suck Off Froot thread :SelenHAHAhere:


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Every time i randomly spot this guy either in some replies or scrolling by on FYP, he consistently gives off a "you'll see a google doc about me eventually" energy.
 

Kazuma

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You fellers looking forward to Neuro and Vedal's pirate stream?

Context:
Chat reminded Vedal about it during his latest dev stream, so he's doing a pirate stream.
 
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VSoyBoy

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I hate to break it to you, but you can still react to the posts at the moment.
Because Johnny moved it out of the Archives again. It was dead when I wrote my comment.
 

The Peanut Gallery

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Only 162 pages and counting till we catch up with the Pippathread.
I wonder why...
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Kazuma

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Don't forget that she still got a boyfriend, so Cuckanon paid for the engagement.
C'est la vie :NinaWave:

Facts? Damn, being a cuck is rough buddy. Imagine not marrying your indie vtuber oshi lmao what a beta.
 

TKN_Lurker

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It's good to be back bros. :BijouBijou:

To celebrate, here's an example of why Cecilia can't be allowed to drive.

 

Awoogers

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Pon Terminator Nendoroid went up for pre-order!

 

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To another year of shitposting, anyone got any bets or predictions on anything that might transpire in the next year?
Purrson will continue to refuse to eat canned chicken.
 

Purrson

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Purrson will continue to refuse to eat canned chicken.
If you can find me a whole chicken in a can, I will eat it, I ate the fucking maxipad on stream last week, you think a chicken is to much?
 

Nigel Nigerman

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If you can find me a whole chicken in a can, I will eat it, I ate the fucking maxipad on stream last week, you think a chicken is to much?
Please choke on this instead.
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