January 1st, Fauna's NYE stream pops off and she pulls in enough new subs to pass the 1m mark from people showing up to see her off into the new year. Now there's only the graduation stream. January 3rd comes... and goes. The stream never starts. The timer says "waiting for Ceres Fauna" for four days, and then the stream is silently deleted without explanation. Everyone is concerned and panicked, what happened to Fauna? Why did the stream never start? Twitter is mostly silent, except for one masterfully crafted tweet by Calli. "Life, uh... finds a way."
Two days later, Fauna schedules a new Skyrim stream. January 9th, 6 days after she was supposed to already be gone. It's definitely Fauna, same voice, same sense of humour. She acts like nothing is wrong and everything is perfectly normal, until about an hour into the stream, after about $3000 in superchats asking "WHATS GOING ON!?"
"Oh yeah, I'm ungraduating," she says. "My 1m wish was for my stupid old manager to get fired. Now that she's gone, I win. No more disagreement!"
No I will not stop huffing the copium, you can't make me.