General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[RestlessRain]

Its honestly funny to see some of the winners in 2023 awards aged badly

Nijisanji being in the "best vtuber org" category.

 

[Abomination]

I never care about any of these award show/popularity contests/circle jerks. Never needed an award show to affirm what my favorites of any year were. Though I do vote in the TVA and Lolcow of the Year ones

That being said, it would be nice to see Peo win Rising Star. She's not a pessimistic asshole like I am and hasn't become jaded to so much shit, so I know she'd be very happy to win it. Best of luck to her, and I hope she gets it because she definitely deserves it.

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[God's Strongest Mozumite]

I never care about any of these award show/popularity contests/circle jerks. Never needed an award show to affirm what my favorites of any year were. Though I do vote in the TVA and Lolcow of the Year ones

That being said, it would be nice to see Peo win Rising Star. She's not a pessimistic asshole like I am and hasn't become jaded to so much shit, so I know she'd be very happy to win it. Best of luck to her, and I hope she gets it because she definitely deserves it.

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I've never voted in or given a fuck about this stupid award show, it's just pointless bullshit that doesn't mean anything. But if Peo cares, I care.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Security]

If she wins and posts her asshole, I'll have the hexcode of two vtubers' assholes, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice-

EDIT: this post is so powerful it made @jebby react with something other than a like
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Another brother in the club, I see.

Why did he call her a Female Proctor?

*skip to random moment in stream*

Ah, I see.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK?!

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[WaWa]

Tetel drew Sana on her stream earlier today.

 

[I Wanna Die]

I've never voted in or given a fuck about this stupid award show, it's just pointless bullshit that doesn't mean anything. But if Peo cares, I care.
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EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK
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Nene at least makes sense since that's her primary content. I think Fauna only did 2 or 3 ASMR's this year, it's a shame cause I much prefer her more tame stuff over the more yabai stuff a lot of the others seem to do.

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Rare Dizzy guerilla to save us from Phase dead hours

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Nene at least makes sense since that's her primary content. I think Fauna only did 2 or 3 ASMR's this year, it's a shame cause I much prefer her more tame stuff over the more yabai stuff a lot of the others seem to do.

That was easily the worst category. You have whore, Fauna (who is easily the best there but has hardly done any ASMR this year), pedobait whore, SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN, and back to whore again. I left the category blank. I'd rather have seen any of the VAllure girls there than the twitch sluts that made it in.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

I just voted for every Holo and Dokibird even if i didnt watch them
and Peo

 

[El Rrata]

More Kino Noir today

 

[NeneHATE]

I voted for ironlung best vtuber and nothing else. Fuck award shows.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

More Kino Noir today

my mind accidentally added an extra "gas" there for a second

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

"Not a concert event."
Holofans: "Fuck you. Here's Breaking Dimensions."

I hope holo no-shows this event again lmao.

Just watch Holo not win this category because their vote is split across multiple events like the HoloGTA, Enreco, the spelling bee, and all those sololives.

Alias snubbed

 

[Willemshaven]

Raora's personal trainer asked what Raora's job is.


Matsuri makes a move on Su.


Zeta quits the Jump King minigame in HoloCure after two minutes.


Why La+ has been streaming more on YouTube rather than Twitch racently, and other questions from her viewers.

 

[Last Of The Mohicans]

It's times like these I always wonder if they already asked. Nerissa's whole family seems pretty comfy on camera display talents that make them good gen mates I assume GCN was a package deal but would they be interested in replicating that success? they would have to be blind not to see the potential and Nerissa has people on often enough that i don't see why they would be turned down.

The fact that they don't make it a secret that Aradia is married would probably present a huge problem for them.

Granted plenty of talents are known to be married, but everyone we know about is merely a poorly kept kayfabe/secret.

 

[BioBreak]

And yet last year's winner? Calliope Mori.....

TBF, Callie is a legit serious nomination/candidate year in and year out due to her output - be it new music and/or solo lives & concerts. She's pretty much EN Suisei at this point - with Kiara being a decent second (just by recent output alone, though Bae and iRYS seem to be ramping up lately).

Speaking of Suisei, this is the song they chose to represent her:


Meanwhile, SKIBBIDIBA sits at 102 million views...

I noticed that. Pretty clear they just picked a fucking random song off Suisei's channel and didn't even bother previewing it since it's obviously an ensemble song.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

The fact that they don't make it a secret that Aradia is married would probably present a huge problem for them.

Granted plenty of talents are known to be married, but everyone we know about is merely a poorly kept kayfabe/secret.

Why is it a problem? I get the whole idol culture angle i guess but that's been pretty observed to not really apply to the EN market and if the gimmick is family anyway that's a selling point not a downside. In any other theoretical situation i could at least admit it might be a factor but i don't see it in this specific case.

or they could just shove Malphis into homostars.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

V4Mirai's spicy DJing latina Mono Monet is beginning her journey on the Vhistoric Ark server:


Someone just mentioned they have 12k hours on Ark in chat and her response was "holy autism..."

 

[Kazuma]

Spoiler: vtuber awards votes

Zatsu: Fauna
Art: Raora
FPSokibird
ASMR: Fauna
Music: Suisei
Tech: Dooby
Funniest: Gigi
Chaotic: Gigi
Rising Star: Peo
League of Their Own: Dooby
Mr. Vtuber: Bettel
Ms. Vtuber: Mint
Rising Star Organization: VAllure
Most Dedicated Fanbase: Dragoons
Best Vtuber Organization: Hololive
Best Vtuber Event: Breaking Dimensions
Stream GOTY: Liar's Bar
Gamer: Bijou
Vtuber: Dokibird

Justice playing Liar's Bar
Raora


Liz

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Spoiler: votes

Zatsu - Matara Kan
Art - Apricot (Want to see the reactions if she beats Ina)
Fps - Kuzuha (Neither Dokibird nor Botan stream much FPS these days, I think?)
Asmr - Shondo (I know absolutely nothing about ASMR, but Shondo giving a speech and having a menhera moment would be funny)
Music - Suisei (Default)
Tech - Vedal (Any other pick is just silly)
Funny - Skip
Chaos - Skip
Hidden - Skip (Nominations are legit, I know none of them)
Rising - Skip
League - Houshou Marine
Mister - Skip
Miss - Skip. I'd have voted Amiya here if she was nominated. And who the fuck looks at Kiara's gym outfit and thinks "Yeah, great fashion sense!"!?
Rising - VAllure, because every award show needs porn. I do believe they'll eventually collapse, though
Dedicated - Dragoons? I think?
Org - Nijisanji is clearly the funniest possible winner
Parent - Skip
Event - Wrestletuber
Game - Liars Bar
Gamer - Skip
Lewd - I should probably skip, but Melody
VTuber - Skip

 

[Pencilfreak]

A living proof Fefe's actual gender is a male. Women's gross threshold is much higher than men, and no women with that amount of libido can exceed that bad and post super degenerate post on the internet.