General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[dkn2038]

For the unaware she's a test tube baby of (now divorced) two moms

I'm actually surprised she was a planned child

 

[Scoots]

oof

Double OOF

Good joke regardless of the implications

Time​

What were the CEO's first impressions of the ntV talent?

 

[MerelyTourist]

She does have a father, she just doesn't know who it is. No human is born without a set of male chromosomes.
We have separate genders uniquely for the purpose of DNA recombination, humans have not evolved mitosis.

Women already managed to produce embryo from two female DNAs. Future is grim.

 

[roktofferson]

Women already managed to produce embryo from two female DNAs. Future is grim.

The Ultimate Karen

 

[Azehara]

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Why is her head so big?

Seems that was part of the problems. The person rendering everything waited until the last moment and then fucked things up.

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From her membership stream, she got fucked over by someone who knew the software to incorporate the dance motion data.. and day of it still wasn't done. She had not worked with this person before.

3D Editor/technician underestimated a lot of work required and delayed things (first an hour, then even longer). She went live based on when they promised to deliver and it turned out they could only give her 14 songs that she called "undercooked". The scaling of her head there is because of this.

Cried after she killed the stream for Saturday. Editor has promised to have it ready for tomorrow. Really wishes she wasn't an indie right now. She blames herself for it, even brainworming that she shouldn't ask for a partial refund for it. Very upset about it, wishes she had waited until she had everything from the editor and then set a date. Previous stuff done in VRChat. She literally had everything but the 3D person's part ready. Spent over 1k USD on mixing and stuff.

Spoiler: Neat secret info:

If she ever reincarnates, her name will be "Forever Taco".

She also paid for lessons for her friend to help her sing in a different register, and even re-recorded some songs.

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She'll be ok, especially if any friends or wherever she's going will tell her about artists and inconvienent delays.

They really fucked her over. You think you hate artists enough but you dont.

I would drag their name through the mud and ask for a refund.

I still think she should have not announced a date until everything was ready. You can't trust people when it comes to Vtuber shit. Anyone remember Bao's lore video she spent $35,000 for and after about half a year it was still not ready (dude was a scammer of sorts).

Off the top of my head:
Pekora (gonna need to dig through the homeland thread, but there were pictures of her old NND days and she's significantly more endowed than her model)
Mikeneko
Kannagi Loki
Finana Ryugu

I'm gonna bet quite a few lolitubers are probably bustier IRL than their models by simple virtue of being grown women and not children


You're telling me most women don't have giant bouncy anime titties?

The bigger the tits on the model, the flatter the talent is IRL. I guess the opposite is also true.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Peo might be the first vtuber I've seen whose model is flatter than what she actually is IRL

Damn, I wasn't familiar with her game.

Somebody already dropped a google doc on him 2 years ago

https://archive.is/81iQ0

Google doc:

Camana/Jovy Doc

Preface: This has very little to do with Nestre, Noodle, and other involved Vtubers. This document exposes Camana/Jovy for manipulating, gaslighting, and grooming minors, as well as flying out to meet and have sexual interactions with them. Refer to the outlines of the document if you wish to r...

docs.google.com

https://archive.is/x52gi

He was a member of the Brawlhalla community (free-to-play platform fighter akin to Super Smash Bros) where he went under the name Jovy and was the owner of an 'eSports org' called Global Breakout, until he was outed as a groomer and a sex pest. He then rebranded and latched onto the vtuber community, eventually becoming the editor for Zentreya.

Whoaaa buddeeeeeeee

For the unaware she's a test tube baby of (now divorced) two moms

Damn, even her spare mom went:

 

[shipmate]

For the unaware she's a test tube baby of (now divorced) two moms

> lesbian couple
> divorces
> go straight
> kid goes wrong

I wonder why this keeps happening.

 

[Kazuma]

Looks like Dooby has got an office now. She said in her member stream just now that she's planning to do two streams a days starting next month after the concert. She mentioned that her office is close to her house and it will only have a bed and a desk. She wants to stream for 2 weeks and then go back home for a week.

 

[dkn2038]

Where is she begging herself into?



Edit: I'm not phasebegging her, she's begging for being at a company again!!! I'm just asking

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Where is she begging herself into?

Bold of her to assume that a corpo would organize collabs for her.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Where is she begging herself into?



Edit: I'm not phasebegging her, she's begging for being at a company again!!! I'm just asking

I've got a place she could try:

Brave group General Auditions Form

Spark The Moment That Ignites 8 Billion Hearts! | Brave group General Auditions Form

bravegroup.co.jp

 

[dkn2038]

I've got a place she could try:

Brave group General Auditions Form

Spark The Moment That Ignites 8 Billion Hearts! | Brave group General Auditions Form

bravegroup.co.jp

What about this one?

 

[Koronesuki]

oof

Double OOF

Does she not understand how she ended up in that test tube? Did neither of her lesbian moms ever explain the birds and the bees to her?

The bigger the tits on the model, the flatter the talent is IRL. I guess the opposite is also true.

Noel says hi.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Does she not understand how she ended up in that test tube? Did neither of her lesbian moms ever explain the birds and the bees to her?

I don't think she's that dumb. I think it's a joke that one of her lesbian mom's got IVF'd and since there's a bunch of legalese stuff involving the identity of donors (and the fact that he might just not care and only did it for money.) Tadah, instant dark joke.

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Mozzu lore drop:

 

[Sankisei]

Noel says hi.

And Lamy too

 

[Smelliest007]

The bigger the tits on the model, the flatter the talent is IRL. I guess the opposite is also true.

Tourist.

 

[dkn2038]

And Lamy too

Dizzy, ember and sleepy

 

[Thomas Talus]

Noel says hi.

And Lamy too

Gura supposedly occupies the other end of the contrary spectrum.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Debut tomorrow!

I must be off my meds because I swear I've already been watching her... oh well!

 

[Smelliest007]

Dizzy, ember and sleepy

Ember's not one of them sorry.
But Shiina is flat meets flat!