General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Svarog]

Local chocolate woman streaming

 

[Shuba]

Is it me or are there a lot less translators in HoloJP streams in the last couple of years? Back in 2020-2021 there wasn't a stream where you didn't have at least one person doing live TL, nowadays they seem like an extinct species.

Off the top of my head + a quick look at holodex, here's a list. If they're not listed it's because they don't have one/haven't had one in years:

Gen 0:
Sora: Often has one
AZKi: Sometimes has one
Roboco: Same live translator for years
Miko: Someone will translate special events but otherwise no

Gen 1:
Mel/Rica: Including her because her live translator is still doing it even after termination
Haachama: Sometimes has one

Gen 2:
Subaru: Same live translator for years. Mainly does her chatting streams.
Aqua: Sometimes has one
Ayame (when she actually streams): Same live translator for years but only chatting streams.

Gamers:
Korone: Consistent live translator

Gen 4:
Towa: Sometimes has one

Gen 5:
Lamy: Same live translator for years.

Gen 6:
Iroha: Had someone consistent but hasn't been active in a few weeks
Koyori: Consistent live translator

DEV_IS:
Ririka: Sometimes has one

A lot of live translators are still active but just hiding in discords. Suisei, Botan and Mio for example don't have anyone Live TLing in chat but their discords have someone doing it. But yeah it's definitely slowed compared to previous years. It's likely the same thing with the older clippers that stopped uploading, just got tired/busy/grew out of the hobby etc.

 

[El Rrata]

What da hag doin?
Looks like Kanata, Noel, Nene, Haachama (?), Laplus, AZKi (?), Raden (?), Mio, Kobo, Fuwamoco, and Ojou (?).


Looks like HoloX is doing their own host club for April fools.

Edit:

damn was about to type it out my list of guesses but I think you got them all

I didn't get Raden and Ojou, but it looks like a small horn so I think thats her

The top right red one may be Marine, actually, not Mio

 

[MerelyTourist]

Sell a ton of cans to get a cup? Nope, gonna skip that...

I vote Flork art btw, this is perfection.

 

[JellyKusa]

this dumb shit is peak Kiara and I love it all

>Goes for an idol meeting
>Comes back 5 minutes later just to unmute the mic for some reason
>Walks away again
>Immediately drops a bowl on her toe, distant cries of pain
>Wishes it broke her toe

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Yuki and Yuna are doing a 2 year anniversary celebration




With April Fools on the horizon, I want to ask what your favorite April Fools streams and events are/were. My favorite was calli Calvin putting out an album ending in a rap battle. Really fun stuff.

Spoiler: Yung Shinigami Boi

 

[Limkin]

>Immediately drops a bowl on her toe, distant cries of pain
>Wishes it broke her toe

She wants an excuse to post her feet on Keeki's account and not look like a degenerate. This is all scripted and part of the plan

 

[El Rrata]

this dumb shit is peak Kiara and I love it all

>Goes for an idol meeting
>Comes back 5 minutes later just to unmute the mic for some reason
>Walks away again
>Immediately drops a bowl on her toe, distant cries of pain
>Wishes it broke her toe

If it actually is broken, she better get it looked at, for real. Having a broken toe heal improperly seems like it would be bad for a dancer. She did say it eventually stopped hurting, so hopefully she is okay.

 

[JellyKusa]

What da hag doin?
Looks like Kanata, Noel, Nene, Haachama (?), Laplus, AZKi (?), Raden (?), Mio, Kobo, Fuwamoco, and Ojou (?).


Looks like HoloX is doing their own host club for April fools.

damn was about to type it out my list of guesses but I think you got them all

I didn't get Raden and Ojou, but it looks like a small horn so I think thats her

 

[I Wanna Die]

Off the top of my head + a quick look at holodex, here's a list. If they're not listed it's because they don't have one/haven't had one in years:

Gen 0:
Sora: Often has one
AZKi: Sometimes has one
Roboco: Same live translator for years
Miko: Someone will translate special events but otherwise no

Gen 1:
Mel/Rica: Including her because her live translator is still doing it even after termination
Haachama: Sometimes has one

Gen 2:
Subaru: Same live translator for years. Mainly does her chatting streams.
Aqua: Sometimes has one
Ayame (when she actually streams): Same live translator for years but only chatting streams.

Gamers:
Korone: Consistent live translator

Gen 4:
Towa: Sometimes has one

Gen 5:
Lamy: Same live translator for years.

Gen 6:
Iroha: Had someone consistent but hasn't been active in a few weeks
Koyori: Consistent live translator

DEV_IS:
Ririka: Sometimes has one

A lot of live translators are still active but just hiding in discords. Suisei, Botan and Mio for example don't have anyone Live TLing in chat but their discords have someone doing it. But yeah it's definitely slowed compared to previous years. It's likely the same thing with the older clippers that stopped uploading, just got tired/busy/grew out of the hobby etc.

I do think the consistent growth of Hololive has had an effect on live TL. The chats move so fast these days good luck reading live TLs for many of them.

 

[Dawifet]

If it actually is broken, she better get it looked at, for real. Having a broken toe heal improperly seems like it would be bad for a dancer. She did say it eventually stopped hurting, so hopefully she is okay.

correct me if im wrong but I remember her saying something about how she never broke anything so she wanted to experience it once.
or was that not Kiara?

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

Tenma News

 

[El Rrata]

correct me if im wrong but I remember her saying something about how she never broke anything so she wanted to experience it once.
or was that not Kiara?

She said that in today's stream, too, so yeah that is her lol

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Sheep also has an April Fools thing lined up... in which she did so something wrong

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

damn was about to type it out my list of guesses but I think you got them all

I didn't get Raden and Ojou, but it looks like a small horn so I think thats her

If its her then Ikemen Lui would destroy Ayame

HE NEVER MISSES WITH HIS ART

 

[JellyKusa]

correct me if im wrong but I remember her saying something about how she never broke anything so she wanted to experience it once.
or was that not Kiara?

thats Kiara yeah
She wants to experience having a cast and having all of your friends write on it

If it actually is broken, she better get it looked at, for real. Having a broken toe heal improperly seems like it would be bad for a dancer. She did say it eventually stopped hurting, so hopefully she is okay.

She might still go to the hospital to get it checked, she wrote her mom to ask her brother if he can accompany her, she is kinda embarrassed to show up there and its nothing after all and wasting everyones time

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I do think the consistent growth of Hololive has had an effect on live TL. The chats move so fast these days good luck reading live TLs for many of them.

Live TL browser extension exists for a reason. Grabs translations from chat.

 

[MerelyTourist]

She might still go to the hospital to get it checked, she wrote her mom to ask her brother if he can accompany her, she is kinda embarrassed to show up there and its nothing after all and wasting everyones time

Often it's a crack, which sometimes isn't much less of a pain in the ass than full fracture. Mostly you only need a crutch etc as putting a cast could restrict bloodflow and prolong healing.

 

[Azehara]

Makes no fucking sense tbh, if I was getting canned I would put the least effort possible. Why boost the reputation of a corpo which is gonna stop existing?
Whatever at least they're being nice...

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In other news, the lawdramafag has gotten into a slapfight with the virtualyoutubers subreddit, because the mods essentially cracked down on drama and rrats on the latest rule revision (probably as a result of the sheer drama spam when the Niji shit was going down and the endless mindless arguments that drama threads create on reddit), I haven't watched the stream but his comments are already buzzwording it up, calling the jannies "sisters" and brewing conspiracy rrats because they have taken down dramafag video posts.
The main people stirring the shit pot seem to be r/kurosanji a sub of Niji antis and dramanigs who have dedicated themselves to documenting anyone who defends Niji on the other subs and have essentially created an eternal /vt/ catalog bait thread in reddit.

Why the fuck do people care about getting banned from Reddit. I think its been well established that Reddit is full of faggots.

@Cubanodun Retardo rabbit is gonna watch the debut of this astroturfed chinese spyware vtuber.

Motherfucker really likes sucking off all of these grift-y vtuber projects which are gonna be "THE NEXT BIG THING!" and never go anywhere, like that coomerbait gods agency which fell off the face of the earth because none of them were interesting in the least and only do reaction videos. How much do you wanna bet he's gonna watch Nexas too?

He was not around when she appeared and did not even follow her, so that parasite came here, saw the highlight and start to leech in case my rrat is true to make a video, fucking parasite go rate dicks somewhere else

In other news my oshi is having a meltdown



Because her oshi is married and had a child, truly the greatest tragedy of our times, read the thread is absolutely hilarious

I think its marketing. DN has done Watchalongs. See if maybe Koefficient and Domo also jump in on this. If so its marketing. Hell this popped up recently on my Youtube recommendations. Given how much money they are apparently throwing at this, its very well possible that its just marketing,

classic moment
Woman you have lived in Japan for how many years now?

Yeah this girl is retarded. This only happened to me 2 times while in Japan until I realized the problem (mainly because I can't read moon runes and because I got lost inside the station and took the train after the one i was supposed to take). There are no trains where I live so this was basically my first time taking the train.

On certain platforms in Japan you have Local/Rapid/Express. Local will stop on every single station. Limited Express jumps about 3 of the local stations and the Express will jump over every single station other than the major city centers.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Tomoe Umari has two streams today; first is her playing the new FOTM:


And the second is a special stream for all you godless degenerates out there

 

[RestlessRain]

Hexa getting all sappy over on Twitter: