General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[RestlessRain]

The small corpo implosions are almost as diverse as this forum

There are only three types of corpo implosions:

1) Didn't advertise
2) Underfunded the investment (also incompetent management)
3) Talent infighting

 

[Cubanodun]

There are only three types of corpo implosions:

1) Didn't advertise
2) Underfunded the investment (also incompetent management)
3) Talent infighting

4) grooming kids

 

[agility_]

4) grooming kids

5) Crypto-tier fake startup money laundry

 

[Sky Shouter]

He lasted less than Rushia, RIP

Not even 4 fuckin' months

Calling it now, he knocked up Mika and is graduating because he now needs a real job

Not just for the kid, but also the backtaxes he owes according to that driveby weirdo

 

[YGO Link Monster]

Funny man about to do something worse that exposing your coworkers to harassment

Exposing your coworkers to League of Legends​

 

[Banana Hammock]

 

[NotDecatto]

Interestingly, YFUBABY has resurfaced with a new model. She quit last year, ended up as LOLAloading, and then it fell apart a month or two later.

5 min highlight clip in spoilers.

Spoiler: Click for crotch shots

 

[Thomas Talus]

Literal children running an agency, thats a first

Management getting groomed by the talent

 

[Postal rrat]

Except you can attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Crabs have no weaknesses they're walking biological tanks

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Not even 4 fuckin' months

Calling it now, he knocked up Mika and is graduating because he now needs a real job

Not just for the kid, but also the backtaxes he owes according to that driveby weirdo

With the amout of money that he owes, wouldn't jail be easier.

Actually I have no idea how the UK works, how would they intend to collect on that

5 min highlight clip in spoilers.

Spoiler: Click for crotch shots

Lewdtuber? I can practically see everything. I feel like I've seen it all

 

[Renmai]

Apparently he just asks politely and makes bargains with his manager and thats how he gets all this stuff. Part of me thinks, "It can't be that easy," but then I remember how horrified these people seem to be of social interaction and well... it just might be

I've heard several of the Holo girls saying they have trouble with basic social interactions like ordering food over the phone, they can only use apps.. I've always wondered how much of the game perm and other issues are really JP corpo stupidity and how much are the talents being unable to communicate with their managers or submit basic written requests and emails. Flayon got perms to some borderline porn game iirc, guy probably knows basic business and proposal writing.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Funny man about to do something worse that exposing your coworkers to harassment

Exposing your coworkers to League of Legends​

i know this is haha fuck league joke but im just gonna say if hes actually willing to sit the guys down and TEACH them how league works then the man is a saint.

League is a hellgame when your new and have no idea what your doing even with less toxic dipshits around learning solo is not something id wish on anyone.

clown man good.

 

[Scoots]

Time​

Bury the cringe

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Literal children running an agency, thats a first

Second or third, actually.

Vtubing is the first industry where the employee has to ask the employer for identification.

I've heard several of the Holo girls saying they have trouble with basic social interactions like ordering food over the phone, they can only use apps.. I've always wondered how much of the game perm and other issues are really JP corpo stupidity and how much are the talents being unable to communicate with their managers or submit basic written requests and emails. Flayon got perms to some borderline porn game iirc, guy probably knows basic business and proposal writing.

That's a legitimate question.

Imagine being the manager of a handful of hyperautistic internet personalities. Vesper or Gura. It's straight down the alcoholism lane from there.

Christ, I'd fight my fellow managers to the death to get to manage someone functional like AZKi or, seemingly, Flayon.

 

[Limkin]

I've heard several of the Holo girls saying they have trouble with basic social interactions like ordering food over the phone, they can only use apps.. I've always wondered how much of the game perm and other issues are really JP corpo stupidity and how much are the talents being unable to communicate with their managers or submit basic written requests and emails. Flayon got perms to some borderline porn game iirc, guy probably knows basic business and proposal writing.

I don't think Kiara has any issues with social interactions, surely she would be able to do the same if it was the only reason, and not an enormous thick black sausage

 

[USS IOWA]

I've heard several of the Holo girls saying they have trouble with basic social interactions like ordering food over the phone, they can only use apps.. I've always wondered how much of the game perm and other issues are really JP corpo stupidity and how much are the talents being unable to communicate with their managers or submit basic written requests and emails. Flayon got perms to some borderline porn game iirc, guy probably knows basic business and proposal writing.

HoloEN: Man getting these perms is hard.
Kiara, Calli, Bae and Flayon getting perms easily by asking management:

 

[Ensok]

Hakka says some funny things sometimes but that spic accent is distracting to listen to.

 

[braindoko]

Double Pippa Sunday, she's being interviewed by Rugrats Lil a brazilian girl

Not even 4 fuckin' months

Calling it now, he knocked up Mika and is graduating because he now needs a real job

Not just for the kid, but also the backtaxes he owes according to that driveby weirdo

Please tell me which "real job" can earn you tens of thousands each month without really having to lift a finger, I'd love to work this Real Job at a Real Company

 

[agility_]

1800
1900
2000 souls watching Shiina ascend into crabdom.

 

[Aka Split]

I've heard several of the Holo girls saying they have trouble with basic social interactions like ordering food over the phone, they can only use apps.. I've always wondered how much of the game perm and other issues are really JP corpo stupidity and how much are the talents being unable to communicate with their managers or submit basic written requests and emails. Flayon got perms to some borderline porn game iirc, guy probably knows basic business and proposal writing.

I love that type of autistic girl though. When a delivery driver comes and they hide until he leaves, or when going up to ask for napkins and sauce at a fast food restaurant is a tale of tremendous bravery.
It's just so relatable.