I will fly to Niji's Landing on the back of Selen, make my way through the Riku Keep, and have Selen melt the Plaque Throne upon which Riku has sat for many years. I will then declare myself the prophet of Zaion and announce the return of Sayu the Sad as the rightful heir, and unprivate The Sacred video which began the conflict. I will distribute it across all 37x10^24 channels under Niji's black thumb so that all nijinegroes may enjoy her hard work equally
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I'm backreading everyone's reaction to this stuff and Hff's post here reminded me of this image that BVM posted way back earlier this year, thought it fit considering the rrat about management controlling twitter
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