General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[smartestkidontheshortbus]

I've been living under a rock I think. Who is Reticule and why does he warrant a tier alongside John Vtuber and who is AKA Split?

Go into Pippaposting and you'll understand.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Go into Pippaposting and you'll understand.

or don't

 

[Negzana]

I think I'm lucky I ended up being a Lia fan instead of a Pippa fan. There is no liaschizo in existence

 

[The Rratarded Alt]

who is AKA Split?

@Dawifet, @ValkyrieAce, my and every other IRyS poster's sock account for IRyS-related schizo-posting.

 

[httn]

I've been living under a rock I think. Who is Reticule and why does he warrant a tier alongside John Vtuber and who is AKA Split?

AKA Split - Forum's local foot fetishist
Reticule - Want's to consume pippa's meat or something

The Asylum Summer Cookout

Well it's summer, and America month. We had a couple of posters take their attempts at Koolaid Pickles in the Culinary Catastrophe section in the past, so why not take it to a new and fun level? Submit your most depraved dishes involving Watermelon, Corn, Burgers, or Hotdogs. Also, if you come...

thevirtualasylum.com

 

[NeneLOVE]

AKA Split - Forum's local foot fetishist
Reticule - Want's to consume pippa's meat or something

The Asylum Summer Cookout

Well it's summer, and America month. We had a couple of posters take their attempts at Koolaid Pickles in the Culinary Catastrophe section in the past, so why not take it to a new and fun level? Submit your most depraved dishes involving Watermelon, Corn, Burgers, or Hotdogs. Also, if you come...

thevirtualasylum.com

Don't let reticule consume the pipmeat, that will only mutate him into a demonic mold monstrosity with untold powers.

 

[Limkin]

Petra is a chink, no one will take Enna and Millie both at the same time in the same gen in the same corpo, and Reimu is too busy gunning for a green card from Neririn. Not joining a different corpo isn't their choice, it's the lack of it

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

There's so many frequent general posters

ESL isn't wrong, but I've always been told my written English is indistinguishable from a native.

People lied to me.

So is the calf Sakana masterplan to save the asian race from extinction?

Can't wait for Shiina to tell the second part of the story, where she forces the calf into cram school regardless of her grades, punishes her by not talking to her for a week for bringing home an A-, and tells her she's disowned if she doesn't either marry or become a doctor.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

when I do I get very confused in 2 minutes and change stream

Typical Shiori enjoyer experience

 

[Negzana]

There's so many frequent general posters

I'm white. Why do you think I have a fetish for SEAtubers? If I had the misfortune to actually be SEA I'd hate my race.

 

[IonProxy]

Nina continues playing Towelket


Chiwa goes back to Rogue Trader after destroying her voice over it

 

[Sithis]

Shiori wishes everyone a merry christmas~



This includes her cat~

As for phase gen 3 I'm still trying to figure out Runie, she's so committed to her lore kayfabe that it's hard to tell how she'll end up long term and how genuinely autistic she is.

So did y'all give up on the TVAMTG card game?

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

not that I'm not an autist, but I changed my Kaela avi as a joke and should change it back. I don't watch enough Shiori to count as a noveltie and when I do I get very confused in 2 minutes and change stream so maybe I shouldn't be part of that tier.

...nah

Same, I just like Shiori's eyes the most out of the rest of the wave and they work for the pfp. However, it's still a collective group autism.

WHAT?

Hi.

I can't, for the life of me, understand how I could still end up in "Regular Inmates" after last week. Clearly that means I need to go harder.

You reveal one autist's relative favouritism publicly and suddenly everyone is jockeying for a new round of placements.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

Petra is a chink, no one will take Enna and Millie both at the same time in the same gen in the same corpo, and Reimu is too busy gunning for a green card from Neririn. Not joining a different corpo isn't their choice, it's the lack of it

Source: I made it the fuck up

 

[Bronze]

Tenma's trying to finish Harvester


DK's playing Apex with one of the Specialite girls


Bear of globie will make an anime list in 40 min

 

[Kalion]

Schizo voices in my mind thought: What if all the recent sudden graduations/company collapses are the result of AkioAir?
One girl tells the others behind the scenes "So I actually got a lawyer to read my contract and..." and this set off a wave of others doing the same. Causing a bunch of them to find out they're in really bad, legally unenforceable contracts.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Since we're all being very autistic about this, I may as well volunteer my own rankings:

Spoiler: puzzle piece me boys

Spoiler: autistic explanations

• Everyone in Normie is either someone I don't notice enough to consider regulars or so normie enough in spite of their presence here it doesn't matter.
• Regular Inmates are just that
• Shiori pfps, vtubers, bugfuckers, and baitposters went in Eccentric by default
  • La+ poster is eccentric in the nicest way possible, I love that guy (no homo)
  • Azehara is a degenerate and a clipper but aside from his mile-long posts doesn't really bother anybody
  • Thanks to @Negzana for reminding me his pfp is supposed to be a Shiori-ized Kaela, I almost put him in Regular Inmate.
  • Naganon is set to enter Reticule tier if he isn't careful about this Hexa shit
  • Tatsunoko is a pervert who plays with robots, but he's one of the good ones.
  • Seth would've been RI had he not touched the poop like a retard
• Capipis and lolifags went into Autist by default
  • I thought @Spergatory had a Pippa pfp but I really can't tell with how fucked the image is, if I'm wrong I'll move you back down to RI
  • Calcium and Gigachad are like Azehara with their novels but instead of having some real insight to offer usually just ramble about nothing.
  • Harrow strikes me as more autistic than Blueshark but honestly I could have them confused at this point
  • @Nenelove has earned this
  • I don't know how else to explain Sandycat's gift for sussing out vermintide than the mystical power of autism
  • Scoots is a brony
  • Scuddle is a nijifag
  • I originally had @Security lower but per his complaint I have raised him up, congrats!
  • Meanwhile I always had RRat in Autist because the only thing worse than a plague of Shiori pfps is a plague of rrat accounts all with the same exact name and pfp. I don't even know which account to link in this post.
  • @The Peanut Gallery has a Nostalgia Critic pfp, and as such may very well be the most autistic person in this tier.
• Horrifying Schizos is self-explanatory
  • Aka feels like a baitposter similar to Riverbear but he's so bad at it he wraps back around to be a fucking retard again. Also a footfag.
  • Bay Lurker is a power truly unknowable and unreasonable. A force of nature for which there is no equal. May God have mercy on our souls.
  • If there was more than one Nousagi on this site this would be their dumping ground as well
  • FAP (fuck so that's why he chose that name) is a degenerate monster who seems to take glee in defiling what others love, but for some reason is treated better by Phase than Azehara.
  • No one has made me feel such fear and disgust from a little red heart as Short has
  • Superduper was better back when he was alogging Rie, at least that made her fun to watch.
  • I respect Proctor and what he goes through to keep us retards entertained, but he can rank no lower after what happened with Juniper. Truly horrifying.
  • Neurodivergent.
• Reticule tier is for the apex predators of autism. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. These people could or already have posed a real threat to the vtubers they watch or the people around him
  • I remember when John was just the Rin account. Fortunately we have Awoogers to fill that niche now but I truly miss those days. Unfortunately the moment he started oshi-hopping from one menhera bitch to the next the writing was on the wall. A sobering lesson on why you don't stick your dick in crazy (unless the crazy is black).
  • Kestraline would've earned his RI ranking if not for recent events. He was an otherwise normal poster who let obsession and madness get the better of him, transforming himself into the monster we know and mock today. He's the forum's equivalent to a tragic Greek hero. Or Anakin Skywalker, if Anakin died like a bitch on the hell planet instead of becoming an asthmatic badass with a cool suit.
  • A violent narcissist who's a brony AND a cumbud? No doubt Nolan makes it this high. The only man to ever grace this forum who loves to hear himself talk more than Proctor; at least that's the only way I can rationalize him copy/pasting the same inane messages across seven different discord servers. RIP SisterCrush.
  • The Meat Meister has been discussed and covered extensively as is, so I'll just say I'm happy Pippa believes in the 2nd amendment.

TL;DR:

 

[Zinnaha]

Source: I made it the fuck up

Maybe the greencard part, but the rest is spot on of their own admission lol. (Petra's though was from a deep dox.)

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Let's see how Shiina reacted to winning "Most Creative" and "Most Productive"

https://archive.is/eF1qK

RIP my nigga @Jambalaya

Oh no she was one of those chinese MAGAts

 

[Slutpuppies]

Looks like Ethyria's contracts are renewed, seeing they've confirmed an appearance at Offkai Expo in June 2024.

I doubt very seriously we see any graduations from Niji EN for a while, they've all but screamed that they're working on projects they're really excited for us to see. No sense in leaving the party now if you've held out this long.