General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

Every single one of you should get "thirsted over 3D in general" badges of shame and other members should be expected to bully you on sight with no fear of reprisal.

In my defense, I'm just opposed to gay vagueposting in broad topic public spaces. If you're going to speak in riddles about sussy shit, post it or fuck off into DMs so we don't get a new wave of NSA codebreakers trying to decipher the cryptic speech.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Every single one of you should get "thirsted over 3D in general" badges of shame and other members should be expected to bully you on sight with no fear of reprisal.

Do I get a "Don't believe his lies" badge as part of this deal?

 

[Cptn Snshn]

The worst part is that Takodachi wanted Nolan to die the most out of everyone here.

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@Cptn Snshn the people ask for more Baits!

Cali is a good rapper and I hear she's going to be on a few songs of Kayne's new album

 

[Dawifet]

Every single one of you should get "thirsted over 3D in general" badges of shame and other members should be expected to bully you on sight with no fear of reprisal.

I love my oshi in all her forms: 2D, 3D heck if she comes out with 4D i'll love that too, I have no shame in that

The weirdest part of this arc is that this is one of the people that didn't DM me for a link.

I woke up after the whole thing and I DMd Rrat cause I didnt want to bother you, I am not innocent in this.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I love my oshi in all her forms: 2D, 3D heck if she comes out with 4D i'll love that too, I have no shame in that

The weirdest part of this arc is that this is one of the people that didn't DM me for a link.

 

[Aka Split]

I was going to commit to the bit and create a new account, 'AkaSplitsBro She killed itself', and then when people asked about the she/it pronouns I was gonna be like, "Oh, no, she was male and identified as a man, she was just a big fan of Clay Davis from The Wire and loved mimicking him when people asked for its pronouns.", and then I'd wing it and do some improv for a while and play along until I got bored. But I'm lazy.

Off topic but what stream does the IRyS yabai emote come from? Looks weird out of context

I don't remember the specific stream, but it was when she first got the ability to pin things to herself. She put on glasses and they'd wobble, and she put GuyRyS's on her halo and they'd wiggle around like they were dancing. The emote itself comes from the secret ending of whatever that stream was.

> There are people who trust the Bleached Space girl and the River bear
> In the year of our Lord 2025-2
Lol
lmao

I mean, I asked because I didn't trust it. I remember one of the first things I read back on the KF thread was someone saying something like, "Noel does hardcore bdsm porn on her alt account", and I was like, "What? That doesn't sound right, I have to check for myself." Turns out that person was referring to her slurping on a 3dio while wearing a latex corset or something. Slutty yeah, but absolutely nothing like what he made it sound like. Part of the reason I still doubt the 'real-ness' of the latest ASMR discussion, also because she has faked similar things before.
The one thing that did actually gave me pause was, one time I was on nitter and IRyS's profile pic somehow got swapped with some random Asian girl, and I was like, "what the heck sort of bug is this? It's probably just a nitter bug, but I can't check the original on twitter right now." So I reverse image searched it, and found another pic of the same girl (of feet in stockings, no less! Darn you, whoever first mentioned feet in this bait!), but the original source seemed to be some Chinese escort service site. For a second I wondered if I had missed something when researching that way back when, and the Chinese site had just stolen the pics from some other source.
Edit: For anyone curious, this is what nitter decided to show me on IRyS's profile one day:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but possibly a Chinese hooker? Or femboy? Either way, it's 3d, gross.

First image was what I saw on nitter, 2nd and 3rd were what I found on reverse image search

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[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I was going to commit to the bit and create a new account, 'AkaSplitsBro She killed itself', and then when people asked about the she/it pronouns I was gonna be like, "Oh, no, she was male and identified as a man, she was just a big fan of Clay Davis from The Wire and loved mimicking him when people asked for its pronouns.", and then I'd wing it and do some improv for a while and play along until I got bored. But I'm lazy.

I don't remember the specific stream, but it was when she first got the ability to pin things to herself. She put on glasses and they'd wobble, and she put GuyRyS's on her halo and they'd wiggle around like they were dancing. The emote itself comes from the secret ending of whatever that stream was.

I mean, I asked because I didn't trust it. I remember one of the first things I read back on the KF thread was someone saying something like, "Noel does hardcore bdsm porn on her alt account", and I was like, "What? That doesn't sound right, I have to check for myself." Turns out that person was referring to her slurping on a 3dio while wearing a latex corset or something. Slutty yeah, but absolutely nothing like what he made it sound like. Part of the reason I still doubt the 'real-ness' of the latest ASMR discussion, also because she has faked similar things before.
The one thing that did actually gave me pause was, one time I was on nitter and IRyS's profile pic somehow got swapped with some random Asian girl, and I was like, "what the heck sort of bug is this? It's probably just a nitter bug, but I can't check the original on twitter right now." So I reverse image searched it, and found another pic of the same girl (of feet in stockings, no less! Darn you, whoever first mentioned feet in this bait!), but the original source seemed to be some Chinese escort service site. For a second I wondered if I had missed something when researching that way back when, and the Chinese site had just stolen the pics from some other source.

I don't know man, titling your DM to me as "I need to know" sounds like you deepthroated that bait.

 

[Kazuma]

Bae is singing Through the Fire and Flames

 

[Aka Split]

I don't know man, titling your DM to me as "I need to know" sounds like you deepthroated that bait.

Yeah, because saying, "I don't believe you! Prove it!" is a good way to get someone to fulfill your request
Clearly you know nothing about fishing, because you don't want to scare the bait away before you can gently nibble on it's worm ok nevermind this is starting to sound really gay.
Nice new emotes

 

[BlueSharkTV]

lily Symphonia singing.

 

[ValkyrieAce]

Somebody stop this fucking owl!

 

[esifir]

Yeah, I'll dm you the mega. Don't want to post it on the general because I don't think proctor would appreciate it

Can you dm me as well XD I'm morbidly curious.

 

[nooternun]

Kannagi Tenri and 774's Suzumi Nemo singing together.


Missed Matsuri's 3D live so I did not realise she invited her fan Propro's Amanohoshi Chiroru to sing together. Chiroru is currently talking about it.

Timestamp to the duet.
Matsuri might be a menhera but she does care about other Vtubers. Chiroru's oshi for a long time, early in her career Matsuri visited her minecraft stream and some time ago they met IRL.

This is a busy hour, Furen is also playing Parasocial and her streams playing horror games are top tier reaction content.

Matsuri might be a bit annoying but considering her dedication I'll take her over some of the flaky members. Her and Choco are holos that make the most friends with people outside of Hololive. Matsuri might be menhera and do some silly things but she is quite a sweetheart. She is so uncoordinated, sleeps 12 hours a day, is a glass canon who hits on everyone she meets, and is a super simp for Hoshikawa and indirectly Haato. So, if you want an oshi that sticks around choose JP as they don't abandon you.

Kaela is back in her element even in Japan, streamed 4 hours and still going strong. She plans on streaming until management catches wind and tells her to stop.



Numberfag in me wants Kaela to do a subathon, but she doesn't care about views/subs at all herself and just wants to game. So I just want to support her streaming all day because that's what really matters.

What I really hope is Kaela does more experimental stuff like Kaelgeskia or Ckia or the Kaela Cinematic experience.

I think Kaela subverting the subathon meta would be fun. Like, stream until x number of subs are taken off. Or play x game until she fails at an early point. Maybe she grinds Pokemon sleep... Or she is confined to Nekoneko island but can't mine, she is a silent warden.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Can you dm me as well XD I'm morbidly curious.

 

[Harrow Prime]

DAMN A NIGGA CAN'T ENJOY HIS LAST DAYS ON GODS GREEN EARTH WITH ALL THESE HORNY SPICS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Somebody stop this fucking owl!

ah sweet, moom!

 

[Simp]

Any KFP know what is this?
It looks very fun

Spoiler: You got some nice answers but her is the correct one:

Can you dm me as well XD I'm morbidly curious.

I recommend lurking and reading the thread before posting to avoid embarrassing yourself. Unless that was a joke.

 

[Awoogers]

What the fuck happened here

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

What the fuck happened here

Mister President, a second Jambalaya hit the general thread.

 

[Awoogers]

Mister President, a second Jambalaya hit the general thread.

Told you people it was an inside job

 

[Dawifet]

Please pray for my sick oshi, and for me, I am having severe IRyS withdrawl.