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    The Offkai moderator who lied about Pippa and Tenma's technical issues is a Pippa & Pikamee anti, and Marina simp.
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    I'm willing to pay 25$ or a custom title for anyone on the forum for an interesting thumbnail for an Offkai-centered stream on Wednesday. Also open to call-ins from anyone who attended and could give 'ground reporting'.
    There are now unconfirmed reports of cosplaying capippalists arranging gay orgies. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS CON.

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Salado

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shipmate_F

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This is an exaggeration for comedic effect. She didn't actually do this, did she?
That and much worse, check the archives. The closest the west was from legitimate loli hentai.

Tenma is actually playing Ultimate Ninja Storm 4


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That and much worse, check the archives. The closest the west was from legitimate loli hentai.

Tenma is actually playing Ultimate Ninja Storm 4


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The game is from 2016, your reaction makes no sense.
 

Superduper Samurai

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Nenélove

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Chatting With Purrson in an hour

Isn't purrson the tard who came in here one day """drunk""" and started oversharing a bunch of shit and got laughed at?
I am drunk and I am absolutely smashed and I just had a really solid post, I am Purrson, here is my Twitter
To my credit, I am Greek straight, ive never taken it up the ass but I have fucked men. Caeser would think I'm straight, and that's what really matters
I am a grown ass man, and also totally unlovable, there is no twink that walks this earth that can tempt me I am known to the earthly pleasure of men and have usurped the power my carnal needs hold over me, gone are the halcyon days of bussy and wine and here to stay are the days of PSSRID and alcoholism
I believe the proper term is "half a fag"
I already know I will feel a deep and painful shame when I wake up in about 7 hours with a pounding headache and a terrible realization of the consequences of my actions but I am drunk right now and do not care, that's future Killgarths problem, and that guy is a a fuckin femboy
Ive just realized that the site auto correct the f-slur (I hate typing that shit) to "femboy" I think it is important to let you all know that I am the furthest possible fucking thing from that, and am merely self loathing
No one cares.

User is threadbanned for 1 day.
 
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Cptn Snshn

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I can't belive that Mio is dying of Ligma.
 

shipmate_F

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The game is from 2016, your reaction makes no sense.
Yes, it seems I mixed them with Narultimate Accel for the PS2 (Accel 1 and 2 were named 4 and 5 in the west).
Still, almost 10 years, time is a fuck man.
 

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I can't belive that Mio is dying of Ligma.
Oh hello you fucking retarded autist, where have you been? Digging through another dumpster?
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Yes, it seems I mixed them with Narultimate Accel for the PS2 (Accel 1 and 2 were named 4 and 5 in the west).
Still, almost 10 years, time is a fuck man.

Earliest date I'm seeing is 2007.

All kids, out of the pool.
 

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Oh hello you fucking retarded autist, where have you been? Digging through another dumpster?
Speaking of dumpster:
Chatting With Purrson

 

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This is an exaggeration for comedic effect. She didn't actually do this, did she?
Implied, but yes, I have bad news for you.

Her members' ASMRs were the closest thing to pornography you can get away with on YouTube, since she was also grinding on a plushie at one point too. It's something that Idol were obviously complicit in since it was bringing in the cash, hell the "meet up with me irl" part of that infamous Riro stream was the "cooldown" during the second half of it. The first half had her suggestively sucking on things.
 

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I agree with her on a fundamental level but after scamming her community twice after subathons I'm tempted to say: get fucked, whore.
Wait shouldn't the blame for that lie on Idol and not the talent?
 

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