General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Empty_Inbox]

who

slime erotica (slimeerotica, slime_erotica) is Miori Celesta's alt, iirc

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Adding Calli's announcement

 

[Laidho]

For all people to be angry about, Flork isn't really one of them. It started as a shitpost but he's respecting applicants' efforts, I think we should at least wait for the debuts (I think he mentioned july) to say Flork bad.
I understand your feeling though, we should gatekeep more, there's too many grifters around shitting up the place.

Given his record of organizing charity events, he will at the very least run this streamer group with the respect it deserves. He's used to handling money from his previous experience, so that shouldn't be an issue. I'm hoping all the best for him, since he's not a complete brain-dead retard like Jason of AkioAir and whatever clown show that ran Cyberlive.

 

[Euthyphro]

Dont worry, i can still fix her. Even if she's creeping out and having meltdowns over my unwanted life's advices. Right??

I am beginning to think no amount of dick would fix this woman.

I still think it's worth a shot

Before you gents get ahead of yourselves, here's a recap of this menhera's life story as of last month:

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If you still think you can fix that, or are brave enough to stick it in her after knowing all this, you are either very brave or very stupid. Either way, you would have my respect.

 

[Limkin]

If you still think you can fix that, or are brave enough to stick it in her after knowing all this, you are either very brave or very stupid. Either way, you would have my respect.

There is a valid option of going after her mom after divorce procedures are finished. With higher chances of fixing her as well

 

[Watamate]

Before you gents get ahead of yourselves, here's a recap of this menhera's life story as of last month:
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If you still think you can fix that, or are brave enough to stick it in her after knowing all this, you are either very brave or very stupid. Either way, you would have my respect.

Sounds a lot like Delutaya/Aloe's life story, hopefully she skips the part where they jump off a balcony.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Unrelated to vtubers but The boys and Invincible are 2 great series coming out of the modern western comics industry.
Swamp thing was ok, Daredevil was good, Punisher was good, 1st season of Jessica Jones was great.
Some people maybe able to point out more good things out of it but that's about all I know.
There's a kinda inverse equation, the less DC/marvel are involved in the creation of something, the better they are. Honestly justice league directors cut wasn't that bad but DC taking over and disected and destroyed the movie was something, they turned a 7/10 movie into 1/10. DC/Marvel tend to be hands on and directly control the movies and that's why they are shit. Meanwhile amazon/netflix series are often of great quality as they don't have to give a shit about what some old fart who knows nothing about cinema from upper management of Marvel/DC has to say.

That being said original anime are usually hit or miss and I can't ensure Suicide Squad isekai will be good. For anime original like this they usually started really strong and then either crash and burn at the very end (like darling in the franxx) or ended well (like Vivi). It's always a 50-50 for anime original.

Spoiler: Long Capeshit Sperging, ignore this

Spoiler: DC Comics

Spoiler: Shows

-Stargirl was actually pretty enjoyable, I expected it to be weak but it's surprisingly solid and does a good job showing the whole "legacy heroes" and the Justice Society. Does a good job of handling a balance of "serious characters and story" with the campiness of DC comics
-Peacemaker was very enjoyable. There was some woke undertones (his father was a KKK supervillain) but it's all done humorously. As someone that's watched a bit of James Gunn before he got big with GotG, you can really feel his style in it
-Doom Patrol was interesting but it did have some turbo woke shit (Danny the Street shit and Larry Trainor shit). The Larry Trainor shit was actually done well because it didn't do the whole "praise him because he's gay" but "he's an asshole father that cheated on his wife and neglected his children". All characters are basically broken human beings and it really leans hard on the weird side of DC comics. Only watched the first 3 seasons though, didn't watch the 4th. It can be enjoyable if you can tolerate some of the woke parts but if you have a physical reaction to seeing it, don't watch.
-Superman & Lois, I only watched a few episodes and it seemed alright. I can't really comment too much on it.

DC has had a decent track record of making shows when they don't take themselves too seriously and let the campy nature of their stuff go wild

Spoiler: Movies

-Flash movie was pretty shit. It had some interesting concepts but it really didn't execute them at all. It's humor was extraordinarily hit-or-miss. There was some good moments but there was even more really shit moments overall and the garbage CGI didn't help. The thing that really did the film in was that there's already the Flashpoint Paradox animated DC film and it's way better in every way.
-Black Adam was really bad, the only enjoyable parts were Pierce Brosnan playing Doctor Fate
-The Suicide Squad (James Gunn version) was great, really didn't take itself too seriously and really felt like his DC version of GotG
-Snyder Cut was way better than the original release but that's like moving a 3/10 movie to a 6.5/10, so it's nice but it's nothing worth fixating on
-Shazam 2 was kinda shit, especially compared to the first one. The first one was just an overall ok/enjoyable film while the second one does nothing special at all and is kinda boring
-Aquaman 2 I haven't watched, I can't comment on it
-Blue Beetle was like someone plucked a comicbook movie from the early/mid 2000s, for better and worse.
-The Batman was really great and showed just what I expected out of a Year 2 Batman

Overall DC doesn't know how to make a film while their animated films have been pretty solid. I haven't watched the new animated films since they rebooted it post-Apokolips War though.

Spoiler: Marvel

Spoiler: Shows

-She-Hulk made me want to kill myself
-Ms Marvel was so cringe I couldn't make it past the first episode
-Moon Knight was surprisingly decent/good. Oscar Isaac does a lot of heavy lifting. It starts pretty strong but it has issues near the end
-Loki was kinda boring but had probably the strongest ending out of all the shows as all the Marvel shows hilariously have shitty endings. The majority of the show just somehow feels like filler and it spins its wheels for most of it.
-Hawkeye was ok, nothing memorable but nothing too shitty
-Falcon and The Winter Soldier was REALLY shit and woke. Kept trying to do the whole "poor terrorists" take. Funny enough, they had Agent Walker as a strawman character to tear down but accidentally made him based.
-WandaVision was interesting and promising for a few episodes but then spun its wheels and had a shit ending
-Secret Invasion was a huge fuckup, ruined Nick Fury, ruined a good storyline opportunity, and was incredibly boring

Overall Marvel has no idea what they're doing with their shows and it feels like they let their retarded diversity hire writers/directors have too much free reign.

Spoiler: Movies

-Ant-man 3 was a mess and just constantly shit on the main character for no reason
-The Marvels, didn't watch but heard it was a disaster in everyway
-GotG 3 was pretty good, I still prefer the 1st film but it felt like a very fitting ending to the series
-Thor Love and Thunder was another huge mess, they wasted an interesting villain and tried to replicate the humor of Ragnarok but at the cost of making the entire film a joke
-Wakanda Forever, didn't watch, heard it was very forgettable
-Doctor Strange 2 was a huge disappointment. It had some cool scenes but it was just a mess storywise
-Spider-Man 3 was ok but it was entirely "nostalgia crack: the movie!". Willem Dafoe hard carries the film with his Green Goblin performance.

Post-Endgame Marvel has largely been a disaster, the wokeness has been creeping in hard. Deadpool 3 is kinda their last shot of hope anyone has in their films. I expect Deadpool 3 to be enjoyable because Ryan Reynolds would probably rather unironically kill himself than let Deadpool get ruined again. However after Deadpool 3, I don't see any of the Marvel films being good.

Spoiler: Non DC/Marvel

-The Boys is very enjoyable. The first 2 seasons were pretty good. The 3rd season started to show issues but it's still enjoyable despite that. I heard the spinoffs, Gen V and Diabolical, were really good
-Invicible was pretty solid so far. The major elephant is the girlfriend character that they race-changed and she's super fucking insufferable but it's whatever in the grand scheme of the show.

 

[httn]

In 15 minutes Ami will be modding her controller for her silly girly videogame console.

She also wishes you a happy Pi day...well the thought was there.

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Char had some tweets earlier that explain so much about her:

 

[Hff201]

Crying on stream after getting drunk on a regular basis and being addicted to interacting with your fans is infinitely more attractive than whatever a korean woman might have to show.

I just don't get it though, this is not an attractive personality. Maybe it's because I'm not in the market for pretending an anime girl is my girlfriend, but at least most GFE streamers play up the positive sides of the imaginary relationship like the romance and affection, essentially roleplaying a man's fantasy - it makes sense that they're desirable to those who're that way inclined. Putting up with this shit as part of the experience just sounds like a chore.

EDIT: Please just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[Sh4gg1]

Yae's 12h Bday Endurance Stream.

Schedule:

 

[NeneHATE]

Before you gents get ahead of yourselves, here's a recap of this menhera's life story as of last month:
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If you still think you can fix that, or are brave enough to stick it in her after knowing all this, you are either very brave or very stupid. Either way, you would have my respect.

Tl;dr:
>Menhera
>Chink
>Woman

None of this is attractive, I don't get you people. She needs a therapist not a bunch of simps.

 

[Limkin]

I just don't get it though, this is not an attractive personality. Maybe it's because I'm not in the market for pretending an anime girl is my girlfriend, but at least most GFE streamers play up the positive sides of the imaginary relationship like the romance and affection, essentially roleplaying a man's fantasy - it makes sense that they're desirable to those who're that way inclined. Putting up with this shit as part of the experience just sounds like a chore.

Showing being emotionally vulnerable makes you want to take care of her, and it's a natural response if you see a girl crying to console her and ask what's wrong. Only showing the positive sides, on the other hand, makes you think she is putting up an act to present herself as an attractive option. Which kind of breaks the immersion. While yes it might be a choir, if she isn't bitchy about it or questions your good intentions (aka not being high maintenance girlfriend) then it makes it more realistic by making it worse than ideal. If that makes any sense.

 

[hylic]

Kson pulled a ultra rare card

 

[Euthyphro]

I just don't get it though, this is not an attractive personality. Maybe it's because I'm not in the market for pretending an anime girl is my girlfriend, but at least most GFE streamers play up the positive sides of the imaginary relationship like the romance and affection, essentially roleplaying a man's fantasy - it makes sense that they're desirable to those who're that way inclined. Putting up with this shit as part of the experience just sounds like a chore.

Arguably all the menhera just makes the GFE more authentic.

But really, she has always leaned into the clingy, menhera GF niche. Compared to others, she's more serious with the bit of stalking her viewers if they're seen watching another girl's streams. I suspect that this is part of why her fanbase has gotten worse over time. People like me initially sub for the music and boost her on the algo, but the ones who show up on stream are the kind of coomers who genuinely just see her as a product and act accordingly. Since she's an indie and self-manages, the groomers have an opening to be particularly aggressive. Such are the hazards of the GFE audience.

 

[Bronze]

Ember's playing Elden Ring


Spectra's playing Plate up with Cyon, brit Pippa and Mion Akuma.

 

[SandyCat]

My dear good friend @Awoogers is very intrested especially if it's of the British variety. DM him if you find someone that fits his tastes, he'll forever be grateful to ya.

@Awoogers here ya go

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

She performed fine in the new year thing and seemed to enjoy her time there

Not flaming but she isn't the worst council member at dancing. And kronii is right around her skill level

Fulltime sapling here, can confirm that Fauna is fair at dancing & definitely much improved at singing since debut. It's just that she vastly prefers the comfy cozy 3-6 hour gaming streams with her community over being a jetsetting virtual idol.

But it's also Holo Fes, one of the two times a year when *everyone* goes to the homeland to perform live on stage. The only time I can think of when an "active" talent missed Fes was last year when Haachama was secretly in hospital for most of the year.

 

[Svarog]

Bam's steam sale shopping


Tomoe singing Ado's songs

Kuwanano is making cupcakes with her friend Caelynx for white day (RTX stream). I think I posted her before, but she's a great producer, sweet almost-hag. You can see her progress as a musician on her Youtube channel

Crying on stream after getting drunk on a regular basis and being addicted to interacting with your fans is infinitely more attractive than whatever a korean woman might have to show.

Something something Airi. Somethig something honka donka badonkas.

 

[Awoogers]

@Awoogers here ya go

yup it would totally make sense that youd have smol of all people on your radar

 

[Sankisei]

I just don't get it though, this is not an attractive personality. Maybe it's because I'm not in the market for pretending an anime girl is my girlfriend, but at least most GFE streamers play up the positive sides of the imaginary relationship like the romance and affection, essentially roleplaying a man's fantasy - it makes sense that they're desirable to those who're that way inclined. Putting up with this shit as part of the experience just sounds like a chore.

EDIT: Please just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Miori....
Maybe One Not authorized meme will fix you

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

None of this is attractive, I don't get you people

This place is called "The Virtual ASYLUM " for a reason
Everyone who enjoys this hardcore level of GFE is Crazy