Culinary Catastrophes

[Realticule]

So many people responding to or quote tweeting the "Is it true that Vtubers can't cook?" tweet with delicious food and all I can think about is Ragi's soggy steak.

This is meat madness.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Edit: I just noticed he changed his PFP to the one I'm using, so now it looks like I'm selfposting.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Edit: I just noticed he changed his PFP to the one I'm using, so now it looks like I'm selfposting.

Is it still gay when you're getting pegged by an Indonesian woman?

 

[Negzana]

When we're married, I'm cooking for myself

 

[VSoyBoy]

Petra's home-grown matcha:

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Petra's home-grown matcha:

Sometimes you get a bag of mandarins and they decide to become mold in a few days, yeah, but I've never seen that color.

 

[Smelliest007]

Sometimes you get a bag of mandarins and they decide to become mold in a few days, yeah, but I've never seen that color.

I have. Multiple times. Oranges for the shrines.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

I have. Multiple times. Oranges for the shrines.

A Shinto deity has intruded in the penguin's apartment and took those oranges for their own, noted.

 

[Zizara]

Sometimes you get a bag of mandarins and they decide to become mold in a few days, yeah, but I've never seen that color.

That level of decay happens when food's been left for a long time. It rots, mold forms, and then when there's little left to break down I guess, it dies and dries out to form that grey-green dust you see on the table. Not great to be breathing that in if it's been sat indoors the whole time.

 

[Smelliest007]

That level of decay happens when food's been left for a long time. It rots, mold forms, and then when there's little left to break down I guess, it dies and dries out to form that grey-green dust you see on the table. Not great to be breathing that in if it's been sat indoors the whole time.

However, that long time also accounts for how long they were at the supermarket. I've seen newly bought oranges destroy themselves into green matcha matter in a dry clean environment within a week.

 

[Sky Shouter]

This is the most revolting food-related thing I've ever seen in my life

Spoiler: Absolutely wretched

That poor steak

Edit: And that's despite me watching a lot of Indian street food videos

 

[Negzana]

This is the most revolting food-related thing I've ever seen in my life

Spoiler: Absolutely wretched

That poor steak

 

[Horo7618]

It turns out Peo is a terrorist.....

 

[Negzana]

It turns out Peo is a terrorist.....

That's not too weird sometimes I have a big meal with steak, fries, a drink, and icec-

Oh, like that..

 

[VSoyBoy]

I don't even have a microwave, but still... surely a pan is easier

Nix actually tried it out after the stream and the results look about as appetizing as I imagined them

 

[Sky Shouter]

That pudding is probably yogurt by now

What flavor? 100% botulism, I think

Somehow this made me forget she apparently stole this from a dead man's fridge

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

I don't even have a microwave, but still... surely a pan is easier

Nix actually tried it out after the stream and the results look about as appetizing as I imagined them

Gross, yolk overcooked and whites look rubbery

Eggs are culinary glue, don't microwave them haphazardly, or you'll be hand-washing the plate/bowl (it needs thorough greasing) and cleaning exploded bits off the microwave walls. It also smells pretty bad if done too long. Adding water to sort of steam fluff it/salt for taste and scrambling the egg beforehand helps it not be rubbery and gross, do not microwave it to get that last bit of runny yolk, wiggle the bowl to help the residual heat finish it. Makes for an ok sandwich, but with current egg prices, why waste them in such a way

Somehow this made me forget she apparently stole this from a dead man's fridge

Dead men don't eat pudding The pudding isn't free if it sends you to the hospital, though

 

[VSoyBoy]

What the fuck is it with VTubers and egg? How the fuck do these people manage to fuck up something that simple so often?

 

[TKN_Lurker]

What the fuck is it with VTubers and egg? How the fuck do these people manage to fuck up something that simple so often?

Baring the horrific burnt egg carcass, why is it only the whites? Who the hell eats the egg without the yolk?

 

[VSoyBoy]

Baring the horrific burnt egg carcass, why is it only the whites? Who the hell eats the egg without the yolk?

Someone asked that and she said that all the eggs near her were sold out, which is very much not an answer to that question.