Culinary Catastrophes

[Zyklon Mag]

Yeah but @Zyklon Mag ain't going to be able to compete with lonely office ladies that currently have more cats than they ever had boyfriends.

I have no need to fight friends. We will simply join forces. The cat ladies will use their animals to drive him up a tree, and I will bring power tools and tomatoes in my garden that the deer didn't get.

 

[Realticule]

Most grannies could probably suplex him into the dirt, let's be real.

The granny would just knock him out cold.

The granny felt bad for him and thought he should eat something as he's so skinny.

 

[Paladin]

This motherfucker went and bought some storebrand easy bake shit

Definitely look at their shape. There, too, even in size, and this mother fucker definitely didn't use a measuring spoon to get even sizes. Also, it's clear in the first recipe that he also forgot the butter in the fridge, and instead of waiting for it to soften, he melted it in the microwave or over the stove, making his mistake worse, so he definitely doesn't have his fundamentals down enough to create this.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Definitely look at their shape. There, too, even in size, and this mother fucker definitely didn't use a measuring spoon to get even sizes. Also, it's clear in the first recipe that he also forgot the butter in the fridge, and instead of waiting for it to soften, he melted it in the microwave or over the stove, making his mistake worse, so he definitely doesn't have his fundamentals down enough to create this.

Yeah, those are either easy-bake cookies ready to be put in a pan and cooked or just generic cookies already made and sold in plastic tins.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Watching Bettel's menshi right now. He was FaceTiming with his mom while he was baking the cookies. She's told him to put in what she thought were half-sticks of butter the first time around (she is still on the East Coast, Bettel moved to Cuntifornia), resulting in the mess. She was mortified but her son thought it was funny.

Here's a comparison of East Coast vs West Coast butter shapes.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

You know i think this woman wanted to bait men into posting about how they can open her "jars" instead of actual jar opening tips considering her previous postings....

Does that mean I still have a chance?

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Watching Bettel's menshi right now. He was FaceTiming with his mom while he was baking the cookies. She's told him to put in what she thought were half-sticks of butter the first time around (she is still on the East Coast, Bettel moved to Cuntifornia), resulting in the mess. She was mortified but her son thought it was funny.

Here's a comparison of East Coast vs West Coast butter shapes.
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That feeling when you realized you've doxxed yourself by showing a stick of butter on a cooking handcam. Fuck guys I'm screwed

 

[Realticule]

That feeling when you realized you've doxxed yourself by showing a stick of butter on a cooking handcam. Fuck guys I'm screwed

Now I know your buttery sins.

 

[Clown Penis]

Now I know your buttery sins.

The butter was not kosher, thus it is repellant to the Jew.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Scarle made a cake:

 

[Thomas Talus]

Scarle made a cake:

No ring, 2/5.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Scarle made a cake:

This looks like Goatse on a skinned human.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

This looks like Goatse on a skinned human.

Good news! I think it's supposed to be her ass.

 

[VSoyBoy]

 

[Ballpark_Look]

A

 

[Realticule]

Scarle made a cake:

Is this Clive Barker's Goatsee?

 

[Helkar]

That moment when the pink mold golem is concerned about your cooking skills.

 

[agility_]

I'm stumped as to how you mangle a hardboiled egg like that. Did she peel the shell fragments then superglue them back?

 

[httn]

Not strictly food related, but this thread feels like the best place to post whatever the fuck Usui Clear managed to do to her freezer.

I secretly streamed it on Christmas Eve, but what does it mean that it had more concurrent viewers than the singing slot???

Yesterday's defrosting progress...I unplugged it and left it for half a day + hot air and warm water, and now the drawers are completely visible

"Forced convection heat transfer strategy" using hot air from a hair dryerIt will dissolve, but slowly.

The surface feels smooth...(Actually, it's better not to use a hair dryer.

Rather than transferring heat through air,Putting warm water in a bag and pressing it against the body felt like a heat mass attack!!! It was great.

Next up is "Material Properties ☆ Heat Conduction Strategy!"

A part where ice has stuck to the handle of a drawer and it has become one with the bottom drawer
Heat up the aluminum plate with a hair dryer and press it firmly into the gap...

It melts like crazy!!!
It looks like it's being cut slowly!!!

I'm glad I was able to take advantage of aluminum's ability to easily transmit heat (´˘`＊)

And the good ending:

The defrosting was completed successfully!!!

and!!!! Safe!!! The meat for the project!!! It's in the freezer!!! That's good

 

[Bug Eater]

So many people responding to or quote tweeting the "Is it true that Vtubers can't cook?" tweet with delicious food and all I can think about is Ragi's soggy steak.