Culinary Catastrophes

[Zyklon Mag]

Yeah but @Zyklon Mag ain't going to be able to compete with lonely office ladies that currently have more cats than they ever had boyfriends.

I have no need to fight friends. We will simply join forces. The cat ladies will use their animals to drive him up a tree, and I will bring power tools and tomatoes in my garden that the deer didn't get.

 

[Realticule]

Most grannies could probably suplex him into the dirt, let's be real.

The granny would just knock him out cold.

The granny felt bad for him and thought he should eat something as he's so skinny.

 

[Paladin]

This motherfucker went and bought some storebrand easy bake shit

Definitely look at their shape. There, too, even in size, and this mother fucker definitely didn't use a measuring spoon to get even sizes. Also, it's clear in the first recipe that he also forgot the butter in the fridge, and instead of waiting for it to soften, he melted it in the microwave or over the stove, making his mistake worse, so he definitely doesn't have his fundamentals down enough to create this.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Definitely look at their shape. There, too, even in size, and this mother fucker definitely didn't use a measuring spoon to get even sizes. Also, it's clear in the first recipe that he also forgot the butter in the fridge, and instead of waiting for it to soften, he melted it in the microwave or over the stove, making his mistake worse, so he definitely doesn't have his fundamentals down enough to create this.

Yeah, those are either easy-bake cookies ready to be put in a pan and cooked or just generic cookies already made and sold in plastic tins.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Watching Bettel's menshi right now. He was FaceTiming with his mom while he was baking the cookies. She's told him to put in what she thought were half-sticks of butter the first time around (she is still on the East Coast, Bettel moved to Cuntifornia), resulting in the mess. She was mortified but her son thought it was funny.

Here's a comparison of East Coast vs West Coast butter shapes.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

You know i think this woman wanted to bait men into posting about how they can open her "jars" instead of actual jar opening tips considering her previous postings....

Does that mean I still have a chance?

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Watching Bettel's menshi right now. He was FaceTiming with his mom while he was baking the cookies. She's told him to put in what she thought were half-sticks of butter the first time around (she is still on the East Coast, Bettel moved to Cuntifornia), resulting in the mess. She was mortified but her son thought it was funny.

Here's a comparison of East Coast vs West Coast butter shapes.
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That feeling when you realized you've doxxed yourself by showing a stick of butter on a cooking handcam. Fuck guys I'm screwed

 

[Realticule]

That feeling when you realized you've doxxed yourself by showing a stick of butter on a cooking handcam. Fuck guys I'm screwed

Now I know your buttery sins.

 

[Clown Penis]

Now I know your buttery sins.

The butter was not kosher, thus it is repellant to the Jew.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Scarle made a cake:

 

[Thomas Talus]

Scarle made a cake:

No ring, 2/5.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Scarle made a cake:

This looks like Goatse on a skinned human.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

This looks like Goatse on a skinned human.

Good news! I think it's supposed to be her ass.

 

[VSoyBoy]

 

[Ballpark_Look]

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