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shipmate_F

menhera addicted sister
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God is dead and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime killed him, and in the desecrated remains of God's throne he will create the first and last beast of the apocalypse, Crystal Weston Chandler, to lead the world to ruin. There shall be no absolution, our souls will all be forever condemned to CWCVille.

Humor is our only remaining coping mechanism for the horrors that await us all
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Worst of all, if this child turns out to be a boy I guarantee you Chris will troon him out almost immediately, the game was over for this kid before they were even born
What is this "40yo sperm births autistics" propaganda? ANY Chris child would be turbo autistic regardless of insemnation age.
 

NeneHATE

I am coming for you
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What is this "40yo sperm births autistics" propaganda? ANY Chris child would be turbo autistic regardless of insemnation age.
Chris' baby will be born a tomgirl from all of the HTR and being "recycled" 10000 times.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Why the F did I read down further in this thread today.
 

Hff201

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Chris' baby will be born a tomgirl from all of the HTR and being "recycled" 10000 times.
I'm sure Flutter will give birth to a perfectly healthy bottle of Fanta.
 

MerelyTourist

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Banana Hammock

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What is this "40yo sperm births autistics" propaganda? ANY Chris child would be turbo autistic regardless of insemnation age.
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But yeah, the kid was doomed from the start. I hope to God that Flutters has somewhat reliable parents that take the kid after they prove unable to raise it.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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If its a girl we have a gura killer on our hands cant wait for her debut
 

Clown Penis

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If its a girl we have a gura killer on our hands cant wait for her debut
I mean being the child of Chris AND the infamous killer of Gawr Gura is certainly a courtroom-filling tale for the 21st Century.

..Wait, we are talking about this troon-spawn stalking and murdering Gura after one too many Fanta, right?

:guraeating:
 

CalciumAnimal

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Not sure how many still care but as a league player feel like its worth commenting on.

There is a tie into season 2 called Jinx Fixes Everything a fairly simple puzzle game that implies alot of cutting room content

Act 1 has her building Savika's Arm

Act 2 has her exploring the Last Drop after Vander shows up

Act 3 has her in Ekko's Treehouse rebuilding PowPow

having her give some vaguely interesting comments in each area depending on what you look at. adding some small but needed depth to season 2

While also just being cool that you can walk around these areas which people obviously spent alot of time crafting.
 

shipmate_F

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CalciumAnimal

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Bringing it here because it's off-topic
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Got lazy on masking by the end but this was a good creative break. If you pay me I'll do it seriously for a true shirt design.
wouldn't selling those shirts make you a ton more off of a lemon people?

my Lazy attempt to reference the stupid kusa drama was lazy don't post at 3 am kids.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Stunned But Dumb

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shipmate_F

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wouldn't selling those shirts make you a ton more off of a lemon people?

my Lazy attempt to reference the stupid kusa drama was lazy don't post at 3 am kids.
If I try to sell anything the IRS would blast my door and put me at trial for making a profit without paying 50% in taxes. I'll stick with digital for now.
 

RestlessRain

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God's Strongest Wardog

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You all still have to deal with the fact that Chris getting a girl pregnant was a legitimate possibility whereas you getting a girl pregnant isn't.
If Chris fucking Chan can succeed in his Love Quest, anyone can.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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GUUUUUYYYYYYYYS

WHAT HAPPENED TO MASTADON

:faunacry:

If Chris fucking Chan can succeed in his Love Quest, anyone can.

Yeah if we work hard enough on becoming efamous to *check notes* nab egirls or egroupies

:gunpeko:
 

CalciumAnimal

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Saturnus

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Yeah if we work hard enough on becoming efamous to *check notes* nab egirls or egroupies
If I debut as a vtuber and larp as a big malefailure like Kuro I could probably snag a SEA-wife... :mitothink:

If you hadn't guessed by now this post is a joke.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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If Chris fucking Chan can succeed in his Love Quest, anyone can.
Well after the incest rape, his life straight up improved as he got a finnish girlfriend, was flown out to her, and then pounds her all the time. The end result is cool but the steps to get there are a little bit outside my comfort zone.
If you hadn't guessed by now this post is a joke.
Who are you trying to convince right now? Us or yourself?
 
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