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How about no? Can't wait to see how many idiots take this up

Much like the dozens of children dying on all sides of the conflict were saved when Rosemi removed her hash browns pic, I'm sure that at least the Palestinian children will enjoy seeing all the poppies on their Twitterex TL as the bombs drop on their heads.
 

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While we're talking about useless things, professional waste of oxygen Johnny Somali has pissed off the entire nation of South Korea by sexually assaulting a statue dedicated to the country's comfort women of WWII and is now being hunted by every clout-chasing streamer in the country. It's almost as if almost every man in Korea has military experience and knows how the beat the shit out of a loud, obnoxious Yamanba.



I hope he goes to Nicaragua next and the friendly local gangs decide to do a collab livestream with him.

Update on Johnny Somali - he can't leave the country and he has the police investigating his behaviour and alleged drug use.


Looks like he's fucked, and it couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Enjoy prison.
 

Thomas Talus

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If he had any sense, he would be beelining for the US embassy.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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If he had any sense, he would be beelining for the US embassy.
They're unironically spawncamping him, he'd be lucky to make it to the US embassy.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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They're unironically spawncamping him, he'd be lucky to make it to the US embassy.

See, gaming skills transfer to real life.

Also, he does a lot of his BS in places where he's actually unlikely to get shot. Though I'm sure he could get knifed in a bunch of Europe for his antics.
 

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Gotta love when the entire world bands together to curbstomp disrespectful fags like this guy.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Imagine going out of your way to do everything possible to get stuck in a soulslike in real life
 

Nenélove

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> Feinstein

I don't get Jews simping for medieval barbarians that want to brutally butcher him just for being Jewish.
Maybe he wants to flood Palestine with opium?

Also:
It'll never not be hilarious how pallies deal with their western frens.
 

CalciumAnimal

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ok I'm super out of the loop can someone TLDR what this retard actually did? I need to know how hard to laugh .
 

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ok I'm super out of the loop can someone TLDR what this retard actually did? I need to know how hard to laugh .
Johnny Somali has made it his life's mission to be the biggest public nuisance he can be to become a famous streaming personality. For example, Korea has a memorial to the women that were forced to be comfort women for Japanese people while they ruled Korea in the early 20th century. Johnny Somali decided to dance on the memorial while half-naked while covering himself in oil, and then demanded that Koreans apologize to him because their history says they're a bunch of losers. And that's just one incident.
 

Sky Shouter

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If he had any sense, he would be beelining for the US embassy.
For the sake of humanity I hope the Koreans ensure he never makes it, and Johnny receives a kimchi-flavored Ethan Ralph Portugal trip experience every day for the rest of his miserable existence.

Can't think of a more fitting punishment for a self-described "psychopath" and attention whore who likes to talk shit. Death would be too easy.
 

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The Peanut Gallery

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I was watching the vod earlier and at one point she called out a chatter named "The Peanut Gallery". Nothing bad she just trusted his judgment to call bluff on another player in the game and got fooled.
 

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I was watching the vod earlier and at one point she called out a chatter named "The Peanut Gallery". Nothing bad she just trusted his judgment to call bluff on another player in the game and got fooled.
Nah man I got enough sense to not interact with chuubas with a username that can trace me back to /here/. Still a funny coincidence though :whatastory:
 

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People will try to tell you that you can't make art with AI tools.
 

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I wonder how many of this anons have accounts here. :BijouBijou:
 
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