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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
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Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
There aint a better nonsequitor man

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God's Strongest Wardog

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

USS IOWA

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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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VSoyBoy

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This Halloween, scare @Azehara and other VTweeters like him with this ingenious costume.
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Thank you, Kizuna AI, for modelling my costume.
 

BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
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apparently if you use an app like newpipe for youtube they will rate limit your IP address, the final jewenning is upon us. :annoyedpippa:
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
Please elaborate how to fight Izanami/Rachel using only system mechanics. Even Carl/Kune are hell if you lack an ounce of projectile invul or mobility. Even if you IB everything on Izanami she has a tight blockstring to fly/unfly and make you keep blocking. Guard Bonus is a meme most of the time but these two can activate it consistently, there is no "counterplay" to be had besides holding the L and praying that your IBB will push them far enough after the 2nd unfly for you to at least jump out of pressure so you don't have to give them more gauge AND the chance to fuzzy/unblockable your ass.
I used to bitch a lot about Nine but after the game solidified itself and people streamlined top tier to single player, she's the least of the problems, even if she doesn't have hurtboxes. It is a retarded game, doesn't mean it's bad but it's definitely cursed with the fact that if the players are on high level, you're gonna climb that mountain in those matchups. I know because I played Az that's a stupid ass gorilla then moved to Jubei and Kagura just to see how unfair that roster is.
just use naoto and be a monkey all around but youre gonna have to give yourself carpal tunnel

or just fuck around with hazama/terumi and give them the meanest air juggle that theyd ever experience in the whole of blazblue i swear the moment they quit is the funniest shit in existence

and of course you played azrael
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
Happy to see so many trick or treaters this year :pomuLove:
I was really worried about there not being any
 

Dispirited Helmet

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Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
Happy to see so many trick or treaters this year :pomuLove:
I was really worried about there not being any
tbh I just leave a couple bowls of candy at the door with a note and turn all the lights off, Halloween interactions always feel so awkward to me
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
tbh I just leave a couple bowls of candy at the door with a note and turn all the lights off, Halloween interactions always feel so awkward to me

I've actually always wanted to wear a mask and give out candy, so its a good time. Halloween interactions may be odd but masks helps and they're just kids so it's no big deal.

Also I'd be worried about a kid just stealing all the candy
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
I was just sitting next to a nurse that smelled like she was eating microwaved feces out of one of those large metallic dog water bowls

I get James Sunderland's fear of them
 

Thomas Talus

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Sky Shouter

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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
While we're talking about useless things, professional waste of oxygen Johnny Somali has pissed off the entire nation of South Korea by sexually assaulting a statue dedicated to the country's comfort women of WWII and is now being hunted by every clout-chasing streamer in the country. It's almost as if almost every man in Korea has military experience and knows how the beat the shit out of a loud, obnoxious Yamanba.



I hope he goes to Nicaragua next and the friendly local gangs decide to do a collab livestream with him.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
hes lucky he beat him in front of police officers otherwise hed be a headline lol
 

RestlessRain

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hes lucky he beat him in front of police officers otherwise hed be a headline lol
I'd say that was rather unlucky myself.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
I'd say that was rather unlucky myself.
in due time its gonna happen

hes either gonna piss off the ones that carry or just straight up fucks around with someone with ranks
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster & Watcher
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How about no? Can't wait to see how many idiots take this up
 

Sky Shouter

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How about no? Can't wait to see how many idiots take this up

> Feinstein

I don't get Jews simping for medieval barbarians that want to brutally butcher him just for being Jewish.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023


How about no? Can't wait to see how many idiots take this up

I'm sure that you just so happened to choose a poppy in the same month people wear poppies for an entirely unrelated reason and I'm sure you won't post images of people wearing poppies making the implication that they are supporting your dumb cause.

Edit: Remembrance Day if you need a reminder.
 
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Thomas Talus

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> Feinstein

I don't get Jews simping for medieval barbarians that want to brutally butcher him just for being Jewish.
He's probably Reform.
 
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